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Elf On -- Apply directly to an Elf! Do Elves annoy you on a daily basis? Elf On. Do you wish you could get rid of them? Elf On. Does the sight of them fill you with a rage that you cannot explain? Elf On.
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Francis Baconmeister Jr. loves meat, and he owns a meat-only restaurant to prove it. But what will happen when a bunch of hippie elves protest his fine establishment? And what on earth is his secret ingredient?
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This is my 15th "Short SHORT!". I'm halfway to 30, wee!
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Watch the movie here:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Oxhorn_s_Christmas_Tree/
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http://digg.com/pc_games/A_Christmas_Special_In_World_of_Warcraft
Oxhorn and company are throwing a big Christmas bash when SOMETHING HAPPENS. That's right, in this movie there is a plot element that further drives the story. Huzzah! Complete with Christmas songs, kodo eggnog, pecan pies (and even pecan trout), my fourth annual Christmas movie is sure to deliver.
Something. Oxhorn's Christmas Tree Traile |
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Xfire is sponsoring a new contest for up-and-coming Machinima film makers and has sent out a call for directors to make advertisements for their contest with a cash reward based upon the number of downloads the advertisement gets. Why, this is pure exploitation, and Oxhorn will have nothing to do with it! Watch while Oxhorn picks on Xfire (and, more than anything, himself) acting like a snooty fool.
There are three "easter eggs" in this short movie; two which are very obvious, one which is a bit harder to find, and two of which refer to my previous movies. See if you can find them!
Oh, and for those who are humor-impaired, yes, this is a very tongue-in-cheek movie, hehe.
For more information on Xfire's contest, check out the contest details here: http://www.xfire.com/cms/xf_wow_contest_summer
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NOW PLAYING at WeGame.com
http://www.wegame.com/watch/An_Oxhorn_Brand_Medley/
Ever wonder what would happen if all the characters from the Oxhorn Brand Universe were to collide? This song incorporates quotes and choruses from many of my movies. Can you recognize them all? Check out all my movies in my WeGame channel to spot the references.
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http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com An Oxhorn Brand Medley Trailer |
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http://www.wegame.com/watch/Mighty_Morphin_Midget_Gnomes_UNITE/
Midget Gnomes unite! Blue, Yellow, Pink, Green, Red! All the Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes want to do is eat cupcakes and watch a bull-fight, but their boss, the Giant Floating Head, wants to send them on a mission. Will a compromise be made so that both parties get their way? Or will the Giant Head assert his authority? Or will the Gnomes poke out his eyes and read copies if the swimsuit edition of Good Gnomekeeping?
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This is my 16th short SHORT! many thanks to Nathan Allen Pinard who composed the music. Check out his website here:
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Be sure to check out all my other videos here on WeGame! Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes |
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Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!
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Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say that my least favorite race is the Elf! This is an anthem for all of those like me who detest Elves with every fiber of their being. And to all those who play Elves out there, I fully realize that you are free to choose whichever race you want. And you chose wrong.
Hehe, just joking.
Kinda.
Here are two ring tones for The Anti-Elf Anthem, courtesy of crystalgonzales:
The Anti-Elf Anthem Ring Tone (Beginning)
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100188&user=crystallgonzalez
The Anti-Elf Anthem Ring Tone (Chorus)
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100183&user=crystallgonzalez
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Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lacy, who is Mortuus' girlfriend. But things don't go exactly according to plan.
You can download a ring tone of Hat the Singing Turtle's song, courtesy of crystalgonzales:
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100428&user=crystallgonzalez
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Inventing Swear Words 4 is released! Watch the full movie here at WeGame.com:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Inventing_Swear_Words_4/
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After grossing out all his friends by announcing his engagement, the day has finally arrived for Mortuus to marry Lacy, the love of is life. Even if she is a giant half-cow womanish... thing. And who officiates the wedding? Why, none other than Warlord Gorechuck, who has apparently had his fill of red snappah!
Many thanks to all my fans here on YouTube which have been so loyal to my movies. I hope you all like this latest installment of my Inventing Swear Words series.
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Hat the Singing Turtle loves to sing, and he has many fans. There are others, however, who think that his singing is pure rubbish. Barnaby the crab is one of them. What is left to do when your precious singing has been insulted by an ornery crab? Why, defend your honor, of course. A fight of epic proportions is sure to ensue!
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http://www.OxhornBrandMovies.com Hat vs. Barnaby |
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Orcs. In space. Pestering meteors. And singing. You get the idea.
You can download an MP3 of "The Lonely Pine" here:
http://files.filefront.com/Trail_of_the_Lonesome_Pinsmp3/;7635359;/fileinfo.html
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Mortuus, Associate Professor Evil and a hungry ogre named Thunk sit down for a little chat with a hippy elf.
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Oxhorn has a few drinks and then goes out for a lovely ride through The Barrens on his kodo, Busco. Little does he know that the Orgrimmar Mounted Police are watching his every turn!
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Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have been unsuccessful in getting their newly invented swear words to be used, and so they go off in search for the Master of Euphemisms, to see if he can help.
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You can read the complete script here:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2007/09/inventing-swear-words-3-by-brandon-m.html
I promised in the trailer that I would have this out during the summer, and seeing as how summer officially ends September 23rd, I feel like I have met my goal! Even if it isn't very warm outside. Inventing Swear Words 3 |
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To everyone at Blizzard Entertainment, WarCraftMovies.com, my fellow machinimator peers and most importantly, all the fans whose support has made movie making all the more worthwhile, I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy Winter's Veil! Here are the twelve day's of Winter's Veil from the movie:
12 Kodos Jumping
11 "I win" Buttons
10 Orcs a-Sleeping
9 Murlocs Dancing
8 Former Horses
7 Dwarves a-Drowning
6 Geeks a-Ganking
5 Gold Nose-Rings!
4 Smelly Ogres
3 Red Snappah!
2 Night Elf Ears
And a Gnome's Head on a Pine Tree!
Here is a ring tone for the song The 12 Days of Winter's Veil, courtesy of crystalgonzales:
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=99214&user=crystallgonzalez
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NOW PLAYING at WeGame.com:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Orcs_in_SPACE_2/
Orcs. In Space. Doing nothing.
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To all those who liked the original, I am sure you will like the sequel! To those who hated it... mwahahahaha!
You can read the script here:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/03/script-orcs-in-space-2.html
Haha looks like poor Doomtrucker is being given a hard time, and it is my fault :P Nah, Doomtrucker is a good guy, he just didn't find my OIS movies funny, and to each his own. I just couldn't help but use his quotes in the trailer :P So don't give him too hard of a time.
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http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com Orcs in SPACE! 2 Trailer |
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I've accepted a job in California making machinima for Wegame.com. This short little movie chronicles my drive from Seattle to California on Tuesday the 22nd of January. I am now settled in California and making machinima.
Answers to FAQs:
Yes, I will still make my Oxhorn Brand Movies.
Yes, Staghorn will still be in them.
Yes, I will still post things on YouTube, even if it is just a trailer--don't worry! You will be notified when I release a new movie, if you are a subscriber.
The music is a full orchestra version of the traditional Irish folk song, "King of the Fairies", which is the song I based my movie "The Great Kodo" on, which you can watch here on WeGame:
http://wegame.com/watch/The_Great_Kodo/
You can read more about what I do for WeGame here on my blog:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/01/wegamecom.html
You can see my channel on WeGame here:
http://wegame.com/user/Oxhorn/
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http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn Oxhorn's Move to California |
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Hello, and welcome to Oxhornpiece Theater! Today we will be previewing two fantastic movies, Inventing Swear Words 2 and The Anti-Elf Anthem. Take a gander! Oxhornpiece Theater |
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Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power!
This movie placed second in the Action / Adventure category during the Blizzcon 2007 Machinima Contest.
Here are the lyrics to the credits song:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2007/08/movie-associate-professor-evil-kills.html
Here is the movie script:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2007/08/script-associate-professor-evil-kills.html
Here is my account of Blizzcon 2007:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2007/08/oxhorns-blizzcon-2007-adventure.html
Note: I have received a bit of confusion concerning my mention of Mark Jacobs in the movie. Some think that when the gold farmer said that Jacobs sucks that I think Jacobs sucks, which is not the case at all. I like Mark Jacobs. I had a gold farmer say that; and Associate Professor Evil slapped him for doing so. I played Dark Age of Camelot for nearly two years and loved every moment of it, so I have great respect for Mark Jacobs and his stance on gold farming. Which is why I had the shout-out in the movie. It is only natural that gold farmers would hate him though, which is why my character said what he did. But he got his just rewards!
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