T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh's Comedy Reel

Me and my friends were being dumb, you dont have to watch it all but if you dont, FLACK YOU lol jk

A commercial with Danny Gayle where apparently the food is so good, they can suddenly speak K

I suck at this game...nd i didnt really know wat i was doing...apparently my friend didnt either lol

A sequel to the original commercial!

Danny G trys to find kimchi in Korea - English subtitles

Turn up the volume after intro dont worry theres no scary thing in THIS video so u have nothing to fear. ____________________________________________ Funny Happy Birthday Song Comedy Songs ____________________________________________ Fui Fui Kimchi Studios ____________________________________________ I was bored so dont ask ____________________________________________ LOL roxas gave the giant nobody a kick in the face

Here's a Flat Stanley video I made for my niece. In her class the kids all made a Flat Stanley and then sent them to a far away relative. Since their in Arizona and I'm in Korea I was the obvious choice. I used a company outing as an opportunity to have Flat Stanley share about Korean meal eating traditions and a little bit about the cherry blossoms that were in bloom. My boss didn't know about Flat Stanley when I was making the video and you can hear him saying, "what the?" in the background on what shot. Luckily that's all he said, so I didn't have to edit it out. It's a little cheesy. I did it myself, but hopefully it will be fun for the kids. In this video Flat Stanley shows us pots for making Kimchi and he explains how it's traditional to take your shoes off at the door and sit on the floor when you eat. Though both are not done in the many international restaurants you find in modern Korea, it's not hard to find many traditional restaurants were these practices are done. It's not uncommon to see shoe racks when entering a restaurant.

I'm messing around with my new computer and threw this little movie together.

Our first Tagalog comedy flick using The Movies(TM). Wammy is probably the most beautiful man in town and he's proud of it. One unfortunate day, a banana changed his life.. umm.. gender.. Boks as Wammy Angel as.. extra?! Produced by Vina to download, http://kimchidreams.framed.net/files/ManayKo-KimchiDreamworks.wmv

Danny G, visits a video store in Korea and does Shwarznegger, Sylvester Stallone, and other stuff

I love kimchee. But in this stop-motion short, you'll learn why seals should think twice when ordering this otherwise yummy dish...

Ready 2 Bow's first single, Rice Bowl. www.doubleedgedrecords.com lyrics: Stop yo here I go Bust a flow with a sushi roll Chop chop's the scenario Gimme my knife now I'm ready to roll Like the rising sun I come Like the morning calm I bomb Other mc's think I'm done But the truth I just begun When I spit flicks flip the switch With a blender full of rhymes I hit the mix But don't forget that I'm Asian see And that's why the DMV's hating on me "Just gimme my license, no speaka English I'm ready to fight & gimme a reason!" I got my crouching tiger down My hidden dragon can't be found You wanna dragon I gotta dragon Huffed puffed and ready for action Eyes are slanted Mic is passed and Step up with a flow yo why you laughing? Chingy chingy chong chong that's the song When I'm done everybody's gonna get along I mean get along, "yeah without me I'm alone see, me so lonely" You're welcome I gave you Nintendo To PSP 2 without me you pinballs would play pinball in you college dorms And super Mario would be an Asian dude Instead of fire balls he's throw rice bowls And the mushroom he consumes would be with chicken and soup I come I tell the truth who you listening to? A little bit of soju makes me critically cute! Ok now back to the subject And oriental getting known to the public But critics and the bigots rewind the time To a time when every line was stereotyped Hold up lemme catch my breath But this dude is looking at me like my rap upset him Looking concerned he stares me down I cough...and then he yells out loud! "Oh no he's got the sars spreading his germs in the Honda car don't touch that sushi bar, you'll catch those germs no matter who you are black, white, brown, red, swallow that spit the you'll fall down dead what's this in America? Send those freaks back to Asia!" but don't worry I'm to your rescue look at me I'll be your hero I'm not jet li but got kim chi That'll fix up the sars quite quickly I'm not a superman but a shooperman yes a shooperman yeah~ Take those thoughts let the Dj spin it I must have sars when I spit I kill it Say I'm for God you could call me a liar Or clueless, cuz all Asians are Buddhists Shave my head call me a monk See me in the club shaking my budunka dunk dunk! Oh~ God's on my side I'm Asian but still I belong to Christ The stereotypes and the lies combined make me twisted That's why I got slanted eyes (hite!) We all look alike? In my eyes Mexicans blacks and whites Middle easterns Indians look alike So stop with your typical stereotypes I'm gonna come up burn the past The only way to stop me's internment camps I looked high and then I saw the light Cuz God and Jesus Christ are color blind! (chorus) here I stand before your lies holding a bowl of rice cuz I'm not black or white but please gimme the mic