As performed on Last Comic Standing; Season 5 Episode 3 (6/13/06)

Nikki payne plays a news anchor in mental distress in WFTO news on Comedy inc.

"Casa De Payne" (December 10, 2008) Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets.

Major Payne classic Damon Wayans at his best

"Casa De Payne" (December 10, 2008) Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets.

"Your Wife's A Payne" (December 10, 2008) Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda s shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

"Your Wife's A Payne" (December 10, 2008) Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda s shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

"Labor Paynes 1" (December 3, 2008) Janine goes into labor during the wedding. She and CJ as well as Calvin and Miranda get married at the hospital. Janine and CJ unexpectedly have twins.

"Your Wife's A Payne" (December 10, 2008) Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda s shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

"It's a Payne Growing Up" (December 17, 2008) Malik's buddy Kevin gets intimate with a promiscuous girl who happens to be the source of a syphilis outbreak. Malik subsequently seeks counsel from CJ, leading to a misunderstanding.

"Payne and Prejudice" (December 17, 2008) It's a culture clash and a culinary conflict when the Paynes have dinner at the Hernandez home. At the barbershop, Dana's falsehoods come back to haunt her.

Nikki embraces her inner dog to impress the crowd

Stand Up --- At Yuk Yuk's in Toronto.

"Labor Paynes 2" (December 3, 2008) Janine suffers from Postpartum Depression after she comes home with the twins.

"Labor Paynes 1" (December 3, 2008) Janine goes into labor during the wedding. She and CJ as well as Calvin and Miranda get married at the hospital. Janine and CJ unexpectedly have twins.

"Payne and Prejudice" (December 17, 2008) It's a culture clash and a culinary conflict when the Paynes have dinner at the Hernandez home. At the barbershop, Dana's falsehoods come back to haunt her.

"Labor Paynes 2" (December 3, 2008) Janine suffers from Postpartum Depression after she comes home with the twins.

Granny Mae tells Ms Ophelia what she thinks of her. Granny Mae Theme Song " Oh My Little Darlin" by Rachel Eddy http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view...

THE HOUSE OF PAYNE

"Payne and Prejudice" (December 17, 2008) It's a culture clash and a culinary conflict when the Paynes have dinner at the Hernandez home. At the barbershop, Dana's falsehoods come back to haunt her.