Joe on his fourth time at the slopes has mastered the ability to stop. WOW. Second most important lesson.

The very first cut of Badger Milkmaid, by Slippery Slope To Bearddom. Band members are Kirk: Vocalnoise. Foss: Stringtwat.

Wiping out a friend on the slopes whilst tryin to stand up,very funny but also painful, listen to her scream at the point of collison

Will takes a jump off a steep slope, and ends up in some pain, the slope is steeper than you think. Honestly it is steep!

Skiing down the front slopes of the Chicago Field Museum during the 30 mph sustained winds of the Blizzard 2007, I attempt to demonstrate massive style. It did not work.

Buy a cheap plastic taboggan, go to your nearest sand dunes, find a steep slope and slide away! It's simple. Here are the consequences

Zion's 2nd Birthday - Sunday, October 19, 2008. He was born 11:06 a.m. on Thursday, October 19, 2006.

my son decides he wants to run down the slope of the beach, but end up tumbling down with a flip forward.

Our videos are going to start on August 10th, 2008. This is just an idea of how fun they're gonna be! So stay tuned... For the entertainment of a LIFETIME!!! --------------------------------------- INFO ON VIDEOS!!! Just in case you want to know who's in what video, where and why the video was taken, ect, ect... We're going to write a short bit on each clip/picture. 0:03 to 0:05 - Our friend Lexi running away. Taken Sidney's my dad's house. 0:07 to 0:10 - Cassidy making a goofy face (duh). Taken at Sidney's dad's house. 0:12 to 0:13 - Still image of Sidney talking. Taken at Sidney's dad's house. 0:28 to 0:36 - Sidney and Cassidy dancing in Sidney's bedroom at her dad's house. Video was taken while they were dancing to "Play that Funky Music" on her stereo. 0:37 to 0:40 - Sidney had a little too much hay to eat that day... And decided she was going to act like a total wetard. So she's laughing like an idiot. Video taken at her grandma's house. 0:40 to 0:43 - Cassidy looking around for her stalkers in a video that was recorded, but never posted to the internet. Taken in Lexi's back yard. (Lexi is Cassidy and Sidney's good friend.) 0:43 to 0:51 - Cassidy sliding down a concrete slope in a little toy car. Clip was taken from a video that Sidney and Cassidy made one day when everything outside was frozen. Maybe someday the full video will be posted. Taken by a playground in an apartment complex where Sidney used to live. 0:51 to 0:57 - Sidney with her toy dog. Clip was taken from a video show Sidney made, but never put online. Taken at her grandma's house. 0:58 to 1:02 - Cassidy shaking around her little sister, Eliana. Clip was taken from a video Sidney made of Eliana. The arms and legs you see in the video are my sister, violet's. Video taken at Cassidy's house. 1:02 to 1:05 - Another clip taken from the web show Sidney made, then never posted. The person sitting down is Sidney's siter, Violet. Just FYI, she DOES NOT have her underware showing. It is her SKORT. Video taken at Sidney's grandma's house. 1:06 to 1:09 - The same slope Cassidy went down the toy car with. Only this time she's minus a little car. Taken by a playground in an apartment complex where Sidney used to live. ---------------------------------------- Thanks for all the support and the 350+ views you have given us in TWO DAYS!!! Keep watching!!!

This was me, in the clubhouse after getting slaughtered by the bunny slope, 6 year old kids were whizzing by me including Tyler, my nephew, I looked like something else out there, but it was still fun and I am glad I did it.

This is me rolling down a slope on a tube at Bird's Cabin

We cant see the slope below us and I once again ended up on my ass... at least I kept the skis on this time... even X-Games Silvan is worried...

I was bored on the beach i found a trolly and there was a slope so i wunted some fun.

Created (and Danced) by Michael Edmondson (Float On Films) Lyrics and Dialogue Matt Chandler Music A Twits Production (featuring Chip Kendall & DJ Optix) Produced by John Sullivan, Walt Ruloff & Logan Craft Additional Photoshop Work Ephraim Risho My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D, I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue. You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle, who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this religious sthick. Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all So go ahead and take your pick... ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ... Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ... RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine, DD:YEAH!!! RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce. Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us, give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology! Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow, a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro. We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope. What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup you haters talkin' bull, don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ... Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology! Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking, Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too. Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise, and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah. Hollah! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Our videos are going to start on August 10th, 2008. This is just an idea of how fun they're gonna be! So stay tuned... For the entertainment of a LIFETIME!!! --------------------------------------- INFO ON VIDEOS!!! THEY WERE ALL MADE ON BANNEDSTORY!!!!! THE OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO WAS MADE ON SONY VEGAS, AND IT WAS IN OUR ORIGINAL VIDEO! ---------------------------------------- We have another account for NON MapleStory videos, called CassidySidney! That's how we got started! Here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/CassidySidney Our videos are going to be much more awesome than this one, and if you don't believe us, check out our other Maplstory accounts! Cassidy's: http://www.youtube.com/IVIapleleaf Sidney's: http://www.youtube.com/SidneyB27 And I'm adding all this because it helped us get views last time... This is our information on our other video!!!! INFO ON VIDEOS!!! Just in case you want to know who's in what video, where and why the video was taken, ect, ect... We're going to write a short bit on each clip/picture. 0:03 to 0:05 - Our friend Lexi running away. Taken Sidney's my dad's house. 0:07 to 0:10 - Cassidy making a goofy face (duh). Taken at Sidney's dad's house. 0:12 to 0:13 - Still image of Sidney talking. Taken at Sidney's dad's house. 0:28 to 0:36 - Sidney and Cassidy dancing in Sidney's bedroom at her dad's house. Video was taken while they were dancing to "Play that Funky Music" on her stereo. 0:37 to 0:40 - Sidney had a little too much hay to eat that day... And decided she was going to act like a total wetard. So she's laughing like an idiot. Video taken at her grandma's house. 0:40 to 0:43 - Cassidy looking around for her stalkers in a video that was recorded, but never posted to the internet. Taken in Lexi's back yard. (Lexi is Cassidy and Sidney's good friend.) 0:43 to 0:51 - Cassidy sliding down a concrete slope in a little toy car. Clip was taken from a video that Sidney and Cassidy made one day when everything outside was frozen. Maybe someday the full video will be posted. Taken by a playground in an apartment complex where Sidney used to live. 0:51 to 0:57 - Sidney with her toy dog. Clip was taken from a video show Sidney made, but never put online. Taken at her grandma's house. 0:58 to 1:02 - Cassidy shaking around her little sister, Eliana. Clip was taken from a video Sidney made of Eliana. The arms and legs you see in the video are my sister, violet's. Video taken at Cassidy's house. 1:02 to 1:05 - Another clip taken from the web show Sidney made, then never posted. The person sitting down is Sidney's siter, Violet. Just FYI, she DOES NOT have her underware showing. It is her SKORT. Video taken at Sidney's grandma's house. 1:06 to 1:09 - The same slope Cassidy went down the toy car with. Only this time she's minus a little car. Taken by a playground in an apartment complex where Sidney used to live.

The "atheists god", Richard Dawkins, he's washing atheists brains. Many atheists with small IQ dont understand that this video is against atheism :) ---------------------------------------------- My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D, I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue. You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle, who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this religious sthick. Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all So go ahead and take your pick... ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ... Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ... RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine, DD:YEAH!!! RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce. Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us, give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology! Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow, a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro. We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope. What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup you haters talkin' bull, don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ... Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology! Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking, Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too. Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise, and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah. Hollah! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology! Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

A response to AngryAussie's video. Adapted from an email/picture I received or a blog I once read, I can't remember which. For those out there that it is not completely obvious to, this is a satire, I am NOT against gay marriage. Note: Below is a simple breakdown of the video. Most people will not need it, but some get easily confused. ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- To put this video in simple terms, the "Dickhead" character is the bigoted anti-gay person, spouting the ignorant bullshit that they see as reasons against Gay Marriage. My masked "PRO-gay marriage" character then answers the "Dickhead" bigot with a sarcastic remark designed to show just how stupid their arguments really are. ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Some links that you should read before posting stupid, bigoted comments on this video: An article by Dr Allan Schwartz titled "Being Gay: A Life Style Choice?": http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.php?type=weblog&id=97&wlid=5&cn=55 Answers to Your Questions For a Better Understanding of Sexual Orientation & Homosexuality from the American Psychological Association: http://www.apa.org/topics/sorientation.html The Science Of Sexual Orientation a CBS News article: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/09/60minutes/main1385230.shtml TIME article "What the Gay Brain Looks Like": http://dailybriefing.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/what-the-gay-brain-looks-like/ Two links on the "Slippery Slope" agrument: http://www.slate.com/id/2100824/ http://www.interocitor.com/archives/000126.html An article presenting an interesting take on human sexuality (thanks to jlenaghan for suggesting it): http://www.rainbownetwork.com/UserPortal/Article/Detail.aspx?ID=21715&sid=164&gnbox_cn=0&gnbox_ca=3 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Video annotations added on 24th of June 2008. Why am I wearing an AngryAussie mask? All part of setting up this collaboration with AngryAussie: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiyUtgImG0 http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=384LNtjrsSw Music: "32 Ghosts IV" by Nine Inch Nails Used under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial Share Alike license. Links: http://ghosts.nin.com/main/home http://creativecommons.org/weblog/entry/8095 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/ ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Here's a message to all the haters: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aovNhtKLU

Written and performed by Stephen Conn, 2003. A Rap Epic of doomed Kosher love. Produced by Chas Wright and Dutch Mondrago. Lyrics: "Word up, y'all, it's Mistah Conn/ I's about to go cruise the local prom/ But before I do it won't take long/ Got a tale to tell call Leah's song/ A Jewish girl, about 5'10" tall/ You might spot her at the Willowbrook Mall/ She's gone off now to find her man/ While I've been left with my love in my hand/ All I know is I ain't been the same/ Since she took the path train back to Wayne/ She walked out when I insulted her mom/ I'll try to set it straight in Leah's Song/ I first met her at a school for Liberal Arts/ Where most of the grads work at Quickie Marts/ Found her years later, looking like Madonna/ During the drama of the summer of Osama/ A vegan socialist she had a hard-on for Che/ Though if he took her to dinner, I wonder who'd pay/ I remember the time she went with a Rasta/ And tried to make him join the local Hadassah/ At Hebrew school she didn't take no shit/ She'd say "Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids!"/ But now she's grown, you won't need a big car/ For her to go down and blow ya Shofar/ And while we're at it, let's talk about Alice/ Who gets her kicks being tied with a Tallis/ C'mon now, that's just wrong/ let's bring it back to Leah's song. We never did get down to having much sex/ She said I had too much of a martyr complex/ She wanted me to change, but that's all through/ She knew I was a Jew with the IQ of Magoo/ I said, "Face it, darlin', we'll never be rich/ You're not exactly looking at Merril Lynch."/ She speaks seven languages, a Capricorn/ While my big goal was getting off porn/ While she was off helping the poor in Peru/ I discovered God while sniffing glue/ Yes, I know the sun will come out Gemara/ But I'm too tired to pick up a Torah/ I'm a Cancer, a bad salsa dancer, I have bad luck but what can I say/ It's not like I like getting rolled on the A/ But maybe some day I'll be the baggage-handler/ for the press agent to Adam Sandler/ And though my hopes were kind of setting/ On our own Big Fat Ass Greek Wedding/ Theodorus'd ignore us if we went too long/ Sing out muse, it's Leah's Song/ "Kalimara-Kalispara" [Greek: Good evening, Good Night] "She bought me Flaubert but she didn't care!" A Moveable Feast for your Sexy Beast." Now you can understand why I said "Oy!"/ When she gave the eye to every Puerto Rican busboy/ She's seen too many faces, been too many places/ Get some nookie south of the border/ Come back to Jersey, may I take your order/ and though I know there're many fish in the sea/ I'm still here on my bended knee/ The Chabad's got her bod, but somebody mop me/ I still recall her "Ei, su Popi!"/ And as I go through every page of every book/ I still have visions of that Shakira-like tuch/ Her sister Audrey wrote on "Uncle Tom"/ She deserves a little spot in Leah's song/ [Martin Luther King's "I have a dream"] I begged her, "Babe, let's go back to the house/ We'll dim all the lights and read some Klaus/ Get kinky with Kinski in 20V/ I guess in the end she didn't need me/ Oh I feel so bad I can't get out of bed/ She has a voice so husky it could pull a dog sled/ Come back home, my little Mika-Moka/ We'll dine on ciggies and a diet Coca-Cola/ Get a little fern for the window-sill/ Buy a little schnauzer and name it "Paxil"/ Please come back, c'mon where ya goin'/ I want to show you this new pot plant I'm growin'/ So I guess you're saying, there's no hope/ for me to touch your little Park Slope/ Somebody saw her at Webster with Kong/ Try to fit him in to Leah's Song/ Screaming on the phone while living at the Y/ No wonder she moved in with a different guy/ I asked, "Maybe sometime I can see your perineum?"/ She said, "Sure ya can, just not this millenium."/ And now good lord I've been arrested for stalkin'/ And the guy touching me looks like Christopher Walken/ Think I'll go home and live with my mom/ and try to make some money off Leah's Song. ["Dulce est decorum est"] Sample: "Get it on and have a party" by Pattie Brooks Courtesy Backstreet Records From the movie "Doctor Detroit" starring Dan Aykroyd