Love Poem shamelessly dusted off for the final of the John Betjeman Memorial Slam at Port Eliot 2007. It did the trick... just.

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Some of the Port Holes Greatest Hits!

The Divine Comedy Dans le port d'Amsterdam Cité de la Musique 22 septembre 2008

A few glitches in the port level. IF U HAVE HALO 3 WATCH OUR OTHER VIDS.

A construction site foreman gets more than he bargains with the arrival of a new crew and port-a-potty.

HEY GUYS!!!! This is my Audition tape for the new upcoming show Australian action star... did a good job for the time we had to get things going and our equipment. Thanks Rod Jake Scot and Davo.. and all the guys ....you guys are uber awesomeness ... enjoy :)... peace out.. P.S: VOTE FOR ME IF I NEED IT IN FUTURE.. ILL CHANGE DETAILS HERE LATER... Peace... out :) (Sloanie) MUSIC CREDITS 1: Tomb Raider Legend Main Theme by Troels Folmann 2: Metal Gear Solid 3 main theme by Harry Gregson Williams 3: Mortal Combat Annihilation by George S. Clinton

He's an annoying SOB! #96 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedians - Canada

Hor-Dourves again, because we have burnt the Entree' Anyways..enjoy this very SHORT SHORT bit-o-junk At least enjoy the song..... I promise real stuff is on the way......

Liming at Maracas on a Sunday when I went on vacation in Trinidad

Me and a good freind of mine training some live-acting. We did this for about an hour because we had to wait for 2 hours at the port. It was just to make people laugh, and it worked. We basicly just talked about some random stuff walking and freezing on the stairs.

Festival of American Fiddle Tunes 2008 - Port Townsend These little gals were all so darn good. (bracketed words) not sung in this video CHAWING CHEWING GUM (Author Unknown - Late 19th Century) The Carter Family - 1928 Also recorded by: Stan Ransom; New Lost City Ramblers. Mama sent me to the spring She told me not to stay I fell in love with a pretty little girl And could not get away Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum First she give me peaches Then she give me pears Next she give me fifty cents Kissed me on the stairs Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Mommy don't 'low me to whistle Pappy don't 'low me to sing They don't 'low me to marry I'll marry just the same Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum (I wouldn't marry a preacher I'll tell you the reason why He hollers when he preaches Makes the people cry Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum) I wouldn't have a lawyer I'll tell you the reason why Every time he opens his mouth He tells a great big lie Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum I wouldn't have a doctor I'll tell you the reason why He rides all over the country And makes the people die Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum I wouldn't have a farmer I'll tell you the reason why Because he has so plenty to eat 'Specially pumpkin pie Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum (I took my girl to a dance last night All the folks was there She took out her chewing gum And left it on a chair A nice young man came up and sat And asked my girl to dance When he tried to rise, he couldn't budge He was stuck fast by his pants Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum) I took my girl to church last night How do you reckon she done? She walked right up in the preacher's face And chawed her chewing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum (I took my girl for a buggy ride And to watch the setting sun Just as I bent to kiss her She chawed her chewing gum I turned the buggy right around And straightaway home we come I might have been a married man If it hadn't been for gum!) Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Chawing chewing gum, chewing chawing gum Posted with permission (girl in pink and her parent). I tried to get permission from everyone in the video but couldn't find you. If you are in this video and you want it removed, email me.

Just another video of me doing stand up comedy at the open mic show at Port Java coffee house in New York. It's mostly the same material as my state fair video but, with better reaction and performance I think. Anyway, it's nothing too new or anything but, I figured I'd upload it anyway. Enjoy!

The boys are back in town, and this time around MTV showcased 'em!

Festival of American Fiddle Tunes 2008 - Port Townsend Seated Contra Dance Posted with permission (Susan Songer). I tried to get permission from everyone in the video but couldn't find you. If you are in this video and you want it removed, email me.

Note: This video is originally about 12 minutes long, but YouTube made us edit out over 2 minutes of footage. The full version can be bought on DVD in much better quality for only $10. For more information check out http://www.myspace.com/superduperprodudctions When people think of the greatest day in their lives, they might think of getting married, or having a child. But most people look at May 16, 2007 as the greatest day. Why? Because the long awaited "Defenders of Port Charlotte High School" makes its debut on YouTube. See Trevor Singerman, Jay Gardner, and Johnny Malone defend the school against evil such as Captain Insano. After a few plot twists and surprises, the Defenders are in for the toughest battle of their lives. Who will prevail?

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Festival of American Fiddle Tunes 2008 - Port Townsend Seated Contra Dance Posted with permission (Susan Songer). I tried to get permission from everyone in the video but couldn't find you. If you are in this video and you want it removed, email me.

You walk into the port-o-potty you walk out and...... just watch it!

sometimes you just want to use the bathroom in peace.