Watch as members of Major:Undecided sketch comedy group are rudely woken up for the sake of comedy.

Ronny gets some valuable advice from his puppet friends about life's many rules (and their various exceptions). Music by Ed Martel. Lyrics by Kellen Blair. Puppets by Russ Walko. CAST: Blooey, Reddy, Greeney: Russ Walko Goldy: Carlos Martin Ronny: Michael William Arnold ADDITIONAL CAST: Bailey Dent Lucy Angelo Cole Fletcher Benjamin Jones Matthew Quezada Kellen Blair Josh Hyatt Written and Directed by: Kellen Blair Produced by: Matt Stokes Director of Photography: Russell Gearhart Production Designer: Lauren Rugerri Edited by: Michelle Tesoro www.amerikellen.com

Secret Hospital presents a film about when it's acceptable to shake your baby. (Here's a hint: Never!). Starring Ashley Ward, Rachel Korowitz, Patrick Inglis, Michael Hartney, and special guest-star Becky Yamamoto. Written by Jeff Scherer.

Mr. Brown murders the hits once again with "Never Would Have Paid It", a parody of Marvin Sapp's "Never Would Have Made It". With gas prices through the roof, pushin' this Escalade around LA back and forth from the JSpot, to the grocery store...and in this economy isn't a joke anymore. But I'm sure you all can spare a few gallons...make it out to the JSpot Comedy club in Los Angeles off of Manchester and Aviation (5581 W. Manchester) in Los Angeles, CA...don't forget about the JSpot Clothing store IN THE SAME BUILDING! Suit specials everyday...great food, drinks and comedy from your favorite comedians as seen on BET's Comicview, Def Comedy Jam, and everywhere else! See you at the JSpot!

I NEEDED to upload this, it cracks me up every time! This first aired on BBC2 October 2nd 2008. Hope you enjoy! I DO NOT OWN THIS CLIP, NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED.

Jimmy Pardo on the Late Late Show with Craig Fergusen in 2006.

This is a clip from the movie Chris Rock - Never Scared, and it's when he was talking about white men being wealthy and black men being rich.

Posting this clip as part of my ongoing study in racism and comedy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo Davina turns the tables on Simon Amstell. With host Simon Amstell, regular team captain Phill Jupitus and special guest team captain Davina McCall. Guests include Kelly Jones from the Stereophonics, Alesha Dixon, Mitch Hewer from Brittania High and comedy actress Barunka O'Shaughnessy.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks featuring comedienne Jo Brand. Jo has an ingenius way of spotting the real musician from the fakes in the line up - why not just call out their name loudly and see who twitches? This free clip comes from the hit BBC British comedy, music panel show.

**Contains strong language** Martha Reeve has a ball as she sings in the intro round, and her whole team is too star struck to guess the right answer. Comedy music panel show hosted by Mark Lamarr from BBC.

Chris Rock - Never Scared, Part 6/8

This is a clip from the UK comedy series called Armstrong and Miller. A sketch series featuring the very funny double act Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. This is a one-off sketch set in the Regency era with a group of writers and poets telling each other stories. Then a writer called Kevins starts to tell a chilling story which transpires to be somthing that you would never expect! Classic stuff at the end of the sketch! I hope you enjoy this rare clip I have posted. This show has never been released on DVD, Lets make it happen ! Leave comments if you like this sketch. UPDATE : October 26th 2007 the NEW series of Armstrong and Miller starts on BBC1 more details here.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2007/10_october/12/armstrong.shtml I went to see the last show of this being filmed at BBC centre back in March, great to see it on the TV at last.

With guests Leapy Lee, Stewart Lee, Tony Mortimer, Bill Oddie and Jason Pebworth.

George Carlin's 3rd comedy album, recorded May 27, 1972 at Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, California (Little David 1004). Released September 29, 1972.

With guests Leapy Lee, Stewart Lee, Tony Mortimer, Bill Oddie and Jason Pebworth.

In this latest top ten list the anchors run down the many things one should never utter in front of their children.

Shemsu´s fantasy . song from Barry White (Just the way you are) Don't go changing, trying to please me You never let me down before I don't imagine you're too familiar And I don't see you anymore I would not leave you in times of trouble We never could have come this far I took the good times, I'll take the bad times I'll take you just the way you are Don't go trying some new fashion Don't change the color of your hair You always have my unspoken passion Although I might not seem to care I don't want clever conversation I don't want to work that hard I just want some someone to talk to I want you just the way you are. I need to know that you will always be The same old someone that I knew What will it take till you believe in me The way that I believe in you. I said I love you and that's forever And this I promise from my heart I could not love you any better I love you just the way you are.

With guests Alesha Dixon, Phil Nichol, Ricky Ross and Anthea Turner.

Jim Jeffries "HE HAD THE CROWD IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND... IT'S A TIGHT HOUR OF BRILLIANT ANECDOTES AND BREATHTAKING CRUDITY, DELIVERED WITH SUCH LIKEABLE BLOKISHNESS, YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE VERY DETERMINED NOT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME" - CHORTLE 13/08/06 Australian born Jim Jeffries is a headline performer in countries such as Canada, Asia, South Africa, Europe and the UK. "THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T CARE WHO HE OFFENDS, BADGERING THOSE WHO RESIST UNTIL THEY CAPITULATE AND JOIN IN THE LAUGHTER, HARD HITTING AND EXPERTLY DELIVERED" THE HERALD 24/08/06 Regarded as one of the fastest rising stars in the comedy world, his brash confrontational style has made him one of the most sought after comics on the world stage. "JEFFRIES DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OFFENDING THE THIN-SKINNED WITH HIS BRUTALLY HONEST OBSERVATIONS... HE HAD US ON THE EDGE OF OUR SEATS" - THE LIST 10/08/06 Jim gets away with jokes that most comedians wouldn't touch due to his ability to both charm and offend the crowd through equal measures. "VERY FUNNY... HE HAS A GIFT FOR BEING EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT. IN FACT, IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THIS MIGHT BE ONE TO AVOID, IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOURSELF TO SERIOUSLY, GO ALONG AND MARVEL AT HOW JEFFRIES GETS AWAY WITH IT." - SKINNYFEST 22/08/06 In 2005 Jim wowed audiences at The Montreal 'Just for Laugh's' Festival where he was performing in the highly acclaimed 'Nasty Show'. Jim garnered one of the biggest press articles at the festival and was also moved above 2 of America's cult as neither could follow Jim's storming performances. "LIKE ALL THE GREATS, HE IS ABLE TO TURN FILTH INTO AN ARTFORM" MONTREAL GAZETTE 17/07/05 In 2006 Jim made his return to the Edinburgh Festival with his solo show titled 'The Second Coming' which not only received seven 4 star reviews and numerous other press articles about his show. It sold out the whole run and he also managed to wind up Christian Voice as well. Hoorah! "SICK AND REPELLENT" STEVEN GREEN CHRISTIAN VOICE 16/08/06 "HARD HITTING, UNRELENTING GAGS... CHRISTIAN VOICE CERTAINLY KNOW A FIND COMEDIAN WHEN THEY PERSECUTE HIM." - THE SCOTSMAN 17/08/06 Its not all about filth though with Jim he is in demand for TV and panel TV shows and you can catch Jim on 'Comedy Cuts' ITV2 'Heaven & Earth' BBC1, If.ComEddies 'ITV2, 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' BBC2 , 'The History of Offensive Humour' Channel 4 'Comedy Blue' Paramount, and even performing a 'clean' set on 'The World Stands Up' and 'Edinburgh and Beyond' for the Paramount Comedy Channel TV Appearances to date: Never Mind the Buzzcocks - 2004 & 2006 (BBC) The Comedy Store - 2005 & 2006 (Paramount & CH5) The World Stands Up - 2006 (Paramount) Flipside TV - 2005 (Paramount) Last Chancers - 2004 (CH4) Coming Up: Comedy Cuts - 2006 (ITV2) Comedy Blue - 2006 (Paramount) + Numerous others in the pipeline Festivals to date: Montreal Comedy Festival, Just for Laughs - 2005 Edinburgh Comedy Festival - 2002, 2004 & 2006 The South African Comedy Festival - 2005 Leeds & Reading Festivals 2004, 2005 & 2006 Glastonbury Festival 2004 & 2005 Latitude Festival 2006 More Quotes: "EXCELLENT... JIM JEFFRIES GRABS ATTENTION... ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION... AN HOUR OF BRACING FUNNIES FROM A PLANET ENTIRELY FREE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - METRO 07/08/06 "JEFFRIES IS ALMOST GUARENTEED TO SELL-OUT EVERY NIGHT OF THIS FRINGE FESTIVAL. GUILLOTINE-SHARP WIT... THE AUDIENCE WERE STILL FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR MORE" - THREE WEEKS 10/08/06 "OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THERE IS NO-ONE LESS PC, BUT DOES THIS HINDER HIS PERFORMANCE? THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING NO! HIS MATERIAL IS WIDE AND VARIED AND FLOWS SEAMLESSLY FROM ONE TOPIC TO ANOTHER, AND NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING IS TABOO. WELL WORTH CHECKING OUT" - ONE4REVIEW 08/08/06 "HIS MOST MORALLY BANKRUPT SHOW TO DATE" THE INDEPENDENT 17/08/06 "RIOUTOUSLY FUNNY... TIRADES INCREASINGLY HILARIOUS AS HE WITHOULDS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, FOR ALL OUT LAUGHS AT ANY EXPENSE, JEFFRIES SHOW HAS TO COME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED." - CHORTLE 20/08/04 "GENUINELY FUNNY ANECDOTES... JEFFRIES CLEARLY HAS NO SHAME. HE HAPPILY TELLS STORIES MOST OF US WOULD BE TO EMBARRASSED TO REMEMBER" - FEST 12/08/04 "THIS SHOW IS SO WRONG, BUT SO DAMN RIGHT. JEFFRIES PROVES THAT IT THE TABOO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST - I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD DURING ANY OTHER FRINGE SHOW" - THREE WEEKS 15/08/04