Amateur Transplants song from their new live album "In Theatre". Available for online download from iTunes and Amazon mp3. More CDs / DVDs / whatnots at www.amateurtransplants.com

amateur transplants - beautiful song

Amateur Transplants song from their new live album "In Theatre". Available for online download from iTunes and Amazon mp3. More CDs / DVDs / whatnots at www.amateurtransplants.com

Psycho Management & Amateur Transplants are pleased to announce their debut UK Theatre Tour in 2010. For tickets visit www.livetransplants.com Show is 16+ Age limit. For mailing list, goodies and shop go to http

Amateur Transplants are delighted (and ashamed) to present - for three nights only - their annual antidote to the usual pantomime shit, at The Bedford London: www.wegottickets.com December: 14th, 15th & 16th 2009

The Amateur Transplants perform their version of 'Hallelujah' Taken from their live DVD 'The Black and White Menstrual Show' available from www.psycho.co.uk

Another great song by Adam Kay and Suman Biswas

Lyrics: It's amazing how pretty, you looked on that night. Your skirt was so short, and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink, and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some more. Your skirt ended up on the living room chair, And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs, And though you looked fit with your clothes on, Man I was a fool, 'Cos you look like shit, When you wear nothing at all. All the clothes that you wore, Looked a million dollars, But the body beneath, It looked just like Rick Wallers, The make up you wear is a clever disguise, To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes. Your cellulites dreadful, your covered in zits and... Your stomachs about as defined as quicksand, If I'm being honest your tits are unacceptabley small, So you look like shit, When you wear nothing at all. When we went back to mine, I was up for a shag, In the bedroom I realised, your a dumpy old slag. Your pubes reach your navel, and they cover your thighs, Didn't know they made asses that size. When we met on that night I could swear that I never, Would have guessed your a female, Andrew Lloyd Webber, The hair on your chest is a bit endocrinological, And you look like shit, When you were nothing at all. Songs is Produced and Owned by Amatuer Transplants Video Is Made by Me using Windows Movie Maker Thank You

Go to www.amateurtransplants.com for full length DVD. Contains funny songs, strong language and doctor jokes... Oh, and the infamous London Underground song!

Amateur Transplants Gynaecology

Amateur Transplants. Gigs, CDs, mailing list etc at www.amateurtransplants.com - downloads at iTunes.

funny song

Yet another quick laugh from Drs Adam Kay and Suman Biswas. "Riot" is a short snippet from their third album, "In Theatre", which is available for download only. Based on the song "I Predict A Riot" by the Kaiser Chiefs.

Taken from the new live album - 'In Theatre' The best of the last few years, plus plenty of new stuff, recorded in London in early 2009. Available for download only, from iTunes, Amazon etc. From the guys who brought you the London Underground Song. 50% of proceeds go to Macmillan Cancer Support

Amateur Transplants song from their new live album "In Theatre". Available for online download from iTunes and Amazon mp3. More CDs / DVDs / whatnots at www.amateurtransplants.com

Amateur Transplants - sleep studies

Filmed at the Nottingham Arts Theatre on 28 May 2010.

Amateur Transplants song from their new live album "In Theatre". Available for online download from iTunes and Amazon mp3. More CDs / DVDs / whatnots at www.amateurtransplants.com

Amateur Transplants song from their new live album "In Theatre". Available for online download from iTunes and Amazon mp3. More CDs / DVDs / whatnots at www.amateurtransplants.com

Yes. Daddy, Tito, and Lolo. Drunk. At around 3 PM. Talking about brain transplants.