Don't make fun of me. You've had this experience too. You were just a little more quiet and you didn't roll it on tape. nalts pizzle

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High Quality h.264 (Re-Uploaded with Correct Resolution): www.megaupload.com ---- '"Beating a dead horse with another dead horse."' - hbi2k Yesiree folks, its time for another third-rate LittleKuriboh ripoff! This abridged series is brought to you by Xexyzl and Xillix, two immature teenagers with unpronounceable screennames. We (read: Xexyzl) decided to snap up our (read: Xexyzl's) favorite Anime for the purpose of butche-- abridging. Marvel at our awesome prowess in lip syncing, humorous writing, and voice acting. Also note the too-small-to-read onscreen text in an annoying caps-only font. But hey, enough with the self pity and on with the covering of the asses!: Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. It's at least 3 years too late to justify downloading fansubs kiddies! (not to mention the scanlations killing off the English release of the books, or so I am told by a rather serious sounding vendor at a recent Anime convention) Sound Clips: Official Release by Gonzo and ADV Films The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) S.impsons (F.OX) S.atan's A.lmighty Penis - L.eper A.pocalypse (Pagan Flames Productions)

This anime isn't all comedy. It really is one of the best out there. It has everything drama, romance, comedy, mecha , and action. I love Kaname and Sousuke because they remind me of Naruto and Sakura. Don't get the wrong idea they really do like each other.

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Grover shows you 9 ways to feel like you're having a panic attack! This was made for my cousin's psychology class! Please note: This is not meant to make fun of people with panic disorder. Panic attacks are NOT funny.

Ja'mie is the biggest drama queen...but bloody funny

High Quality h.264: www.megaupload.com ---- If you can find the typo in this episode, you win 10 internet points, redeemable at absolutely nowhere! If you can find the hidden picture in this episode, you win 1000 internet points! If you can name the origin of the hidden picture, you win some popsicles, redeemable at Xillix's cellah. Expect episodes to be delivered at a faster pace, now that we know what the fuck we are doing. (sort of) Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. Sound Clips: Official Release by Gonzo and ADV Films Jonny McGovern - Soccer Practice (Gay/Nerd Music) A.lmah - Meaningless World (R.ock Brigade / L.aser Company) Voldemort - The Baby-Headed Death Eater (Independent) D.ream Evil - M.ade of Metal (C.entury Media) O.rigin - W.rath of V.ishnu (R.elapse) M.etal G.ear Solid - ! Sound Clip (K.onami) F.inal F.antasy VII - Mako Reactor Explodes (S.quare E.nix) Bitter Films - Rejected Leeroy Jenkins Sound Clip If you expect me to find the source for each doujinshi that was pictured, piss off and go ask /h/, then get banned, then go ask /r/.

High Quality h.264: www.megaupload.com -------------------- "laser" I don't know what Xillix thinks (and who cares anyways right? :P), but I don't like this episode quite as much as the last. But, whatever, let's see what you all think. Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. Credits: Official Release by Gonzo and ADV Films Voldemort - The Baby-Headed Death Eater (Independent) D.ream Evil - M.ade of Metal (C.entury Media) Family Guy - Quagmire Clip (FOX) A.ustin Powers - Dr. Evil Clip (N.ew L.ine Cinema) Wikipedia - Sting Toshihiko Sahashi - Conspiracy, Shisseki To Benkai, Komeko No Sanpo, Tokkou Yoraou Some Internet Shmoes - Kaname Bikini Pics www.freesound.org - Room Tone Pasillo Hotel (Fritzsound), Dropping and Sliding Paper (123jorre456)

Panic! at Butch Walker's www.youtube.com Lollapalooza www.spin.com MGMT album art jesspaul.tumblr.com Vampire Weekend "Giving Up the Gun" official video jesspaul.tumblr.com Angels & Airwaves "Love" [Get it FREE!] modlife.com RELEASES Andrew WK - Close Calls with Brick Walls / Mother of Mankind www.amazon.com Butch Walker - I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart itunes.apple.com The Rocket Summer - Of Men and Angels www.amazon.com Alkaline Trio - This Addiction www.amazon.com WATCH the Paramore Parody www.youtube.com * * * * * Personal Channel www.youtube.com Website jesspaul.tumblr.com Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com Facebook www.facebook.com TAGs Panic! at Butch Walker's, brendon urie, Lollapalooza, lady gaga, MGMT, Vampire Weekend, Giving Up the Gun, official video, Angels & Airwaves, Love, Andrew WK, Butch Walker, I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart, The Rocket Summer, Of Men and Angels, Alkaline Trio, This Addiction, Paramore Parody, the only exception, jess paul, wrecked radio, prueslove, wreckedradio

High Quality h.264: www.megaupload.com ---------- Gee I dunno what to say. I've spent waaaay more time on this damnable episode than I'd have liked, and it still didn't turn out very well. Must be all the black humor. I guess that's what happens when I give Gauron more screen time than any other character. 9/11 jokes are baaaad, mmk. www.theonion.com Thanks go to TumorGX for the sweet new logo. Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. Credits: Official Release by Gonzo and ADV Films Voldemort - The Baby-Headed Death Eater (Independent) D.ream Evil - M.ade of Metal (C.entury Media) A.mon A.marth - W.here Is Y.our G.od? (M.etal B.lade) D.ragonland - A.ntimatter (C.entury Media) WT Snacks (Yes, that WT Snacks) - AMV Hell 4: Pokemon Flash Wikipedia - Sting www.freesound.org - Pretty much every sound effect C.ounter S.trike: Source - Sig P228 [Gauron uses a P226 Rail FYI] (V.alve) U.nreal Tournament - Headshot (E.pic)

High Quality h.264: www.megaupload.com ---------- "One of the most important things to do when making an abridged series is to stop making it for several weeks. If you're really really committed to it, you'll stop making it for at least 4 months. That way people's expectations will reach unreasonable levels, and you'll never be able to fulfill them!" - Abridging 101 See, we aren't nearly as committed to our series as LK [or TehExorcist, who is fucking hardcore (9 months, holy shit!)] Speaking of TehExorcist, special thanks go to him for doing the 2 lines I needed to finish up this episode before leaving. (see if you can spot them :P) Additional thanks go to Unwardil for his generosity in allowing access to his immortal Lamegoat clip (as well as his putting up with my inane banter on Skype). And, of course, tumorgx for his contribution to our title card. Spoony, if you're watching this (which you aren't). Sorry. Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. Credits: Voldemort - The Baby-Headed Death Eater (tinyurl.com D.ream Evil - M.ade of Metal (C.entury Media) E.lvenking - P.agan Purity (AFM Records) The L.onely I.sland - J.izz In My P.ants (U ...

Adam Ferrara talks about panic attacks and Zoloft in his new one hour stand up special "Funny As Hell." Catch the premiere June 12th at 11pm on Comedy Central! Available on DVD at Amazon NOW!

High Quality h.264: www.megaupload.com ---------- So much for "faster pace" Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. Credits: D.ream Evil - M.ade of Metal (C.entury Media) E.nslaved - E.ld (Osmosis) J.onny Mc.Govern - S.occer Practice (Gay/Nerd Music) J.onathan Coulton - Still Alive U.nreal Tournament 3 - Denied Sound Clip (E.pic Games) M.echwarrior 3 SFX (A.ctivision) Official ADV Release

haha. sorry i was bored and i thought this was funny

High Quality h.264: www.megaupload.com ---------- The finale. In many ways, this is the end of an era. The final episode of the Fighting Boy Meets Girl arc, and likely the last episode written and voiced in person with both XilliX and I. Two lines (Narrator), were recorded on my new microphone here in my dormroom. Full Metal Panic! Abridged Series will be irrevocably changed from this episode forth. "And where does the newborn go from here? The net is vast and infinite." Sorry for such a serious sounding opener, let's get on with the usual. Gauron's Ad Lib is available for download! Hear all the disgusting and offensive dialogue that goes on during the fight, as well as material too nasty to make the cut! This was 3 takes put together, and I actually ended up using a lot of it in place of dialogue that I had written. So about half of what you hear Gauron saying is just my stream of consciousness. www.megaupload.com Full Metal Panic! is owned and copyrighted by Shouji Gatou, Shikidouji, Kadokawa, Gonzo Animation, Kyoto Animation, ADV Films, FUNimation, ADV Manga, and Tokyopop. If you are a fan of FMP!, please support the series through purchasing of DVDs through ADV Films and FUNimation, Mangas through the apparently defunct ADV Manga, and Books through the apparently failing Tokyopop. Credits: D.ream Evil - M.ade of Metal (C.entury Media) D.ream Evil - HMJ (C.entury Media) E.lvenking - P.agan Purity (A.FM Records) T.ýr - The W.ild Rover (T.utl Records) U.nreal Tournament ...

Scene of GG

a little group of arab men sitting outside discussing something when a snake appears, pretty funny reaction from the man in the middle