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a funny funeral

Lawrence Saltzman is a non-union writer who works at Arclight Cinemas. Written and Performed By: Doug Bass

Song improv at Groundlings with Beth Crosby, Zack Oldham and Ted Cannon, directed by Jim Rash.

Groundlings improv scene starring Dave Boud, Michelle Abrell, Tyson Turrou

Groundlings improv scene starring Dave Boud, Seth Beeler, and David Ury

Groundlings sketch starring Dave Boud, and Dave Chivvis

Jeff Galante's film professor monologue from Writing Lab at the Groundlings. Roll tape!

Above and beyond the call of duty. Written by Nicol Paone

Groundlings improv scene starring Dave Boud, Seth Beeler, Dave Chivvis, Tyson Turrou, David Ury, Michelle Abrell

Groundlings sketch starring Dave Boud, Tyson Turrou, Michelle Abrell

(Lyrics Included Below!) 10/19/07: Breaking news of Dumbledore's (the wizard from Harry Potter) sexuality is one man's dream come true! Performed and written by Brian Nesbitt. Also stars Jodie Milks, Ryan Gaul, Eileen O'Connell, Sarah Baker, Jennifer Smedley and Rachel Livingston. Lyrics: Steve: Oh, oh, oh Woke up today, lonely and gay -- I always do! Oh, oh, oh Searching for someone That I can meet Who's not from the street. I read today's news The rumors were true Just like a message from High above! Oh, oh, oh JK Rowling outed the man that I've always loved! Hogwarts Kids: And it was Dumbledore! Steve: He's the wizard that I adore! All his magic is mystery! It's his spell that has captured me! I love you Dumbledore! And some day when we're ruling Hogwarts, The world's gonna wake up and see Dumbledore and me! Oh, oh, oh, First I asked "Why? Would such a butch guy, Really be gay?" Oh, oh, oh, But I checked the site Leaky calderon And potter dot com! And on them they preached The author made a speech That this sweet wizard Is into dudes! So, oh, oh, Don't hold me back 'cause today all my dreams will come true! I love you Dumbledore! And although I look like a bore! This fall I went to a magic school! Although it taught me that kids are cruel! I love you Dumbledore! And some day when we're ruling Hogwarts, The world's gonna wake up and see Dumbledore and me! Harry Potter: I know some will say... Draco: That this is so wrong! Hermoine: But it's with him - All: That you belong! Ron: So don't let those muggles, mess with your head! Steve: I'll never give up I'd rather drop dead! Oh, oh, oh, This is my chance! To find my romance And life part-ner! Oh, oh, oh Something inside of me I must prove So to England I'll move! Hogwarts Students: There's no need to go To find your new beau We'll use our magic and The dark arts! Steve: Don't make me wait one more moment for our love to start! Hogwarts Students: He loves him! He loves him! Ab-ra-ca-dab-ra OLD FART! He loves you Dumbledore! You're the wizard that he adores! All your magic is mystery! And your love will make history! Steve: And I promise Dumbledore That some day when we're Ruling Hogwarts The world's gonna wake up and see Gonna wake up and see! (Gonna wake up and see!) Dumbledore and me! Hogwarts Students: And one day you will be married! Steve: Dumbledore and me! Hogwarts Students: Although it won't be legally! Dumbledore and... ME (STEVE)!!!

This is one serious puppet show.

Groundlings monologue starring Dave Boud

ooohhhhh Lorna

It's hard to have a Merry Christmas when Mom might never walk again...featuring Jeff Galante, Jen Smedley, Natalie Howe, and Sabrina Stevenson.

The town of Larchmont politely demands that the Gorsham family remove their giant fornicating statues from the front lawn...featuring Jeff Galante, Natalie Howe and Keith Tralins.

Kinga Suto perfoms "The Audition" sketch in Groundlings Lab Show. Aug. 2006.

Improv

Brian Nesbitt, Alex Enriquez and Eileen O'Connell perform an improv at The Groundlings Theatre.