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Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lacy, who is Mortuus' girlfriend. But things don't go exactly according to plan.
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Elf On -- Apply directly to an Elf! Do Elves annoy you on a daily basis? Elf On. Do you wish you could get rid of them? Elf On. Does the sight of them fill you with a rage that you cannot explain? Elf On.
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Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say that my least favorite race is the Elf! This is an anthem for all of those like me who detest Elves with every fiber of their being. And to all those who play Elves out there, I fully realize that you are free to choose whichever race you want. And you chose wrong.
Hehe, just joking.
Kinda.
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The Anti-Elf Anthem Ring Tone (Beginning)
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100188&user=crystallgonzalez
The Anti-Elf Anthem Ring Tone (Chorus)
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100183&user=crystallgonzalez
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Mortuus, Associate Professor Evil and a hungry ogre named Thunk sit down for a little chat with a hippy elf.
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Oxhorn has a few drinks and then goes out for a lovely ride through The Barrens on his kodo, Busco. Little does he know that the Orgrimmar Mounted Police are watching his every turn!
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Orcs. In space. Pestering meteors. And singing. You get the idea.
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Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!
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Hello, and welcome to Oxhornpiece Theater! Today we will be previewing two fantastic movies, Inventing Swear Words 2 and The Anti-Elf Anthem. Take a gander! Oxhornpiece Theater |
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To everyone at Blizzard Entertainment, WarCraftMovies.com, my fellow machinimator peers and most importantly, all the fans whose support has made movie making all the more worthwhile, I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy Winter's Veil! Here are the twelve day's of Winter's Veil from the movie:
12 Kodos Jumping
11 "I win" Buttons
10 Orcs a-Sleeping
9 Murlocs Dancing
8 Former Horses
7 Dwarves a-Drowning
6 Geeks a-Ganking
5 Gold Nose-Rings!
4 Smelly Ogres
3 Red Snappah!
2 Night Elf Ears
And a Gnome's Head on a Pine Tree!
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Xfire is sponsoring a new contest for up-and-coming Machinima film makers and has sent out a call for directors to make advertisements for their contest with a cash reward based upon the number of downloads the advertisement gets. Why, this is pure exploitation, and Oxhorn will have nothing to do with it! Watch while Oxhorn picks on Xfire (and, more than anything, himself) acting like a snooty fool.
There are three "easter eggs" in this short movie; two which are very obvious, one which is a bit harder to find, and two of which refer to my previous movies. See if you can find them!
Oh, and for those who are humor-impaired, yes, this is a very tongue-in-cheek movie, hehe.
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Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power!
This movie placed second in the Action / Adventure category during the Blizzcon 2007 Machinima Contest.
Here are the lyrics to the credits song:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2007/08/movie-associate-professor-evil-kills.html
Here is the movie script:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2007/08/script-associate-professor-evil-kills.html
Here is my account of Blizzcon 2007:
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Note: I have received a bit of confusion concerning my mention of Mark Jacobs in the movie. Some think that when the gold farmer said that Jacobs sucks that I think Jacobs sucks, which is not the case at all. I like Mark Jacobs. I had a gold farmer say that; and Associate Professor Evil slapped him for doing so. I played Dark Age of Camelot for nearly two years and loved every moment of it, so I have great respect for Mark Jacobs and his stance on gold farming. Which is why I had the shout-out in the movie. It is only natural that gold farmers would hate him though, which is why my character said what he did. But he got his just rewards!
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