Actor Ed Begley Jr. does not host a television show where he has sex with his guests in front of a live studio audience. But if he did, could we get people to come to see a taping - even if they have no idea who the environmentalist/actor is AND there's NO SEX at all? More videos like this on ooze.com

All-new Adventure! The Dingleberrys are a rock group that lives in a storage space. When Bunny gets an unexpected visitor, she announces that they have an Unexpected Visitor - in her womb. Bunny WANTS the baby and agrees to raise $10,000 cash by the end of the week- or the fetus will be aborted!

Ooze! Part II is finally here! Watch it, NOW! - Pick up the Phone - It's about a guy who has an unknown problem with his computer. Therefor he calls his friend, who is asleep. A little surprise awaits him. - 400 - You've seen 300? This movie is 100 times better! The violent scenes are also included. Parental adverblabla.. - Fragrance of Love - A story about a girl and a boy who are in love. The girl decides to send him a letter with a fragrance. The boy seems to be happy to receive it and decides to send one back. - Koken met Ibang - Someone called 'Otis' has send me an email where he told me that he wants me to show him how to bake an egg. Here's the explanation. - Scream - I'd put my brother into bed, because he fell asleep when he was watching a movie. I carried him to his bed and put him in. Then I tried to be as silent as possible and get out of the room before my brother would wake up. A surprise made this Mission Impossible. - The Good, The Bad and the Banana - A western shooter, retold, remixed and re... Euhm... Well, it's about a good guy and a bad guy that are going to shoot eachother with guns 'n' stuff (no, not roses). Heavy fights and mortal combat chooses only one winner. Ooze! Crew: Ivan Hidayat Ridho Hidayat Teun Schel Onno Schel Mourad El Mortadi Stefan Hendriks Janou Peters

We tried to summarize what oozeTV was in six minutes. We failed. We did it in six and a half. This is our oozeTV marketing reel so we can change the world and get to do it with other people's money.

Spike talks about how the Ninja Rap killed Vanilla Ice' Career. Watch/rate/comment/subscribe!!! Why not see some of our other Vids!!!

According to Doctors, winning is the best way to exercise. Giant Jeff challenges an 8th grade boy to a one-on-one basketball game and gets his ass, and his pride, kicked into the ground. From Jeff at the House at jath.com

Live homage to Star Trek, this TAP DANCE show where the crew of the USS Shufflin' Foot fight Abraham Lincoln for control of the UNIVERSE. Abraham Lincoln floats through time and space challenging all to a deadly dance off. Will the crew be able to out dance the 16th President of the United States? more like this on ooze.com

Jeff doesn't drink alcohol. But while house sitting, he couldn't help but wonder what all those bottles on the fridge tasted like, and why anyone would bother. His friend Mike comes over and helps Jeff discover which alcoholic beverage tastes best. From Jeff at the House - jath.com

Beginning of TMNT 2 Secret of the Ooze, hilarious.

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Ivan and Sam have a highly topical argument regarding the great classics of cinema. Guest starring Dan Deacon and Jordan from DD/MM/YYYY! 2008 Four Straight Men Productions.

Jeff has been asked by the Management of "Jeff at the House" to spice up his shows with a bit more pizazz. Jeff attempts to use a rickety scooter to go down a 23% grade street, the steepest in Los Angeles and fails miserably -to get up the nerve. From jath.com

This is a movie I made in tribute to my hero Cary Grant. You can become hypnotised by this mans comedic timing, suaveness and sheer charisma ooze off the screen, so please sit back, relax, enjoy and leave me comments - I love peoples opinions on my work. I hope you enjoy my montage to my fellow Bristolian, Cary Grant

The surprise ending. Croissant in in his cups and slips at the edge of the lake, noticing the shrine whence cometh the idol. All must die. The left eye killer emerges from the primordial ooze.

Hole implants into your body that allow ooze in of bad things,& out of the intake of the words from order out of. If you could stop in .

Being born from fire and ooze, Coke takes out on an adventure that sees him find true love in Pepsi. Jealous of the Cola's, Adolf Barqs plots to destroy them once and for all.

A gentle, delicious love song created as a Tigallow debut to youtube. Sit back and let it ooze into your ears. We're not gay, but man we would be good at it if we were haha! Enjoy. You touch me in the morning And touch me late at night And you touch me all over with your tongue And you blew out the candlelight You said it was someone else But its only us in the room You touch me in the morning But the morning came way too soon (for me) for you So you tried to touch tried to touch me later in the day When I saw you thrusting at me, I thought that you were. Excited Saw you eyeing up my longsome friend when I did awake Attempting to grab down my pants at the trouser.. lining It was wrong, but it was right, It got worse when I found out that you had no sight I thought Id taken advantage But again you started to rummage You touch me in the morning And touch me late at night And you touch me all over with your tongue And you blew out the candlelight (kissed a boy) You said it was someone else But its only us in the room You touch me in the morning But the morning came way too soon (for me) for you for everyone Feeling personally harassed by your ever constant calls Looking awfully embarrassed when you started cupping my. Water when I didnt have a cup but it started leaking through your fingers like blood oozing from an open womb You started grazing up my thigh, and Ill be honest, I will not lie I sort of kind of liked it, so I look deep into your eyes It was so wrong it was so right Thats when I found out you had no sight You only been looking for your cane Then you found it! Oh no, thats not your cane but you can have it anyway You touch me in the morning And touch me late at night And you touch me all over with your tongue And you blew out the candlelight You said it was someone else But its only us in the room You touch me in the morning But the morning came way too soon (for me) for you, for everyone in the room Because Im totally attracted, the blind look works for you And im totally devoted, Cos ttheres nothing that you wont do. Cos you cant seeee (Thrusting, humping.) Im totally devoted and Ill always love you Cos youre really really blind and theres nothing that you wont do Im excited that That your blind and youre really really kind Cos theres nothing you dont mind (General sentences to these effects, the end of the song went improv!)

Cami heard a knock on the door. She quickly shut her phone without sending the text to her mom. Cami: who is it? Nick: can we please talk? Cami: the rooms occupied. Nick: its not about the bathroom. Cami: well if its about what happened earlier, count me out With that Cami stormed out of the bathroom and walked up to Joe and locked arms with him. Nick watched her with a sad face and started to walk away. Joe: Where are you going? Nick: I'm going home. Joe: Wait, what about the show! Nick: Ill be back in a few hours. --looks at Cami then leaves- Joe: Okay, Cami what's up, and I want to know now. Cami: nothing! --sighs and wipes nose- Miley: OH MY GOSH! You , YOU, LIED! YOU DO LIKE NICK --she yelled loud- Cami: Miley for once, keep your big flipping mouth SHUT! Miley: wow, thanks Cami. One for trying to take MY boyfriend, and TWO for being a jerk to me! Cami: Your welcome! -Cami stormed away from everyone- Joe ran after her. Cami: GO AWAY JOE! --she said between tears- Rain started to pour. Joe: Come on, its raining! Don't be ridiculous. Cami: JUST LEAVE ME A-A-A-LONE! --now tears were racing down her face- Cami ran toward the bus stop. She sat there and noticed some one behind her. She was too scared to look [in case it was like a kidnapper] Until they tapped her. Nick: we need to talk Cami. Cami: I get it! You don't like me! Are you happy?! Nick: well your kind of like my sister Cami -sighs- Cami's tears welled up in her eyes Cami: Feelings can be different Nick. Nick: I'm with Miley! I like her! I'm sorry! Cami: Just please don't talk to me anymore. Nick: WHAT!? Just because I don't feel the same way, you hate me?! Cami: You could have handled it diff- Nick: WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY?! You're not my type! You're too young! We do guitar together, not kiss! Cami: -in tears and cant stop sniffling- Then just stay away from me. Disney has changed you Nick. Nick: No it hasn't! Cami: Just leave me alone. Cami got up and began to walk away in just a tank top and shorts. [so much for sunny in the high 90's] Nick: You're going to WALK home? Cami: No you dumb face, ill fly --she said mean sarcastically and still crying- Nick: UGH! After walking over a half hour, Cami had no idea where she was. It was dark and the JB concert was in an hour. She was soaking wet from the rain. She plopped on the ground in the rain and just cried. She slowly started to sing to herself to ooze the pain. Even though she wasn't a good singer, it made her feel calmer Cami: When you want to, you can make me feel like we belong, we belong, lately you make me feel all I am is a back up plan, I say I'm done then you smile at me and I forget, everything I said, I buy into those eyes, into your lies. Starts singing to the top of her lungs. Cami: YOU SAY YOULL CALL BUT I KNOW YOU, YOU SAY YOUR COMING HOME, BUT I KNOW YOU WON'T! Cami knew it was over. Just sitting there. She already messed up with her best friend Joe, and now Nick? My gosh, 'I'm a monster' she thought. Joe: Need a hand? Cami: JOE! -jumps up and hugs him tight- Joe: Yea, big brothers stalk their sisters knowing they have NO IDEA where their going! -COUGH- Cami laughed Cami: so you're not mad? Joe: well I know how you feel, Cami. Cami: Really? Joe: Listen Nick is a good guy, but somehow he likes Miley. Personally I don't favor her. But I mean he does have his flaws. Don't worry Cami, you deserve better. I know I'm saying that about my own brother, but for you I mean. He's not your type anyway. I hear Brad Pitts single. -winks- Cami laughed. Cami: thanks Joe, -wipes most tears- Ill try my best to get over him. Joe: Okay, what do you say we go back to the concert. Cami: OH YEA! The concert! I'm so sorry! I forgot! OMG IT ALREADY STARTED! Joe: Well I thought this was more important. Cami: -smiles- and holds Joes arm the whole way back. The show has already begun. What's happening? Is Nick back!? STAY TUNED!