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Behind the scenes, see the true characters of Lord of the Rings.
Voiceovers:
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Troy
Aaron Lord of the Rings- Director's |
Sometimes the best way to start your day is to stay in bed. DoDo Rings |
This week on the show Queen Miss Left Titter and the gang look at purity ring craze! The Queen Miss Left Titter Sho |
I started writing this while bored in class. it turned into a chronicle of all three lord of the rings parts. here's the first. I made it with just a web cam and a simple editing program. Lyrics below:
Ima tell you all a tale of fear and desire
Of elves, men and folk in the Shire
Of dwarves, wizards, and journey and questeses
The only thing my story lacks is breasteses
It started with Bilbo, he found the ring
Little did he know it was a precious thing
He stole it from a little whiny bitch named Smeagol
I wanna blast that mutha fucka with my desert eagle
The power of the ring, Bilbo didn't know
He left Bag End and all his shit with Frodo
But Gandalf found out and he had to make haste
Or Sauron would lay Middle-Earth to waste
Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry
Crossed the Brandywine, Buckleberry Ferry
They thought they was safe when they made it to Bree
But Gandalf, the playa, was nowhere to be seen
In the Prancing Pony they met the Ranger Strider
Didn't even know he was a hella fighter
They trusted the man, into the wild they go
But where was they going? Frodo didn't know
They made it to the watch tower Amon Sul
The hobbits made a fire then came the Nazgul
They drew the ring wraiths and the rest is hazy
But Strider saved the day, man that bitch is crazy
Frodo was stabbed by a Morgul blade
Got to ride with Arwen, wanker had it made
It the river she drowned the Nazgul to hell
And Frodo awoke in fair Rivendell
To his surprise the player Gandalf returned
But Frodo had some questions that he wanted to learn
Is there permanent damage from this Nazgul infection?
Gandalf told him he'll walk around wit a permenant erection
At the council of Elrond the ring's fate was decided
But no one would do it, this idea was spited
Frodo stood up, he said he'd do this thing
And this is how it all became da fellaship of da ring
We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin
We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too
Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you
There's no women in the fellaship Arwen feels left out
She's still in the corner, to bleed and to pout
But the nine set out quick to do this thing
And around his neck Frodo wore the ring
Along the Misty Mountains they walked a long way
They tried to go through the snowy pass the next day
Gimli asked will we make it Gandalf said we'll see
But they had to turn back cause the hobbits are pussies
Go through the mines, bitch, all out of luck
The fellaship was horny they had no one to fuck
Took them four whole long ass days to get through
But they didn't make it safely and neither would you
Gandalf had to fight with a Balrog of Morgoth
On top of a bridge with a deep fucking far drop
The balrog fell down, but he took Gandalf too
And as he fell, he said "Fly you foos"
And fly they did to Loth Lorien
They wanted with Galadriel to have some fun
But she was prude, they didn't even get head
All they got was three boats and some Lembas bread
We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin
We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too
Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you
At the Falls of Rauros the fellaship failed
Boromir was tempted and Frodo bailed
Frodo and Sam went east, the rest went west
Orcs killed Boromir, man he was the best
Merry and Pippin were captured as well
On the backs of orcs for a week of hell
Lego, Gimli strider were right on their trail
But ima save this for another tale
Yo thus ends the story of the fellaship
It continues in two towers if you liked it
It's an epic tale if you're into those things
This is how it all became the fellaship of the ring
We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin
We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too
Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you Da Fellaship of da Ring LOTR R |
An amusing video about Novell Software that mimics the Lord of the Rings. Guess who has a cameo appearance as Gollum??? Lord of the Net |
A fun game to play when drunk/stoned/whatever: play a film in high speed, whilst listening to the Benny Hill theme!
This is a short version of the video, so the joke doesn't wear thin. Benny Hill vs Lord of the Ring |
A parody of the Lord of the Rings, using tunes from many other famous musicals. Lyrics by Peter C. Hayward, directed by James Marland, and performed as part of QUE-Fest, a Youth Theatre enterprise run by The University of Southern Queensland, The Lord of the Rings Musical |
LOTR Lord of the rings |
The epic scene from Lord of the Rings.....with a twist Lord of the Rings Alternate En |
Another dubs of the fellowship, but this time with big brother. Lord of the rings Big brother |
For you married or just-engaged women out there who wonder what your man was thinking in the jewelry store when he went to buy your engagement ring, this video is for you. From the 2000 Hallmark Entertainment miniseries, The 10th Kingdom, it's Wolf (Scott Cohen) using his gambling earnings to buy his true love Virginia (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) her engagement ring. "No woman has ever said no to a singing ring..." 10th Kingdom: Wolf Buys Singin |
Full Frontal parody of famous US magician and illusionist, David Copperfield.
Full Frontal was a highly praised Australian sketch comedy series which debuted in 1993. The show first aired on the Seven Network on May 13, 1993 and finished September 15, 1997.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Frontal_%28TV_series%29 Full Frontal - David Copperfie |
Comedy Inc. Lips Beneath Your Ring Parody Of John Howard Singing Wind Beneath Your Wings Lips Beneath Your Ring - John |
This is very surreal and funny Japanese anime! Popee The Performer 8 Fire Rin |
My muse was having a weird moment. Otherwise I have no excuses. Looney Toons at Helm's Deep |
So what type of ring goes best with this guy's crown jewels?
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Helms deep gets attacked by a bunch of wet lettuces, and aragorn is not amused. Lord of the Rings the two wet |
Anna Russell gives her legendary talk on Wagner's "Ring Cycle" The Ring of the Nibelungs - An |
The finale of the second chapter of Divine Comedy's Lord of the Engagement Ring series. Watch what happens when Rudy and Dodo meet up with Seagull and come closer to their destiny. LOTER: The Deseret Towers (Par |
The second chapter of Divine Comedy's Lord of the Engagement Ring series. Watch what happens when Rudy and Dodo meet up with Seagull and come closer to their destiny. LOTER: The Deseret Towers (Par |
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