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Comedian Paul Merrill as "Sylvester McStain", a self-professed "drama professor" who uses his unique acting technique to "become" Bill Cosby on stage. Filmed live at Chop Suey in Seattle, as part of the weekly Laffhole show, a showcase featuring the best of Seattle comedy put on by the People's Republic of Komedy. For more info, go to www.paulmerrill.com

1991 - Stand Up comedy - I took a class from John Cantu about how to perform Stand Up. It was a 3 week class. Week 1 - Learn how to write jokes. Week 2 - Learn microphone technique and practice telling jokes. Since everyone else was practicing, nobody laughed, so I didn't know if anything was funny. Week 3 - Open mike night. San Francisco bar on Union St. There were 10 people in the class. There were 4 completely unfunny people. When John Cantu set the lineup, he put me fifth, right after the 4 unfunny people. I was sitting there worrying that the audience would be all pissed off and then I'd be getting up there or maybe since I knew I was funny, they would be ready to laugh after the people that had bad jokes and no timing. The guy right before me told his final joke about scraping gum off the floor of a theater. All 4 people got 1 or 2 people to laugh at each joke, but the bar was packed with about 60 people and so I walk up there with people on all sides just looking at me to make them laugh. I was really nervous - I had never been any good at public speaking. As you can hear on the video, I told my first joke and I didn't get a huge laugh, but lots of people laughed and at that moment, my mind went blank! My next joke doesn't work unless I can remember it perfectly and I couldn't think of anything... I seemed like it was a long time - that's how your mind works. Of course, it was only a second or two at the most and I told the next joke and it worked and I got some good laughs and applause when I was done. I edited my last joke because I did mess it up and it wasn't that good anyway. I got some kudos from some of the regular comics after I was done and some of the audience stopped by and said they liked it. I was standing in the back for a long time because my legs were so weak I could hardly walk and I knew I couldn't work the shift pedal on my car, so I waited about 45 minutes before I could leave. Check out my regular Blog - http://carbubble.blogspot.com/

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Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM1fx3z7X64 Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ZYDyXf8Qk Game: Need for Speed: Most Wanted Platform: PC Controller: Keyboard Event: Challenge Series #68/69 Mission: Evade police after pursuit length of at least 30 minutes. Heat level: 5 (6 after 10 minutes) Car: Lamborghini Gallardo Car modifications: None (as in you cannot choose or customize your car in the Challenge Series) Measurements: Metric (kilometers per hour) Time: 33:49.55 Bounty: 9,740,033 Cheats or trainers: None Recording program: Beepa Fraps 2.8.2 Editing program: Sony Vegas 7.0 Original video resolution: 640x480 Original video frame rate: 29,970 fps Original video average bit rate: 1,1 Mb/s Original video peak bit rate: 1,5 Mb/s Original video file type: MainConcept AVC (*.mp4) Original sound quality: AAC 128kb/s CBR 44100Hz Songs: #1 "Survivor - Eye of the Tiger" #2 "Dr. Bombay - S.O.S. (The Tiger Took My Family" #3 "Da Shootaz - Joyride" #4 "The Benny Hill Show - Yakety Sax" Description: This is part 1 of the highly anticipated sequel to my Need for Speed Most Wanted: Stupid Cops video. It took me more than a year to make. Like it's predecessor, this video shows how stupid the cops really are as most of the time they don't do much to stop me, get lost often and put roadblocks in idiotic places while I drive around 4 different circles for 30 minutes. NO CHEATS, TRAINERS ETC. WERE USED. Just pure skill and luck. Translations from L337 (Leet) to English and definitions of all abbreviations: "P.I.T. (maneuver)" = Precision Immobilization Technique, Pursuit Intervention Technique, Parallel Immobilization Technique, or Precision Intervention Tactic in which one car pursuing another can force the pursued vehicle to abruptly turn sideways to the direction of travel, causing the driver to lose control and stop. "Rhino" = SUV cop car "SUV" = Sport Utility Vehicle; Suburban Utility Vehicle; Suburban Vehicle

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So this will probably take some explaining. I'm from Coventry, UK, I'm 14, in year 10 (Form 10H) , at a Church of England School. My form had to do an assembly, so we thought we would make a video, because most of my form doesn't like public speaking, or acting. We (I) made this video, but we were then told, after I slaved away for hours making it, that it was unsuitable. It needed a religious message. It needed to be 10 minutes long. We hadn't been told about these requirements beforehand, so we were annoyed, and wanted our (my) work to see the light of day. I told everyone in the form that if it was OK, I would put the video on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658225629&v=feed&story_fbid=38929943819#/video/video.php?v=52948740629&subj=658225629) and Youtube. We got shouted at for loads of things: Not long enough No Religious message Me not putting my name, but putting Tom Triceworthy out of modesty (The teacher thought it meant I was three times more worthy than anyone else, so I told her that would be tHriceworthy, but she didn't listen) The rifleman scene, which is clearly comedy. The bit with my form tutor, which was her fault; she promised to do her little interview before half term,(when I edited the footage) but never did. She was OK with it, but the Year head wasn't. The outtakes - apparently the people in it have been bullied before, but even they are FINE with it, so why does SHE have a problem? And now I got my dad to phone and complain about the way they handled it. Now I don't have to be in the assembly my class has to do. They're doing a nativity, and they started it on Fri 12/12/08, and it needs to be PERFORMED by 17/12/08. I just find it hilarious. Please comment. SONGs: COLDPLAY: FIX YOU and SHIVER Sorry to Chloe and Jordan, I didn't put you in the credits because I copied it from my year 7 photo album, and you weren't in it. I would have added you both, but it takes about four Ice Ages to render the clip.

This video of Martial Arts mistakes, highlights well intentioned attempts of skill with often disasterous results. This feature segment is from the television program "Kinney Karate World". This clip contains video never seen on network television shows. The footage was entirely assembled from Michael Kinney's personal archives. Commentary is by Michael Kinney, an internationally recognized Martial Artist and Breaking technican, and radio/tv personality Mark Larsen of WFA/NBC-Radio. Special effect sounds and music make this video unique, but it was filmed over 15 years ago and the narration, sound effects and editing reflects a style of video that was popular then. In retrospect, if I did this today, I probably would have done it without the narration and used different music. Video styles change. Most of the video clips show in this clip are examples of bad judgement by the Martial Artist. Many of the 'breaks' are very simple, but represented by the Martial Artist as 'difficult.' Some attempts are downright silly, but the Martial Artist takes it very seriously. Don't miss the television station put on fire by an overzealous "breaking technique" at the end of the clip. We hope you enjoy these never seen before "goofs". Visit our website at: www.kinneykarate.com

http://www.djtutor.com/comedy In view of the situation regarding the item you lost last week , i would like to point out that i am in no way concernd about the behaviour of the said person involved is crossing the river at about 5am on the 23rd of July 2004, also i would like to point out that i will not under any circumstance put up with you ever again blowwing that soot in my face! WELL ABOUT 30 SECONDS, lol! wtf part 2?

Words and Music by Brandon Walker www.brandonwalkermusic.com Concept by Matt Leavey and Brandon Walker Filmed by Stratatek Studios Justin Beckenheimer - Director Charlie Anderson - Director of Photography Britany Dayan - Choreography Brandon Walker - vocals, keyboards, bass synth, drum programming Rachel Lewkowitz - vocals Brad Hecht - guitar Jordan Resnick - bass guitar Mixed and Mastered by Graham Cochrane at Silver Sun Productions Special thanks to Eric Blair and Mission Media, the Maryland Science Center, Gearie Bowman and SleepinGiant Media, Bryson Devan, Officer Ryan, Diane Smith for the costumes and props, Liza Davies for the awesome staff, and to all the actors and extras! LYRICS My name is Moses, I'm a celebrity Don't act like you don't know me I've been in every magazine A long time ago I parted the Red Sea for my friends Now I part so much that I got split ends. But that's alright I don't give a shank bone 'Cause when there's no parking spaces I just make my own. The ladies love me 'cause I just don't care And if you don't have a comb I can part your hair. His name is Moses, He's a got a brand new dance, Just throw your arms in front of you and part your hands Get on your toes's It's quite a show, his So come on get on down... with Moses. On the weekends I ride around with my crew We go to my mom's house 'cause she makes the best food I've always been trouble so don't mess with this dude I put ten plagues on Pharoah and I'll put one on you too In kindergarten I didn't play nice When Joey wouldn't share with me I gave that kid lice And then in high school it got much worse I got expelled for possession of the bitter herb. His name is Moses, He's a got a brand new dance, Just throw your arms in front of you and part your hands Get on your toes's And bring some 'hos's And you can get on down... with Moses. I used to work for the man upstairs But the pay was so low I had to go on welfare. So on the weekends I'm a part-time obstetrician And if you're looking for a math tutor I'll help you with division. We'll eat some good food if you come to my seder My favorite mode of transportation is the elevator. We're puttin' on a show 'cause we're quite the showmen But you gotta RSVP so we know if you're aficomen.

Defensive options for the morbidly obese are meager, lacking and sparse (unlike their waistlines). Luckily, Sector 512 has put together an informative clip on self defense for the horizontally challenged featuring the cutting-edge technique of the " boxcutta ".

This animation was just a small quick test that I did to try out a different technique of an animation lego minifig walk. But I put a very random and strangely funny twist to it to make it just that little bit more interesting just for you. For more great animations, exclusive works in progress and much more, visit: http://asdanimations.webs.com Or just search jak12329 on the youtube search engine.

Real technique for teleporting put in the numbers 5193429 x 1037469 equals and it will happen.. Lol! WARNING: IF YOU ARE GAY ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TRY THIS THEN YOU ARE RETARDED AND NEED SOME SPECIAL HELP! IF YOU DO BELIEVE THIS I SUGGEST YOU CALL DR. HERBERT AT 1-800-779-4405 IMMEDIATELY! Sorry! I know theres no sound guys! Theres something wrong with my camera and it wont record sound!

This is my friend Austin as he tries to attempt a normal dive. Notice the glorious technique with the legs and the arms. He is about as graceful as a swan going into a lake! This is too good not to put on here.

The Man Behind the Shroud? There is a very credible theory that Leonardo created the Shroud of Turin by a photographic technique. Could it be his face? Radio carbon dating of the fabric of the shroud places it a while before Leonardo's birth so clearly in is a medieval fake as were many relicks. Leonardo wasn't stupid; if he were to try to fake it he would have used old cloth so the dating is consistent. The Mona Lisa certainly looks like Leonardo. Whether the face on the shroud is him - who knows? It seems to have some similarities. There is a statue of Leonardo I saw which looks rather spookily like the shroud. Who knows? We probaly never will but given the photographic qualities of the shroud and the fact that Leonardo was using camera obscura and showed interest in photosenstive chemicals while the transformed shroud resurfaced in a village near Leonardo's workshop at a time when he was at his height, it make's you think... Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right That's right Backstage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun And tried to blow me away Dude looks like a lady So never judge a book by it's cover Or who you're going to love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a Venus Lord imagine my surprise Dude looks like a lady Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, do me Ooh what a funky lady She like it, like it, like it, like that, Ooh he was a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady Resurrection. On the third day he will rise again. Crown of Thorns. Spear of Destiny. Spears. Apostle. Disciples. Empty tomb. Mary Magdalene. Son of God. Taken up to Heaven. Passion of Christ. Bible. Jesus of Nazareth. Crucifixion. Faith. Religion. Stigmata.