Behind the scenes, see the true characters of Lord of the Rings. Voiceovers: Lull Troy Aaron

Sometimes the best way to start your day is to stay in bed.

This week on the show Queen Miss Left Titter and the gang look at purity ring craze!

I started writing this while bored in class. it turned into a chronicle of all three lord of the rings parts. here's the first. I made it with just a web cam and a simple editing program. Lyrics below: Ima tell you all a tale of fear and desire Of elves, men and folk in the Shire Of dwarves, wizards, and journey and questeses The only thing my story lacks is breasteses It started with Bilbo, he found the ring Little did he know it was a precious thing He stole it from a little whiny bitch named Smeagol I wanna blast that mutha fucka with my desert eagle The power of the ring, Bilbo didn't know He left Bag End and all his shit with Frodo But Gandalf found out and he had to make haste Or Sauron would lay Middle-Earth to waste Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry Crossed the Brandywine, Buckleberry Ferry They thought they was safe when they made it to Bree But Gandalf, the playa, was nowhere to be seen In the Prancing Pony they met the Ranger Strider Didn't even know he was a hella fighter They trusted the man, into the wild they go But where was they going? Frodo didn't know They made it to the watch tower Amon Sul The hobbits made a fire then came the Nazgul They drew the ring wraiths and the rest is hazy But Strider saved the day, man that bitch is crazy Frodo was stabbed by a Morgul blade Got to ride with Arwen, wanker had it made It the river she drowned the Nazgul to hell And Frodo awoke in fair Rivendell To his surprise the player Gandalf returned But Frodo had some questions that he wanted to learn Is there permanent damage from this Nazgul infection? Gandalf told him he'll walk around wit a permenant erection At the council of Elrond the ring's fate was decided But no one would do it, this idea was spited Frodo stood up, he said he'd do this thing And this is how it all became da fellaship of da ring We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you There's no women in the fellaship Arwen feels left out She's still in the corner, to bleed and to pout But the nine set out quick to do this thing And around his neck Frodo wore the ring Along the Misty Mountains they walked a long way They tried to go through the snowy pass the next day Gimli asked will we make it Gandalf said we'll see But they had to turn back cause the hobbits are pussies Go through the mines, bitch, all out of luck The fellaship was horny they had no one to fuck Took them four whole long ass days to get through But they didn't make it safely and neither would you Gandalf had to fight with a Balrog of Morgoth On top of a bridge with a deep fucking far drop The balrog fell down, but he took Gandalf too And as he fell, he said "Fly you foos" And fly they did to Loth Lorien They wanted with Galadriel to have some fun But she was prude, they didn't even get head All they got was three boats and some Lembas bread We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you At the Falls of Rauros the fellaship failed Boromir was tempted and Frodo bailed Frodo and Sam went east, the rest went west Orcs killed Boromir, man he was the best Merry and Pippin were captured as well On the backs of orcs for a week of hell Lego, Gimli strider were right on their trail But ima save this for another tale Yo thus ends the story of the fellaship It continues in two towers if you liked it It's an epic tale if you're into those things This is how it all became the fellaship of the ring We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you

An amusing video about Novell Software that mimics the Lord of the Rings. Guess who has a cameo appearance as Gollum???

A fun game to play when drunk/stoned/whatever: play a film in high speed, whilst listening to the Benny Hill theme! This is a short version of the video, so the joke doesn't wear thin.

A parody of the Lord of the Rings, using tunes from many other famous musicals. Lyrics by Peter C. Hayward, directed by James Marland, and performed as part of QUE-Fest, a Youth Theatre enterprise run by The University of Southern Queensland,

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The epic scene from Lord of the Rings.....with a twist

Another dubs of the fellowship, but this time with big brother.

For you married or just-engaged women out there who wonder what your man was thinking in the jewelry store when he went to buy your engagement ring, this video is for you. From the 2000 Hallmark Entertainment miniseries, The 10th Kingdom, it's Wolf (Scott Cohen) using his gambling earnings to buy his true love Virginia (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) her engagement ring. "No woman has ever said no to a singing ring..."

Full Frontal parody of famous US magician and illusionist, David Copperfield. Full Frontal was a highly praised Australian sketch comedy series which debuted in 1993. The show first aired on the Seven Network on May 13, 1993 and finished September 15, 1997. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Frontal_%28TV_series%29

Comedy Inc. Lips Beneath Your Ring Parody Of John Howard Singing Wind Beneath Your Wings

This is very surreal and funny Japanese anime!

My muse was having a weird moment. Otherwise I have no excuses.

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Helms deep gets attacked by a bunch of wet lettuces, and aragorn is not amused.

Anna Russell gives her legendary talk on Wagner's "Ring Cycle"

The finale of the second chapter of Divine Comedy's Lord of the Engagement Ring series. Watch what happens when Rudy and Dodo meet up with Seagull and come closer to their destiny.

The second chapter of Divine Comedy's Lord of the Engagement Ring series. Watch what happens when Rudy and Dodo meet up with Seagull and come closer to their destiny.