Taken from pilot episode of a yet to be produced comedy series - No Skillz. Part 2 features Stephen Merchant. Right now we don't have plans to make any more episodes of No Skillz because we're busy with our new series, Christie. It's available online at our website, the first episode was posted on 24 April 2008 and the others will appear weekly. If you think we should by making more episodes of No Skillz you can leave a comment on this page. STORY: Christie is one of life's dreamers. Having lost his job, his clothes, his girlfriend and all of his dignity he decides to turn his life around. With the help of his small band of rather odd friends he starts a five a side football team called "No Skillz" and enters them into the local Power League. Christie's attempt to win back his girlfriend Ruby backfires when No Skillz are humiliated on the pitch and Ruby takes a fancy to one of the opposing players. But all is not lost for Christie as Nicola, the attractive Power League receptionist, is charmed by his naïve enthusiasm. No Skillz stars: Alec Christie (The Office christmas special, Last Chancers, Meet Ricky Gervais, A Kind of Living) Rufus Wright (Spy Game, Bomber) Bob Cryer (Highlander, Jake 2.0, The Getaway VG) Karen Taylor (Touch Me I'm Karen Taylor, The Sketch Show, Paul & Pauline Calf's Cheese & Ham Sandwich) Anthony MacMurray (The Office series 2, Last Chancers) Nicola Cotter (The Office series 1) Stephen Merchant (The Office, Extras) Dan Warren (BBC Sport) Toby Mace (The marmite advert...you know, the really funny one where the guy kisses the girl who's been eating a marmite bagel and nearly pukes) Andrew Turner (Hairless, Dalziel and Pascoe) Andrew Christie (Funny Bones) Sam Chapman and Keiron Crook (Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat...they sing and they dance) For more information please contact: Kayak Productions Ltd, mail@kayakproductions.com, http://www.kayakproductions.com/

ant and dec with there brillaint jokes and entertainment in this years im a celeb 2008 - get me outta here !! I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here! is a reality television show co-produced by Granada television and LWT for the ITV network, in which celebrities live in jungle conditions with few creature comforts and have to earn human essentials. ABC aired one season of an American version in February and March 2003. In Germany, a third season of Ich bin ein Star Holt mich hier raus! aired in January 2008 (incidentally the show was won by a British man). There are also French and Dutch versions of the show called respectively Je suis une célébrité, sortez-moi de là! and Bobo's in de bush. The main UK show is hosted by Ant & Dec, who launched their first official website www.OfficialAntandDec.com on 11th November 2008, which features regular news updates, blogs and video, with a subsidiary behind-the-scenes show hosted by Mark Durden-Smith. In the U.S., John Lehr presented proceedings; the German hosts are Dirk Bach and Sonja Zietlow. Contestants [edit] Brian Paddick See also: Brian Paddick Ex-Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Metropolitan Police and politician. [edit] Carly Zucker See also: Carly Zucker Personal trainer and Chelsea footballer Joe Coles fiancée. [edit] Dani Behr See also: Dani Behr Television presenter and singer. [edit] Esther Rantzen See also: Esther Rantzen Journalist and television presenter. [edit] George Takei See also: George Takei American actor of Japanese descent best known for his role in the TV series Star Trek, in which he played the helmsman Mr. Sulu on the USS Enterprise. Most recently, he played Hiro Nakamura's father Kaito Nakamura on the NBC television show Heroes. Takei has also been the announcer for The Howard Stern Show since January 2006. [edit] Joe Swash See also: Joe Swash Actor who played Mickey Miller in the television soap opera EastEnders. [edit] Martina Navratilova See also: Martina Navratilova Former World No. 1 women's tennis player. [edit] Nicola McLean See also: Nicola McLean Page Three model, Daily Star cover girl, WAG and TV star. [edit] Robert Kilroy-Silk See also: Robert Kilroy-Silk Politician, Independent Member of the European Parliament and a former television presenter. [edit] Simon Webbe See also: Simon Webbe Singer-songwriter, manager and ex-member of boyband Blue, he is also the first to compete in a trial from the away camp.

http://www.kayakproductions.com Stephen Merchant stars as a clueless radio sports commentator of a disastrous five-a-side football match. The amateur No Skillz team take on the homicidal New World Order team. This is taken from the pilot episode of a yet to be produced comedy series - No Skillz. Right now we don't have any plans to make any more episodes of No Skillz because we're rather busy with 'Christie' our new twelve part comedy rolling out weekly at filmaka.com from 24 April 2008. If you think we should by making more episodes of No Skillz you can leave a comment on this page. STORY: Christie is one of life's dreamers. Having lost his job, his clothes, his girlfriend and all of his dignity he decides to turn his life around. With the help of his small band of rather odd friends he starts a five a side football team called "No Skillz" and enters them into the local Power League. Christie's attempt to win back his girlfriend Ruby backfires when No Skillz are humiliated on the pitch and Ruby takes a fancy to one of the opposing players. But all is not lost for Christie as Nicola, the attractive Power League receptionist, is charmed by his naïve enthusiasm. No Skillz stars: Alec Christie (The Office christmas special, Last Chancers, Meet Ricky Gervais, A Kind of Living) Rufus Wright (Spy Game, Bomber) Bob Cryer (Highlander, Jake 2.0, The Getaway VG) Karen Taylor (Touch Me I'm Karen Taylor, The Sketch Show, Paul & Pauline Calf's Cheese & Ham Sandwich) Anthony MacMurray (The Office series 2, Last Chancers) Nicola Cotter (The Office series 1) Stephen Merchant (The Office, Extras) Dan Warren (BBC Sport) Toby Mace (The marmite advert...you know, the really funny one where the guy kisses the girl who's been eating a marmite bagel and nearly pukes) Andrew Turner (Hairless, Dalziel and Pascoe) Andrew Christie (Funny Bones) Sam Chapman and Keiron Crook (Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat...they sing and they dance) No Skillz theme tune was sung by Al Nize of the band Megalodon. http://www.myspace.com/thebandmegalodon If you liked No Skillz you should get 'The Office - Christmas Special'. It was created by Stephen Merchant (No Skillz commentator Damien Kingstar.) UK version DVD available at http://tinyurl.com/2lcvj2, USA DVD at http://tinyurl.com/2mlau2 ------------------------------ No Skillz - A Kayak Production ------------------------------ mail@kayakproductions.com http://www.kayakproductions.com

Taken from pilot episode of a yet to be produced comedy series - No Skillz. Part 2 features Stephen Merchant. Right now we don't have plans to make any more episodes of No Skillz because we're busy with our new series, Christie. It's available online at our website, the first episode was posted on 24 April 2008 and the others will appear weekly. If you think we should by making more episodes of No Skillz you can leave a comment on this page. STORY: Christie is one of life's dreamers. Having lost his job, his clothes, his girlfriend and all of his dignity he decides to turn his life around. With the help of his small band of rather odd friends he starts a five a side football team called "No Skillz" and enters them into the local Power League. Christie's attempt to win back his girlfriend Ruby backfires when No Skillz are humiliated on the pitch and Ruby takes a fancy to one of the opposing players. But all is not lost for Christie as Nicola, the attractive Power League receptionist, is charmed by his naïve enthusiasm. No Skillz stars: Alec Christie (The Office christmas special, Last Chancers, Meet Ricky Gervais, A Kind of Living) Rufus Wright (Spy Game, Bomber) Bob Cryer (Highlander, Jake 2.0, The Getaway VG) Karen Taylor (Touch Me I'm Karen Taylor, The Sketch Show, Paul & Pauline Calf's Cheese & Ham Sandwich) Anthony MacMurray (The Office series 2, Last Chancers) Nicola Cotter (The Office series 1) Stephen Merchant (The Office, Extras) Dan Warren (BBC Sport) Toby Mace (The marmite advert...you know, the really funny one where the guy kisses the girl who's been eating a marmite bagel and nearly pukes) Andrew Turner (Hairless, Dalziel and Pascoe) Andrew Christie (Funny Bones) Sam Chapman and Keiron Crook (Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat...they sing and they dance) For more information please contact: Kayak Productions Ltd, mail@kayakproductions.com, http://www.kayakproductions.com/

david van day's impersonation of nicola - now this looks very RETARDED & probably is to most people.. but it depenz.... enjoy ! haha I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here! is a reality television show co-produced by Granada television and LWT for the ITV network, in which celebrities live in jungle conditions with few creature comforts and have to earn human essentials. ABC aired one season of an American version in February and March 2003. In Germany, a third season of Ich bin ein Star Holt mich hier raus! aired in January 2008 (incidentally the show was won by a British man). There are also French and Dutch versions of the show called respectively Je suis une célébrité, sortez-moi de là! and Bobo's in de bush. The main UK show is hosted by Ant & Dec, who launched their first official website www.OfficialAntandDec.com on 11th November 2008, which features regular news updates, blogs and video, with a subsidiary behind-the-scenes show hosted by Mark Durden-Smith. In the U.S., John Lehr presented proceedings; the German hosts are Dirk Bach and Sonja Zietlow. Contestants [edit] Brian Paddick See also: Brian Paddick Ex-Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Metropolitan Police and politician. [edit] Carly Zucker See also: Carly Zucker Personal trainer and Chelsea footballer Joe Coles fiancée. [edit] Dani Behr See also: Dani Behr Television presenter and singer. [edit] Esther Rantzen See also: Esther Rantzen Journalist and television presenter. [edit] George Takei See also: George Takei American actor of Japanese descent best known for his role in the TV series Star Trek, in which he played the helmsman Mr. Sulu on the USS Enterprise. Most recently, he played Hiro Nakamura's father Kaito Nakamura on the NBC television show Heroes. Takei has also been the announcer for The Howard Stern Show since January 2006. [edit] Joe Swash See also: Joe Swash Actor who played Mickey Miller in the television soap opera EastEnders. [edit] Martina Navratilova See also: Martina Navratilova Former World No. 1 women's tennis player. [edit] Nicola McLean See also: Nicola McLean Page Three model, Daily Star cover girl, WAG and TV star. [edit] Robert Kilroy-Silk See also: Robert Kilroy-Silk Politician, Independent Member of the European Parliament and a former television presenter. [edit] Simon Webbe See also: Simon Webbe Singer-songwriter, manager and ex-member of boyband Blue, he is also the first to compete in a trial from the away camp.

The NTique Roadshow and Professor Nicola Knack have come to the historic town of Darwin and the locals are queuing up with their treasures for appraisal. Professor Nicola Knack is particularly delighted with a gem brought in all the way from Doyoudoadingodaly. Starring Anna Daniels and Anne Edmonds. Watch more sketches at www.abc.net.au/darwin/features/ Become a Tough at the Top fan on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tough-at-the-Top-Comedy-Show/16534864869

Starring Benny the Umpire

75, Brazil Street - Nicola Fasano, Pat-Rich (Original Mix) 75, Brazil Street - Nicola Fasano, Pat-Rich (Original Mix) 75, Brazil Street - Nicola Fasano, Pat-Rich (Original Mix)

some clips of the lovely nicola in 1991..

io che imito Nicola De Martino che tenta di darsi fuoco in diretta al TG2 10 minuti... Non perdetevi la parte finale con le gaf...guardate e scompisciatevi!!

The thing is bad because it was recorded on my phone Okay guys, another video of my best friend Nicola at our sleepover!!! This time its Umbrella!!! *Please note* Celine's poster was not harmed in the making of this movie lol xx

29th June 2008, my room, Nicola singing How To Save A Life, watch it all!!!!!!!

lol an epic quest in search of 'the emo'..

Reel fun.

This is the first episode of the brand new homegrown New Zealand comedy Moose T.V. staring Matthew Calvin Beth Sketcher and Nicola Calvin. This episode contains two news segments and two miscellaneous items. If you enjoy this episode make sure you watch the next episode being uploaded soon.

nicola practising golf lol

My SYP promotional DVD.

cant hit a golf ball 4 shit lol

Divertente balletto sulla canzone dei rednex..... se som bei

HAHA