Edit: This is intentionally idiotic. The title says it all. It was the sun, I tells ya. This will be the last of the worst. If that makes any sense. I just had to get this one out of my system.

The first single from his first album "No H, Yes K". The Wine Kone - ur realy hott my lyfe is lonely my lif is sad i saw the girlfriend i'll never have she smiled at me in her photo maybe itwas for her cam but i wont lose no sleep on that cuz ive got my hand ur rly hott. ur really hot youre realy hott, its tru i saw your face in cyberspace and you have fantastic boobs and i want to see you n00d yea she caught my eye while surfing online i could see from myspace that she was probly bi and that made me like her oh so much more thats when i wanted to make her my little wh0re your realy hot ur realy hot ur rly hott, its true i saw your face in cyberspace and i dont know about u but i think that we should screw ur raelly hot, youre realy hott ur really hottt, it's truue you make me want to do bad things to yur face i realy think that i should be with you but it's time to face the truth i will never get with u

I hate [some of] you. A lot.

An homage to the father of Youtube. ...and he rejected me. :( #81 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

I haven't changed.

First off, you will need to have watched some of "The Wine Kone's" videos to even begin to comprehend what I am doing here. That being said, here is the link to his profile. http://www.youtube.com/user/thewinekone Now, I made this on a whim. I felt like poking fun at someone I admire, at least on a comedic level if nothing else :) (smiley faces, how happy they are!) I hope it entertains, enjoy! It's my first blog, sort of???? P.S. Seriously, The Wine Kone's videos are hilarious and I only do this because I come from love, and also was bored.

Reply To TheWinekones video about movie-goers

Attack of the klones! F for writing and acting. But A for effort... maybe? Yellow Bird Project http://www.yellowbirdproject.com

Opinion site: http://www.opnation.com/ My personal site: http://www.micfri.com/ My HD music video: http://www.randomness.tv/ Just a little parody, nothing fancy. They say it's flattering and all that, I hope these too guy take it easy on me, I like what they do and I'm not making fun of them at all. I'm just having a little fun. Pigslop and TheWikeKone are good sports, I'm sure they will take this as a compliment to their characters.

A rant about MySpace.

guess what i got given for my birthday? oh hell yeah. Music: Jimmy Mack - Matha and the Vandellas

Alright this had to be done, in the past year and a half Tony, a.k.a. thewinekone has written/responded through myspace, facebook, youtube, and telekenesis. (That's where those uncharacteristic ideas have been coming from...) Anytime I've ever mentioned making a video with him though, he has not responded. (I know, seems snooty/elitest right?) well, I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, which is why I've come up with 729 possible reasons thewinekone won't make a video with me. The following are the top 10. Enjoy! Special thanks to: Lisa Jenna Detonation films

This is to show thewinekone that I am really not a creepy stalker person... I am sorry if it is kind of crappy...I made it in about 5 minutes... (and it's a joke people)

in RESPONSE to these two Toobers being naked on the same day, I spliced two completely different clips and attempted to make it seem like they were talking to one another. Add in the classic 70s porn music, and the short film "crazy from the heat" was born. I have tried to tie each splice together in subtle ways, so that it flows together. If you KNOW the characters of these two, you will probably appreciate it more.

My first video, introducing myself, my stupid hat and my stupid sunglasses (that will be my trademark). In this video i talk about ZenArcher, thewinekone, Emmalina and i make some questions about the war on Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Palestine, etc...

Congratulations. Now Tony "The Wine Kone" had a LIVE Interview in the " SuperStar Insider " Show, finally TWK is one of the "Stars" whom we gonna watch in the TV soon. Good Luck Tony!

FYI I LIKE NIGAHIGA.... READ THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND AN ACT!!!!! If he can make fun of emos, nerds, and gangstas... he can take a joke himself. Oh and for those of you who called me a Beaner/Cracker.... I'm Asian. =) "Nam, you are so racist!!!" Answer: I'm an Asian comedian. If you think an Asian comedian would not make of Asians, you are dillusional. If you can't take jokes... don't watch my videos and I suggest you don't go on youtube because most of whats on youtube are jokes. A "Sexy Back" Parody called "Funny Back". Written and sung by myself, Namskie. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a lot of Jumba, Higa, and Kone fans pissed. It's just fun and games guys. I'm subscribed to them and watch their videos. Lighten up. Look at my Top Youtube video... I declare NigaHiga as one of the best of all of Youtube. Look at my cripple video, I declare my man-love for Kevin. So no, I don't hate these guys. For real, they are cool people. Very entertaining. - http://www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba - http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga - http://www.youtube.com/user/thewinekone I thought it would be a bit entertaining if I used arguably the three most popular (guy) asian youtubers. HappSlip is my lover and I'd never say anything bad about her. (Apologies to RetardedMango... lol) Plus.... I couldn't write my chorus without watching Higas hilarious "How To" videos. The point of the joke is YOUTUBERS RECOGNIZE THE NAMES! I'm Bringing Funny Back By: Nam Huynh [Verse 1] I'm bringing funny back Them other asians dont know how to act Yall got more subs but yall better watch your back They think your cute but I got a bigger sack [Bridge] Kev Jumbaaa They say your sexy But you can't get laid Maybe NigHiga will come to your aid Cuz we all know that he gets all the babes Take'n your subs! [Chorus] Come on, Higa Go ahead, be ninja I'm pimp like that Go ahead, be gangsta Got no friends? Go ahead, be emo Smarter than you Go ahead, be nerdy Come on, WineKone Go ahead, make clones Got no girls? Go ahead, be creepy Got no life? Go ahead, make song Go ahead guys Go ahead, be gone with it Just leave it to me Go ahead, be gone with it [Repeat 8 times] Just leave it to me [Verse 2] I'm bringing funny back Them crazy asians don't know how to act Come let me make up for the balls yall lack Sorry for A-D-D, yea my ass Take'n your subs! [Bridge] Niga Higaaa You think your clever Cameltoe that hoe Who's the other asian in your videos We all know that youandSean are more than friends [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm bringing funny back You chinky bastards watch how I attack If that's your subs you better watch your back Cause I'm headed to the top and that's a fact Take'n your subs! [Chorus]

Well kiddos - I have been a winekone fan for ages and have finally managed to record a little something for Tony. Hope you like it and thanks for the constant entertainment! ---------------------- The lyrics: When you are bored and life's ugly and sordid you can always view TheWineKone When you're too prim and the world's dreadfully proper, start to get to know TheWineKone Just log right on to youtube and you'll see his channel's film work You're guranteed to have a laugh or feel extremely awkward What's not to love? He makes adult rated movies look like they should be rated something PG. He's... TheWineKone -- I found him by some weird fluke TheWineKone -- The haters I will rebuke TheWineKone -- And he has the world's coolest toque TheWineKone... TheWineKone... Single and Sexy and Subway's my favorite Cause you get to know... TheWineKone It's best not to be alone when you watch The Internet Creepo, aka TheWineKone He's a pervy man from Toronto with a love of action figures.. You'd think a man like that wouldn't have that many viewers... He bewitches us so... He's taken us outside of his nest, He's had clone incest And even faked his own death but he's TheWineKone -- He's youtube's king of hoax TheWineKone -- I'm hysterical from his jokes TheWineKone -- I like when he messes with net folks... TheWineKone...TheWineKone...TheWineKone... TheWineKone! TheWineKone! And you may find that once you watch your first Winekone movie That you'll be filled with happyness albeit a bit uneasy, Which will you choose?... Pick a favorite I simply can't... His ten minute rants will have you peeing your pants cause he's .... TheWineKone -- We lose bladder control TheWineKone -- Keep on making... your videos TheWineKone -- And I love when you put down emos... TheWineKone... TheWineKone TheWineKone... TheWineKone (etc)

This film is very self explainitory. I feel like a stalker, making a video for TheWineKone... Eh, stalker. Oh well, it was fun. Except for the fact that there were people around and we were nervous to start but got used to looking strange. Yay! So, this took me... eh, maybe three hours to make. I REALLY hope you like it. And if not, shame on you! Oh, the AWESOME music is by Mike! It's from our band Untitled Experiments. Yup! Neat, huh? -Shippo/Kittywingz

TheWineKone = my third victim for my Youtube Experiment. There's no sense of direction in this video, but the jokes are lame as usual. [and I like how the icon of this video makes me look like I have cross eyes]