A song written for all those funny drunk people out there who have ever regretted the night before. From the author of "Ugly Slapper)". Make sure you have a look at my other vx220na comedy song releases.. :D Entitled... "I make a Twat of myself" Sub me, leave a message and I'll sub you back. I hope you have a laugh at it. Here are the Lyrics... I make a Twat of myself (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08 ======================= It's the Middle of winter I just wear a t-shirt Jackets are for wimps you know I look real hard With my biceps showing In three feet of drifting snow Out on the town The girls are looking They're looking at the state of me I was out for seven, But by half past eleven I'm totally out of my tree I never seem to know When to stop UNtil it's far too late I fall out of bars Go tit over arse And break the fall with my face I have another one, for the road And the room then starts to spin I'm over the limit Covered in vomit Shitfaced once again CHORUS ====== I make a twat of myself on a regular basis In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis Bother to be had?....I'm yer man 10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van I make a twat of myself on a regular basis In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis Bother to be had?....I'm yer man 10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself Munching on a Donner kebab I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself I piss in the wardrobe instead ====== With a wobble I struggle To the taxi rank While muching on a donner kebab Most of the meat Is at my feet And the rest, I puke up in the cab Arriving home at 2am My key wont fit in the door Well it probably would If I actually stood But I'm kneeling in puke on the floor CHORUS ------ I get in the house eventually And I crawl up the stairs to bed The toilet I need But I'm so bloody pee'd I piss in the wardrobe instead. When I wake next day On the bedroom floor I remember the night before So off to the pub I venture I'm shitfaced again once more CHORUS ------ (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08 Cheerio. Lee.

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Jeff Dunham and Peanut bring you the first set of laughs in part 1 of 3. From the smash-hit show, 'Arguing With Myself'. http://www.jeffdunham.com/

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Ellis Paul - The World Ain't Slowin' Down...... from the movie Me, Myself, and Irene with Jim Carrey.

Aaron Benjamin Miller gets into a political discussion with his other half

A video made about Yu from Cinema Bizarre! Just for laughs and because he's one of my favourites ^__~ Please visit http://styleiswar.forumotion.com

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At the begening of the school year, the first years organize themselves for a show. This video shows two acts almost at the end of it: A short music performance by Pavel (from Czech Republic), and an act of experimental comedy by myself. (Drums: Mateo from Caolombia, Guitar: Ezequiel from Aregentine)

In this episode, British comedian, Daniel Kitson, reveals what it was like to grow up in a quaint, English village with a sack-full of comedic ambitions and a notable absence of "tang".