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What happens when strangers overhear really embarassing cell-phone conversations at the mall? Mall Pranks |
Nalts tests his comedy behind two-way mirrors to ensure they're funny. However sometimes someone claims otherwise. And that's when he resorts to bitch slapping. Comedy Testing |
Hiya. Just back from vacation, and posting the first episode of Bubble Gum Tree Show. This is the last one I'll post on the Nalts channel, so please visit and subscribe here:
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In this debut, Scottish Comedian Mark Day reveals his deepest most secrets and ambitions. Well not really. We edited out the substance to keep this puppy around 4 minutes.
Guest:
Mark Day Comedy
http://www.youtube.com/markdaycomedy
hosted by Nalts
http://www.kevinnalts.com
Theme song by Sean
http://youtube.com/jawharp1992
Visual design by Gage
http://www.cosmic-flight.com
Opening animation by Travis
http://youtube.com/Y0UTUBEtheater
http://wwww.bubblegumtreeshow.com
bubblegumtreeshow@gmail.com First Bubble Gum Tree Show (Ma |
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Thanks for supporting us!!
Watch in HD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw88TOQVL4Q&fmt=18
Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all have an awesome time shooting "Retarded Policeman!"
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Next episode: "Underage Girls" coming Friday, Sept. 5! Oh jeezus.
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directed & edited by Greg Benson
written by Greg Benson & Scott Perry
created by Kim Evey & Greg Benson
Retarded Policeman: Josh "The Ponceman" Perry
Driver: Kevin Nalty
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crew - Scott Perry
theme song by Greg Benson
special thanks - Cory Williams & Rich Gedney
Tags: retardid police man boy down syndrome slow mediocre films comedy short film police officer traffic cop LAPD NYPD safety retard tard funny cute dumb crazy spoof parody sketch series nalts Retarded Policeman #17: Nalts |
I made a genetic clone of myself from a mail order offer, and now I'm really not sure what to do with him.
Your advice would be appreciated. I'm not sure he speaks, but he looks like me.
P.S. New Bubble Gum Tree Show out! Staring Charles Trippy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd4sbEiCL8Q Genetic Clone of Nalts |
It's amazing YouTube survived so many years without the internet.
Thanks to my fellow collaborators for sending me their clips. Please visit them:
http://www.youtube.com/beanerlarue
http://www.youtube.com/xgobobeanx
http://www.youtube.com/nalts
WHAT'S THE END SONG?? Just a few loops from Garage Band, also used by Fort Minor in their song "Believe Me".
If you don't quite get this, it's probably before your time!
If you'd like to use the old school logo, feel free to pull it from my website, http://www.mattkoval.com
You can also learn how this video came to be:
http://www.mattkoval.com/youtube1985.html YouTube in 1985 |
the unknown legend Hot Guitar with Gilmut Zelch |
CALL: (269) 216-9602
Turns out watching stuff I make works better than Ambien. Thanks to Nalts (http://youtube.com/nalts)! Peter Coffin: Sleep Aid (feat. |
It's about damn time!
(Nalts video is no longer available) Best of Ralph Peterson |
Sometimes Nalts' videos really inspire me. I decided to document such a time. I would like to thank Kevin for being such an inspiration.
Check out his videos here:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=nalts Drinking Inspiration (Nalts) |
Now theres help for men with an active ass sweat gland!!! Manly Pads by Maxi |
Let's have a serious dialog, shall we? Fun with Comment Audio Preview |
A review of the 288 videos I uploaded to Youtube in 2007 and why. 2007 In Review, Part 2 |
Nalts, Zipster08 and Sign543 join together for YouTube Group Therapy.
Music by Paul Soniat (Mr. Money Talk):
www.paulsoniat.com
Ukalele by Jawharp1992
Sorry about the reveal at the end. It was only a matter of time.
Subscribe to 'Em! :)
Camera waver
http://www.youtube.com/Zipster08
Edit boy
http://www.youtube.com/Sign543
Ukulele kid
http://www.youtube.com/nalts
Ukulele musician
http://www.youtube.com/jawharp1992 YouTube Group Therapy |
THE 6TH PICTURE COLLAB!!!!!! Srry for my video hiatus. I have been doing things off of youtube and i actually forgot about it lol. WELL HERE IT IS! Picture Collab Part 6 |
WHATTHEBUCK and Nalts have a secret crush. Whoops, guess it isn't a secret anymore.
Oprah Move Over Nalts Is The Next Diet Guru ... says, Angelina, The Sexy Gourmet", the Bestselling author and international gourmet chef who spends more time in the makeup chair than she does the kitchen .
Angelina The Sexy Gourmet is always cooking up trouble ...and usually it is man trouble. She is always falling for men who are totally unavailable to her...but that doesn't stop her from stalking them..
First she had a giant crush on Michael Buckley of WHATTHEBUCKSHOW. Even when she found out he was gay...that still didn't stop her...she still sends him her favorite dessert recipes in the mail every day written in her native tongue. She's still not sure what country her accent is from so her recipes and love letters are too hard for Buck to read. (which is a very good thing or else he would discover what kind of danger he's really in)
Michael Buckley
http://www.youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBUCKSHOW
Then she had a crush on Kevin Nalts of the Youtube site "nalts". I told her that he was married. Ever since then she's had a hard time trying to get her souffles to rise.
I keep on telling her, "Be patient...do go looking for love...be the love you are looking for and your love will find you.
Any way...Angelina "The Sexy Gourmet" really knows how to cook up trouble when she crowns Youtube Superstar, Nalts as the next Diet Guru.
Nalts is Youtube's own resident hypnotist and somehow he must be very good at it because he has over 29,000 subscribers.
Kevin Nalts of the popular Youtube channel "nalts" has made a commitment to loose 20 pounds by the time his wife's birthday rolls around March 19th .
Plus he wants to be a role model for the rest of the nation so he has volunteered to experiment on himself ...and be his own... "lab rat"...I mean ... "lap" top rat.
He needs a little encouragement... plus he has been very lazy about posting videos updating his progress.
Check out both his sites and tell him to get his butt off the couch and start posting more diet updates...the children in China are starving for more information. (that ought to help him burn off more calories)
nalts
http://www.youtube.com/user/nalts
naltsgetfit
http://www.youtube.com/user/naltsgetsfit
And leave some of your own diet advice for him while you are at it.
Angelina, The Sexy Gourmet also hopes that we too will make a commitment to ourselves to get fit.
First key to get fit "No White Food".
Here's to Good Health and Happiness!
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Improv by Sharon A. Fox
.............................. Oprah Diet Guru Nalts WHATTHEB |
Alaska governor Sarah Palin (the vice president nomination) reveals her history in this exclusive footage of her accepting the republican committee's nomination to be interim vice president (until McCain's heart gives out).
Where'd her 17 year old daughter learn how to get pregnant anyway? And what's that got to do with politics?
Parody by Kevin Nalts
http://www.kevinnalts.com
Based on Dustin Hoffman's scene from Tootsie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHu4EWEGfpY Sarah Palin Exposed |
Warning:
This Show SUCKS!
I forgot to bring down the ticker tape... Well, i did this on windows movie maker and rendered in vegas.
Well, this first episode sucks. I dont know why. But im going to give my best to provide you all ENTERTAINMENT.
Dont forget to subscribe, okay?
http://www.beststupidity.blogspot.com The CX Show Episode 1 |
Pulled a hair weave outta the vacuum? Found Yo Weave! |