Samson Koletkar Standup Comedy Pollution Meter, Obama, Racism

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Heather discusses Lindsay Lohan, California pollution and abuse with macaroni.

IT WILL MAKE YOUR SPINE TINGLE

Projet de Religion ayant pour but de diminuer la pollution de l'eau ...

"Sizzle" is a novel blend of three genres -- mockumentary, documentary, and reality. Scientist-turned-filmmaker Dr. Randy Olson, is a fan of Al Gore's global warming movie, but asks, "Where are the scientists?" He sets out to make his own documentary about global warming featuring scientists, but the only backers he can find are a fabulously flaky couple who top their list of people they want him to interview with Tom Cruise (not a scientist but a Scientologist -- "most people don't know the difference") and Kate Winslett ("she does a good British accent which makes her very believable"). They also give him a cameraman who is a global warming skeptic and argues with the climate scientists they interview. Through a series of interviews and an eventual road trip to New Orleans the movie delves to new depths in an effort to understand the confusion around global warming, which may be the most serious problem to ever confront humanity. Or not.

Series 2, Episode 3. Broadcast: October 15, 1971. The Goodies take on the environment and clean up Britain.

Why I want to ride the Phoenix Valley Metro light rail. This is the latest version of my personal public service annoucement. Please let me know which you like best.

Sep. 26, 2007. The Laugh Resort was generous enough to book someone they'd never seen (Josh) on short notice (not the 4 weeks it usually takes). And Josh repaid the favour by, um, showing the audience the contents of his purse. Fun stuff inside. Like a sheet of Bounce Fabric Softener. And a brochure that Josh made with information on how much global warming pollution people are emitting when they idle their cars. Yep, that's some hilarious comedy!

Series 2, Episode 3. Broadcast: October 15, 1971. The Goodies take on the environment and clean up Britain.

Leon goes to the beach and talks about himself.

Series 2, Episode 3. Broadcast: October 15, 1971. The Goodies take on the environment and clean up Britain.

Tread lightly...these guys are the future of our nation.

Enviromental gay young marlon brando sounding. Its awesome.

Littering

Limp Bizkit den pollution klibi =)

Please leave comments! I'd like to know what you think. This is a trailer for the new YouTube video "Environment Pollution" It gives a steady message to protect the environment, and has some random humor thrown in. I'll be putting up the movie itself when this gets enough views. Please leave comments! I'd like to know what you think.

3 NEW VIDEOS COMING SOON! Since we've had such a great response to this video, we will soon post 3 new videos that provide backstory to this one! Please read below for important details! Here's a video we made for a "Captain Planet" sketch we performed at the beginning of shows for a college troupe. We did weekly installments which culminated in this video. Things you may need to know: Captain Planet was the product of all the elements. Kwame controls earth. Linka controls wind. Wheeler controls fire and has always loved Linka. Gi controls water. Ma-Ti controls heart and has the ability to merge hearts and warp to any beating heart. When the show Captain Planet was cancelled, the planeteers broke up to pursue their own pleasures. Captain Planet became a homeless person. Wheeler was thought to have perished at a black-pride rally hosted by Kwame. The Planeteer unite at his death and seek to once again end pollution. Wheeler is found out to be alive. He lives as a fireman desperately trying to escape the horrible accident where he set ablaze the rally when someone asked him to light their cigarette. Al Gore enters the scene and Gi falls in love with him. Al Gore looks to be a promising ally with his "Inconvenient Truth" message. Al Gore turns out to be supervillain Captain Pollution. Gi is still in love. Captain pollution kills Linka, none of the planeteers see it happen. Wheeler blames Captain Planet for Linka's death. The Planeteer find out who Captain Pollution is and swear to defeat him.