T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh's Comedy Reel T'Keyah - Comedy Reel |
Me and my friends were being dumb, you dont have to watch it all but if you dont, FLACK YOU lol jk Kimchi Playing Guitar Hero |
A commercial with Danny Gayle where apparently the food is so good, they can suddenly speak K The Kimchi Date |
I suck at this game...nd i didnt really know wat i was doing...apparently my friend didnt either lol Kimchi Playing DDR |
A sequel to the original commercial! The Kimchi Date 2 |
Danny G trys to find kimchi in Korea - English subtitles Canadian gets lost in Korea! |
Turn up the volume after intro
dont worry theres no scary thing in THIS video so u have nothing to fear.
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Funny Happy Birthday Song
Comedy Songs
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Fui Fui Kimchi Studios
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I was bored so dont ask
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LOL roxas gave the giant nobody a kick in the face KH- Happy Birthday LOL |
Here's a Flat Stanley video I made for my niece. In her class the kids all made a Flat Stanley and then sent them to a far away relative. Since their in Arizona and I'm in Korea I was the obvious choice. I used a company outing as an opportunity to have Flat Stanley share about Korean meal eating traditions and a little bit about the cherry blossoms that were in bloom. My boss didn't know about Flat Stanley when I was making the video and you can hear him saying, "what the?" in the background on what shot. Luckily that's all he said, so I didn't have to edit it out. It's a little cheesy. I did it myself, but hopefully it will be fun for the kids. In this video Flat Stanley shows us pots for making Kimchi and he explains how it's traditional to take your shoes off at the door and sit on the floor when you eat. Though both are not done in the many international restaurants you find in modern Korea, it's not hard to find many traditional restaurants were these practices are done. It's not uncommon to see shoe racks when entering a restaurant. Flat Stanley's Korean Lunch |
I'm messing around with my new computer and threw this little movie together. The Adventures of Kimchee and |
Our first Tagalog comedy flick using The Movies(TM).
Wammy is probably the most beautiful man in town and he's proud of it. One unfortunate day, a banana changed his life.. umm.. gender..
Boks as Wammy
Angel as.. extra?!
Produced by Vina
to download, http://kimchidreams.framed.net/files/ManayKo-KimchiDreamworks.wmv Manay Ko! |
Danny G, visits a video store in Korea and does Shwarznegger, Sylvester Stallone, and other stuff Danny G in a video store in Ko |
I love kimchee. But in this stop-motion short, you'll learn why seals should think twice when ordering this otherwise yummy dish... Kimchee special |
Ready 2 Bow's first single, Rice Bowl.
www.doubleedgedrecords.com
lyrics:
Stop yo here I go
Bust a flow with a sushi roll
Chop chop's the scenario
Gimme my knife now I'm ready to roll
Like the rising sun I come
Like the morning calm I bomb
Other mc's think I'm done
But the truth I just begun
When I spit flicks flip the switch
With a blender full of rhymes I hit the mix
But don't forget that I'm Asian see
And that's why the DMV's hating on me
"Just gimme my license, no speaka English
I'm ready to fight & gimme a reason!"
I got my crouching tiger down
My hidden dragon can't be found
You wanna dragon I gotta dragon
Huffed puffed and ready for action
Eyes are slanted Mic is passed and
Step up with a flow yo why you laughing?
Chingy chingy chong chong that's the song
When I'm done everybody's gonna get along
I mean get along, "yeah without me
I'm alone see, me so lonely"
You're welcome I gave you Nintendo
To PSP 2 without me you pinballs would play pinball in you college dorms
And super Mario would be an Asian dude
Instead of fire balls he's throw rice bowls
And the mushroom he consumes would be with chicken and soup
I come I tell the truth who you listening to?
A little bit of soju makes me critically cute!
Ok now back to the subject
And oriental getting known to the public
But critics and the bigots rewind the time
To a time when every line was stereotyped
Hold up lemme catch my breath
But this dude is looking at me like my rap upset him
Looking concerned he stares me down
I cough...and then he yells out loud!
"Oh no he's got the sars spreading his germs in the Honda car
don't touch that sushi bar, you'll catch those germs no matter who you are
black, white, brown, red, swallow that spit the you'll fall down dead
what's this in America? Send those freaks back to Asia!"
but don't worry I'm to your rescue
look at me I'll be your hero
I'm not jet li but got kim chi
That'll fix up the sars quite quickly
I'm not a superman but a shooperman yes a shooperman yeah~
Take those thoughts let the Dj spin it
I must have sars when I spit I kill it
Say I'm for God you could call me a liar
Or clueless, cuz all Asians are Buddhists
Shave my head call me a monk
See me in the club shaking my budunka dunk dunk!
Oh~ God's on my side
I'm Asian but still I belong to Christ
The stereotypes and the lies combined make me twisted
That's why I got slanted eyes (hite!)
We all look alike? In my eyes
Mexicans blacks and whites
Middle easterns Indians look alike
So stop with your typical stereotypes
I'm gonna come up burn the past
The only way to stop me's internment camps
I looked high and then I saw the light
Cuz God and Jesus Christ are color blind!
(chorus) here I stand before your lies holding a bowl of rice
cuz I'm not black or white but please gimme the mic Ready 2 Bow - Rice Bowl MV |