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The LA Waiter smokes before his shift and can't quite keep his cool on the job.

"whats that funny smell?...and where did all this smoke come from? and wheres edge?

YAY, my first parody =D I apologize for my bad singing and stuff but this is just a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously! =D LYRICS: I'm lookin for a dealer who could sell me drugs, coz I'm sick n tired of buying from those nasty thugs. I'm lookin for the shit that will get me high, and not the shit that just gives me an appetite. So if ur selling let me know, know, know. I need a hit or I'll explode, plode, plode. I'll buy it all, I got the $$$ You say tomorrow, I say HELL NO So I went to score some drugs from this guy I know I rocked up at his flat at a quater to 4 he was smokin with some mates and playin PS3 and I had no idea what was in store for me... he started packing me some cones, cough cough cough Shut up n die So I was sittin there watchin them play their game, but don't forget my state of mind is not the same. coz I had that cone and now I'm fuckin stoned I can barely move but I'm in the zone I need to leave now and go home, home, home I've got my keys but where's my phone, phone, phone make the voices leave me alone, lone, lone why did I drive, I could have flown, I'm fuckin stoned Why did I score some drugs from that guy I know Why did I rock up at his flat at a quater to 4 Why was he smokin with some mates and playin PS3 Why did I have no idea what was in store for me... Coz it happens all the time... Smoking pot has killed my mind Written and badly performed by: Dj Scotty Pinfield 16 / December / 2008 #12 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Comedy - Australia #85 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Comedy - Australia #29 - Most Responded (This Week) - Australia #5 - Most Responded (This Week) - Comedy - Australia #17 - Most Responded (This Month) - Comedy - Australia #9 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Comedy - Australia #94 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy - Australia #13 - Top Rated (This Week) - Comedy - Australia #94 - Top Rated (This Month) - Comedy - Australia

Reporter gets stoned when cops are burning off a drug crop. So Funny

Ian Stone CONTACT: Hannah Brown Artist Manager Comical Management 07912355475 "He looks and sounds very good indeed" Time Out "A masterful exponent of self-mocking Jewish humour" The Times "Seriously funny" The Guardian Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes on the circuit. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and self-depreciating style, Ian is at great ease bantering with an audience. He's also a member of the Comedy Store's critically acclaimed 'Cutting Edge' team. He has performed all over the world including Comedy Festivals in Australia, New Zealand, Hong Kong, South Africa, Holland, France, Ireland and Germany (not many Jewish comedians have performed there in the last fifty years). He has also performed to 55,000 people in 40 days on tour with Ardal O'Hanlon and Alan Davies. He has headlined gigs in Dubai and Abu Dhabi in the Middle East, performed on the final transatlantic crossing of The QE2, entertained troops in Kuwait and Bosnia and played various clubs in New York. He has headlined at the prestigious Yuk-Yuk clubs in Canada, compered the main theatre at the Cape Town Comedy Festival 2003 and performed his one-man show in South Africa's Camps Bay Theatre in 2004. More recently he became the first British stand-up to perform in Moscow. 1996 saw him venture northwards to The Edinburgh Festival with his first solo show. Since then, he's performed three more solo shows, the last one in 2006 with a brand new show, Embrace The Chaos which ran at The Underbelly and was very well received including a five star review in the Herald "...like a cross between Tony Hancock and Frankie Howerd. Stone is probably better than we deserve. "Ultimately, it is the sheer quantity of funny material that really impresses". The List "A rare treat" The Herald Ian's many television appearances include The Last Word (MORE4), The Late Edition (BBC4),The World Stands Up (Paramount Comedy 2005) The Comedy Store (Ch5 - 3 appearances, most recent in 2005), Never Mind The Buzzcocks (BBC 2), Mock The Week (BBC2), The Stand-Up Show (BBC 1), Saturday Live (ITV), Live at Jongleurs (ITV) & The 11 O'clock Show (CH4). On radio Ian hosted his own chat show "The Big Schmooze", on BBC London, where he interviewed the likes of Jeremy Issacs, Terry Hall, Anthony Sher and Esther Rantzen. Following his stint in America, he was invited to have a live discussion with Jackie Mason on BBC Radio 4's Front Row on the subject of Jewish comedians. He has appeared on The Paul Ross Show (LBC), The Worricker Programme (Radio 5 Live) and Fighting Talk (Radio 5 Live). He has also appeared twice on 'Four at the Store' (BBC Radio 4) and being commissioned to do a number of specials for BBC Radio 7. Ian has written gags for ITV's The Sketch Show and Alistair Mcgowans Big Impression (BBC 1) and is also a regular contributor to the Guardian, The Observer and The Independent On Sunday. He is currently busy developing several original ideas for television, and has a sitcom in development with the BBC. He's also an accomplished and experienced corporate performer; recent clients include The Hospital Doctor Awards and The Ford Motor Company.

Two of the Stoned Sober boys conjure up the dead on Halloween night.

Forex trading with a wise twist of leveraged prehistoric humor. It takes more than luck to be good at forex trading. In this hilarious episode, caveman forex trader gets very lucky. This banned commercial has been shown on several programs featuring the world's funniest commercials, and for a good reason. http://www.etoro.com/movie Forex trading made simple!

Watch Brian get caught having a midnight snack in the upcoming romantic comedy STARTER FOR 10. From Playtone and producers Tom Hanks, Gary Goetzman, and Pippa Harris, Starter For 10 is a romantic comedy set in the mid-80s about a working-class kid struggling to make his way in the rarified world of upper-class British University. On his way to achieving his long-held ambition to appear on the British TV Quiz Show, University Challenge, he falls in love with his beautiful teammate and forms a plan to win her heart through his advanced general knowledge skills. Starter For 10 is a bittersweet comedy about loyalty, class, falling in love and the difference between knowledge and wisdom. James McAvoy of Last King of Scotland and The Chronicles of Narnia stars in the film

Comedian Doug Benson checks out the High Times magazine centerfold at a live High Times Comedy show in Hollywood.

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Fire Fighter gets stoned after a call

Van Stone supports the troops!

Van Stone supports the troops!

Jon talks about being brought in as a stepping stone to the UFC. He really likes to spoil a party. Also explains why it's difficult to earn fans when they don't get a chance to root for you live on the PPV's. (Part 10) Filmed live in Fitch's adopted hometown of San Jose, Ca. Fitch fans came out watch the interview and show support before he fights Georges Saint Pierre at UFC 87 Hosted by Kris Tinkle

The Winners - Get Stoned - from first series of The Winners. Animated by Patrick Cross, written by Dan Cross.

Movie trailer for The Stoned Age (1994)

stoned monk purple show episode 2 featuring good times, lots of laughs, graffiti, chronic, grapes and a whole lot of stoned monk flavour! come and chills with the boys! stonedmonk.ca

Sstone Cold Steve Austin Comedy Highlights

My cat actually likes to be stoned, coming to me while smoking a J. Song powered by Bob Marley - Stir it up...