To see upcoming performances of Igudesman & Joo visit our website www.igudesmanandjoo.com CINEMA & COMEDY: The Rise and Fall of the Classical Musician Concept: Gidon Kremer, Aleksey Igudesman, Richard Hyung-ki Joo Written by: Igudesman & Joo with additional texts by Gidon Kremer and Nadja Maleh Director: Nadja Maleh Produced by: Kremer, Igudesman & Joo Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche Dear Concertgoer! Music and humor—both are languages of the emotions. Tonights program is an attempt at dialogue. Join us on a journey through our wacky hall of mirrors and see for yourself all the weird and wonderful ways these two languages come together to reflect the Zeitgeist of the new millennium. Not for nothing is the title of this show Cinema and Comedy. Cinema—because a lot of the music we perform today has been featured in well-known (and less well-known) films. Comedy—because the universal language of music avails itself of humor to convey truths that defy more conventional forms of expression. Comedy starts where the tools of tragedy fall short. Tonight is not going to be a night of mere entertainment. You might laugh until you pee your pants, so to speak, but issues of the gravest significance underlie all our priceless wit. One glance at our subtitle, and you will see just how much is at stake: The Rise and Fall of the Classical Musician. This evenings protagonist, Gidon Kremer, is such an example of the classical musician. His real-life experiences serve as our inspiration, his writings as our starting point. Some parts of the show are biographical, other parts are the product of imaginative sympathizing and/or pure invention. We live in an age in which the market economy tyrannizes over art. The quality of an artwork is judged by the quantity of sales. We all squint at the sales-volume statistics, the chart placement and the commercial media presence. The more popular, the better everyone wants to be a superstar! But in consequence, we all too often lose sight of the true meaning of music: the uplifting union of feeling and intellect, the intimate and profoundly emotional expression of the soul. Cinema and Comedy takes a critical and entertaining look at classical music through a magnifying glass. By means of this close-up, we hope to achieve a healthy distance from all forms of commercial dumbing-down. So lets laugh together about whats laughable tonight, and marvel afresh at musics endless marvels! We wish you a wonderful musical journey! We, meaning Gidon Kremer and the Kremerata Baltica, Aleksey Igudesman and Richard Hyung-ki Joo. Music in its most beautiful form is the all-healing language of love. Richard Wagner These are among the composers whose masterpieces, or bits of them, you will hear this evening: Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Rota, Dunayevsky, Herrmann, Morricone, Miller, Chaplin, Schnittke, Schostakowitsch, Barber, Piazzolla, Igudesman, Joo, Barry, Lai, Wagner, Brahms, Berg, Pushkarev, Perren, Fekaris, Gaynor and many more...

Steve and Lola were turned over to Child Protection and are now making a video to prove that they are good parents... yet what Steve doesn't realize is he is just digging himself a deeper hole. For everyone who cannot comprehend the concept of fiction, the following message is for you: If you do not find abusing a DOLL to be even remotely funny, do not watch this video. If you are a hateful individual and/or are looking to flame someone, do not watch this video. If you do not know what a DOLL is, or cannot tell the difference between a DOLL and a real baby, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. If you are one of the many people on YouTube who have threatened me, mocked me for simply being American or tried to petition against me openly expressing myself, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. Join the community http://www.onision.com Tags: truly bad parents lola steve tax scam baby funny comedy sketch humor twisted joke jokes spoof parody fantasy not reality

A respected Christian songwriter (Kate Flannery of The Office), explains the process of crossing-over into the mainstream world.

Title: 公主小妹 / Gong Zhu Xiao Mei English title: Romantic Princess Episodes: 13 Genre: Romance / comedy Broadcast network: CTV / GTV Broadcast period: 2007-Sep-16 to 2007-Dec-09 Air time: Sunday 22:00 - 23:30 Opening theme song: Xin Wo by Fahrenheit and S.H.E Ending theme song: Bu Xiang Dong De by Angela Zhang Insert songs: Wo Lian Ai Le (我戀愛了) I'm in Love by Angela Zhang Neng Bu Neng Yong Gan Shuo Ai (能不能勇敢說愛) Can you Bravely Say Love by Angela Zhang Le Yuan (樂園) Paradise by Angela Zhang Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Angela Zhang Synopsis Adopted by middle classed parents, Xiao Mai has always had a dream to be an heiress. Who knew that one day this dream would come true. Xiao Mai's biological grandfather is the head of a prestigous aristocratic family and after many years of searching, he finally finds his long lost granddaughter. As she starts her life as an heiress, everyday is filled with excitement, however, everything seems a bit different from what she had imagined them to be.

Jochem Meyer over zijn buurvrouw en andere zaken.

Title: 公主小妹 / Gong Zhu Xiao Mei English title: Romantic Princess Episodes: 13 Genre: Romance / comedy Broadcast network: CTV / GTV Broadcast period: 2007-Sep-16 to 2007-Dec-09 Air time: Sunday 22:00 - 23:30 Opening theme song: Xin Wo by Fahrenheit and S.H.E Ending theme song: Bu Xiang Dong De by Angela Zhang Insert songs: Wo Lian Ai Le (我戀愛了) I'm in Love by Angela Zhang Neng Bu Neng Yong Gan Shuo Ai (能不能勇敢說愛) Can you Bravely Say Love by Angela Zhang Le Yuan (樂園) Paradise by Angela Zhang Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Angela Zhang Synopsis Adopted by middle classed parents, Xiao Mai has always had a dream to be an heiress. Who knew that one day this dream would come true. Xiao Mai's biological grandfather is the head of a prestigous aristocratic family and after many years of searching, he finally finds his long lost granddaughter. As she starts her life as an heiress, everyday is filled with excitement, however, everything seems a bit different from what she had imagined them to be.

Title: 公主小妹 / Gong Zhu Xiao Mei English title: Romantic Princess Episodes: 13 Genre: Romance / comedy Broadcast network: CTV / GTV Broadcast period: 2007-Sep-16 to 2007-Dec-09 Air time: Sunday 22:00 - 23:30 Opening theme song: Xin Wo by Fahrenheit and S.H.E Ending theme song: Bu Xiang Dong De by Angela Zhang Insert songs: Wo Lian Ai Le (我戀愛了) I'm in Love by Angela Zhang Neng Bu Neng Yong Gan Shuo Ai (能不能勇敢說愛) Can you Bravely Say Love by Angela Zhang Le Yuan (樂園) Paradise by Angela Zhang Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Angela Zhang Synopsis Adopted by middle classed parents, Xiao Mai has always had a dream to be an heiress. Who knew that one day this dream would come true. Xiao Mai's biological grandfather is the head of a prestigous aristocratic family and after many years of searching, he finally finds his long lost granddaughter. As she starts her life as an heiress, everyday is filled with excitement, however, everything seems a bit different from what she had imagined them to be.

Brigitte Kaandorp zingt over vreemdgaan. Uit de show Badwater.

DX Hunts Coachman So They Could Take Over RAW.

Waar komt het woord swaffelen nou eigenlijk vandaan? Dat wordt in dit filmpje duidelijk :P

Not a song, just funny comedy! Launguage so no kids........

Medical Personnel find themselves in a quandry over sentiments expressed by the President of the United States.

A flashback to when Barney needed to find a woman in order to get over a breakup.

Jochem Meyer over de Nederlandse televisie.

Funny talk with rock and randy orton on monday night raw orton inturupted the rock in his home town. ENJOY

A timely, funny, message from comedian Ed Byrne about recycling over Christmas from the Recycle Now group.

Sometimes even a pothead can get TOO high. Kat is in over his head this time!!

Tommy (Barney Rubble) terrorises Henry (Fred Flintstone) over dinner...

Mr. Bean is a British comedy television series of 14 half-hour episodes starring Rowan Atkinson as the title character. Different episodes were written by Rowan Atkinson, Robin Driscoll, Richard Curtis and one by Ben Elton. The self-titled first episode was broadcast on 1 January 1990, with the final episode, "Goodnight, Mr. Bean", on 31 October 1995 Based on a character developed by Rowan Atkinson at university, the series followed the exploits of Mr. Bean, described by Atkinson as "a child in a grown man's body",in solving various problems presented by everyday tasks and often causing disruption in the process. During its five year run the series gained large UK audience figures, including 18.74 million for the 1992 episode "The Trouble With Mr Bean", which was the recipient of a number of international awards, including the Rose d'Or, and has had an enduring effect on popular culture. The show has been sold in over 200 territories worldwide, and has inspired two feature films and an animated cartoon spin-off. Origins and influences The character of Mr. Bean was first developed when Rowan Atkinson was studying for his MSc at Oxford University. A sketch featuring the character was being performed at the Edinburgh Fringe in the early 1980s. A similar character called Robert Box, played by Atkinson, appeared in the one-off 1979 ITV sitcom Canned Laughter, which also featured a routine used in the film version. In 1987, one of Mr. Bean's earliest appearances occurred at the "Just For Laughs" comedy festival in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. When program co-ordinators were scheduling Atkinson into the festival program, Atkinson insisted that he perform on the French-speaking bill rather than the English-speaking program. Having no French dialogue in his act at all, program co-ordinators could not understand why Atkinson wanted to perform on the French bill. As it turned out, Atkinson's act at the festival was a test platform for the Mr. Bean character and Atkinson wanted to see how the silent character's physical comedy would fare on an international stage with a non-English speaking audience. The name of the character was not decided after the first programme had been produced, with a number of other vegetable-influenced names, such as Mr. Cauliflower, being explored. Rowan Atkinson has cited the earlier comedy character Monsieur Hulot, created by French comedian and director Jacques Tati, as an influence on the character of Mr. Bean. Stylistically, Mr. Bean is also very similar to early silent films, relying purely upon physical comedy, with Mr. Bean speaking very little dialogue. This has allowed the series to be sold worldwide without any significant changes to dialogue. Characters Mr. Bean The title character, played by Rowan Atkinson, is a slow-witted, sometimes ingenious, selfish and generally likable buffoon who brings various unusual schemes and connivances to everyday tasks. He lives alone in his small flat in Highbury, North London, and is almost always seen in his trademark tweed jacket and skinny red tie. Mr. Bean rarely speaks, and when he does it is generally only a few mumbled words. His first name (he names himself "Bean" to others) and profession, if any, are never mentioned, though he has been shown in the first episode to have a strong knowledge of trigonometry. (In the first film adaptation, on his passport "Mr." appears under the "first name" field and he is shown employed as a guard at London's National Gallery. In Mr. Bean's Holiday, "Rowan" is seen on his passport name field http://www.silav.net

PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING: Yes, yet another GTA 4 clip. Brad finds an NPC friend while driving around, and he's just TOO happy to find another scooter-rider like himself. Awww... EDIT: *sigh* can't believe I actually have to spell this out- THIS IS NOT ME. This is Brad from http://www.justin.tv/fourplayerpodcast . I am sick and tired of all these idiotic "OMG UR SUCH A GAY STEWPID" retarded comments.... Double Edit: Hmm, so many questions about Brad's voice, lols. Okay, for the record- Brad is impersonating that weird dude played by Christian Slater in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, which is why he mentions "Robin of Loxley" at the very beginning. Hope that solves the mystery somewhat. 5/13/08: Over 20000 hits reached!! Woohoo!! ^_^ 5/16/08: Over 50000 hits reached!! Time for another scooter-related vid for the celebration!! 5/20/08: Over 100,000 hits!! Another scooter vid for y'all!! :-D 5/21/08: Holy ****, 200000 hits!! 0_0 5/23/08: 300000 hits, MAN... I'll have to get up something special when this hits 500K (which, at the rate it's going, shouldn't take too long) 6/7/08: Happy 500000 hits everyone!! Expect the multiplayer Scooter Brothers clip soon... as soon as YouTube stops removing my uploads for "copyright infringement", that's TWICE now. -_-;; 9/1/08: Over 1000000 hits!! ONE MILLION, and all while I was away in surgery, geez... Fantastic, but WOW if that isn't surprising! o_0 1/2/09: TWO MILLION HITS... two million hits for a clip Brad now regrets ever allowing me to post on YouTube, lols. Too bad R* and Take2 gave me a "cease and desist" order about GTA4 vids, otherwise I'd do a clip to honor the milestone...