Miss Porcelain - The debut comedy music video from The Nouns. Visit The Nouns at www.myspace.com/thenounsband. Your pure white skin And your great big smile Your water's flowin' Stronger than the Nile I can see my reflection in you When I start my day I take a shower with you You're just a curtain away And it's hard to say it's over When my belt has just come undone Even though you're now my number two You were my number one Well you've seen me high And you've seen me low You've seen inside of me You know where I go We've had our share of fighting You took a lot of my shit I'm sorry 'bout the time I choked you I didn't mean it But we sure did have some good times You've helped to carry my load But sometimes I just have to Explode Do you remember the night I came home piss drunk And I knelt next to you to pray You said "how could you just throw it all up?" And I said "how could you flush it all away?"

From the 2006 ECW show "Battle of the Woodchuck Nebula".

a sketch from RIOT 2008 written and directed by James Boyd starring Carly Watt & Daniel Kurland with appearances from Kye Fox, Mikey Kolberg, Marissa Caldwell, Michael Peddle, Mary Kelly, Andrew Kekewich, Zach Cox, Joey Kehoe RIOT 2008 is... Andrew Kekewich Carly Watt Daniel Kurland James Boyd Joey Kehoe Kye Fox Marissa Caldwell Mary Kelly Michael Peddle Mikey Kolberg

I think the title pretty much explains it all, dontcha think?

Ok, so this one is a bit abstract, but I think I made it clear enough for you to follow me, right? This joke started out a lot more sedate and as an observation, but my friend Geoff rightly helped me get a bit more worked up about these lying jerks bastards over at dictionary. Merriam-webster: Please don't steal my jokes. Also, please stop ruining the English language for me.

Audition video for CBS "Jingles" reality show. Visit The Nouns at www.myspace.com/thenounsband.

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From our lovely warm computers of the twenty-first century we are able to look back at televisual contributions from across the ages. Thus is the marvel of living in the future. However, before living in the future, people had to live in the past. Take this for example; a 1980s quiz show from Britain which was the very first to include foreigners as contestants rather than simply doing menial (read: slave) tasks behind the scenes. My, aren't we progressive.

The Waxing Gibus performs The Great Noun Exchange at Lukes grad party

Watch yo' back. Funnyordie.com/Noun

live comedy improv

Travis Tuesday! Guest Hello: Gregory Itzin Today I answer questions on my survival job and how to get an agent. Now I just need to get an agent. The Samuel French Bookstore is a great resource for actors! http://www.samuelfrench.com MUSECAST PROJECT! Here's what I need for the Poetry Mad Lib: (At LEAST - I haven't decided how I'm going to use the words, probably in the order in which they are received, but I want extras just in cast) Please only submit one word at a time so everybody can participate: 12 adjectives 10 nouns 8 verbs 5 adverbs 3 body parts (I know, technically a noun, I needed to be specific) Check out Keith's (Thursday) music on iTunes! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtistSongs?artistId=4353582&sortMode=0 Come see my sketch show: "Best Damn Sketch Show Ever" *Season 2* Saturdays @ 10 pm Acme Comedy Theatre 135 N. La Brea, 90038 http://tickets.acmecomedy.com Awww, no way, Youtube added over a second and a half to the duration count of this vid. How does that happen and then the videos still cut off early? HOW?

This is the first video for my new year's resolution to post one song a week. "Adjective Noun Keep on Verbin'" was written by my boyfriend Dave Dyson and our friend Glenn Etter way back in 2001 (you can see them on the guitars). Check back here for other original, improvised, or covered songs as the year progresses!

Travis Tuesday! Still needed for the Mad Libs Poetry Project (please submit one word per person): At least 8 Adjectives 8 Nouns 6 verbs 4 adverbs 2 body parts (keep it clean!) Come see me at Acme! "Best Damn Sketch Show Ever" Saturday, April 5, 10pm Acme Comedy Theatre 135 N. La Brea Ave Los Angeles, CA, 91606 http://tickets.acmecomedy.com Scene 2 from Another Life will be posted next week! WooT! Purple t-shirt FTW! Save The Musecast! Subscribers are leaving? What up, yo? More on my meeting with Keith Wolfe coming up! NEXT WEEK IS QUESTION TUESDAY, PART 2!

Asshole? Fuckwit? Bullshit?..

Outtake of Blue Ox, hero of Barbecue is a Noun. Ox discusses the origins of his name, serves up some pork, razzes his cohorts. For more action, check out www.barbecueisanoun.com

Daniel and Colins First Improved song. Thanks to no one but ourselfs :) um if you like the song, and want to see more contact us and let us know by giving us one noun, one verb, and one historical figure.

Joe rants about what form of government the "United" States really is. May be an eye opener for some of you or better yet, a brain opener. ©Mystery Ship Productions www.whatreallyhappened.com plu·toc·ra·cy Pronunciation: \plü-ˈtä-krə-sē\ Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural plu·toc·ra·cies Etymology: Greek ploutokratia, from ploutos wealth; akin to Greek plein to sail, float — more at flow Date: 1652 1 : government by the wealthy 2 : a controlling class of the wealthy — plu·to·crat \ˈplü-tə-ˌkrat\ noun — plu·to·crat·ic Listen to the pronunciation of plutocratic \ˌplü-tə-ˈkra-tik\ adjective — plu·to·crat·i·cal·ly \-ti-k(ə-)lē\ adverb

What is the Noun? Why are they running from a dust-buster? What is life all about? These questions are answered in the Noun

Look around you during the daily scrum and you see some pretty disturbed drivers and peculiar passengers as they argue, flirt and bicker their way round the rat run. Rush Hour features a brace of comedians (that is the collective noun, we checked): Adam Buxton, Sanjeev Kohli, Miranda Hart, Frankie Boyle, David Armand, Marek Larwood, Kerry Godliman, Bruce McKinnon and Katy Wix.