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Segment of the Beavis & Butthead episode "Oil change" featuring the band LiVE's music video for I alone. There are some hilarious comments in there X-D
I've had this for years in really crappy quality, but recently found it in a quality that wouldn't make your eyes bleed when you watch it. I uploaded it because I have a feeling that a lot of fellow LiVE fans may not have seen this before.
Hope you like it :) Beavis & Butthead making fun o |
Hilarious dance to Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc." Vast Difference Diaper Dance |
Fenrir (Shaun Robinson, Robbie Incledon-Webber, Martin ...), a black metal band, chase a poor helpless youth (Scott Tyler) in a vast ... all » northern woodland. The trio, characters based on immortal's early video, pop in and out of trees, lurk around and wear their corpse paint in true norwegian fashion. The band's myspace is: http://www.myspace.com/wickedsonsofnortherndarkness Howls in the North - Fenrir (B |
JKJ Movies. Joey, Kick, Joris JKJ Hou me vast |
The Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino is proud to announce the signing of singer/impressionist/entertainer Gordie Brown to a multi-year contract to headline at the legendary property.
Brown, who is currently touring North America with Celine Dion, will begin performances in February 2009, in the propertys Showroom, which will be renamed in his honor, The Gordie Brown Showroom.
Starting in February, Brown will perform five nights a week with a four-piece band. He is well known for his amazing comedy and vast repertoire of celebrity impressions such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Nicholson and Sylvester Stallone, as well as Las Vegas icons like Elvis Presley and Sammy Davis, Jr. Brown has consistently received rave reviews by both critics and audiences alike, and has been recognized as Entertainer of the Year and Best Show.
The Golden Nuggets Showroom, which completed a major expansion and renovation in October 2006, is an intimate, 600-seat theater on the third level of the hotels Spa Tower. It features plush seats and an advanced, state-of-the-art digital audio and visual system.
The history of the Golden Nuggets showroom sets it apart from other venues of its size. Outstanding headliners of all genres such as Frank Sinatra, Kenny Rogers, Paul Anka, Tony Bennett, Don Rickles, Randy Travis and Regis Philbin have played the showroom, which continues bringing in a variety of acts and headline entertainment appealing to all tastes.
For more information on Gordie Brown, visit his website at www.gordiebrown.com. For more information on the Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino, visit www.goldennugget.com. Golden Nugget signs multi-year |
Vrachtwagen zit tot de assen in de drek TOF! Zit een beetje vast...... |
tjah de omschrijving zegt genoeg als je het filmpje bekijkt.... eigenwijze man ;) Dennis zit weer eens vast |
I´m singing my own version of hou me vast from the dutch band volumia. Hope u like it Volumia - Hou Me Vast (From Th |
Vast Difference, based out of Richmond, Virginia, parodies the "GoArmy.com" commercials Vast Difference "Go Army" Paro |
Comedy , class Of vast importance, student pi |
This is COMEDY. Don't school me with your vast knowledge of old testament laws :P I'm quite aware that you don't abide by them. I am God! |
Imitating Mating Elephant Seals and their sounds funny comedy drama violence romance death murder (note the birds pecking for food at the carcasses of the dead baby seals - killed by a charging bull??)
The Northern Elephant Seal (Mirounga angustirostris) is one of two species of elephant seal (the other is the Southern Elephant Seal). It is a member of the Phocidae ("true seals") family. Elephant seals derive their name from their great size and from the male's large proboscis, which is used in making extraordinarily loud roaring noises, especially during the mating competition. There is a great sexual dimorphism in size. The males average 14 ft (4 m) and 5,000 lb (2,300 kg), while the females average 11 ft (3 m) and 1,400 lb (640 kg). Correspondingly, there is a highly polygynous mating system, with a successful male able to impregnate up to 50 females in one season. (Cool!)
Description
Both adult and juvenile elephant seals are bare-skinned and black before molting. After molting they generally have a silver to dark gray coat that fades to brown yellow and tan. Adult males have hairless necks and chests speckled with pink, white and light brown. Pups are mostly black at birth and molt to a silver gray after weaning.
The eyes are large, round and black. The width of the eyes and a high concentration of low light pigments suggests that sight plays an important role in the capture of prey. Like all seals, elephant seals have atrophied hind limbs whose underdeveloped ends form the tail and tail fin. Each of the "feet" can deploy five long webbed fingers. This agile, dual palm is used to propel water. The pectoral fins are used little while swimming. While the hind limbs are unfit for locomotion on land, elephant seals use their fins as support to propel their bodies. They are able to propel themselves quickly (as fast as 8km/h) in this way for short-distance travel, to return to water, catch up with a female or chase an intruder.
Like other seals, elephant seals have a bloodstream adapted to the cold in which a mixture of small veins surround arteries capturing heat from them. This structure is present in extremeties such as the hind legs.
Range and habitat
The Northern Elephant Seal lives in the Eastern Pacific Ocean, migrating as far north as Alaska, British Columbia, and as far south as the shores of California and Baja California, where they come ashore to breed, give birth and molt, mostly on offshore islands. While the pelagic range covers an enormous span, there are only about seven principal breeding areas, four of which are on islands off the coast of California. Recently increasing numbers have been observed in the Gulf of California. Colonies can be observed at Año Nuevo State Reserve, Piedras Blancas Lighthouse, and Morro Bay State Park.
Feeding and behavior
The Northern Elephant Seal feeds on a wide range of over 30 fish and cephalopods, including squid, octopus, hagfish, ratfish and small sharks. They are nocturnal deep pelagic feeders famous for the long time intervals they remain underwater (Morejohn, 1970). This species dives to great depths while feeding, typically between 300 m (1,000 ft) and 800 m (2,600 ft), and males can dive as deep as 1,500 m (4,900 ft); moreover, the Northern elephant seal will generally not feed in depths of less than 200 m (700 ft) (Condit, 1984). Average dive times are correspondingly long, around 20 minutes for males, less for females, and they require about three minutes on the surface between dives. The deepest dive records are held by female elephant seals and is currently at 1603 meters (nearly a mile) with a time of 119 minutes. Typically this species is observed singly in its pelagic environment, although on land there may be thousands in almost tangent harems. Northern elephant seals, especially juveniles, are preyed on by great white sharks and sometimes also by orcas (killer whales). While at sea from late spring to early winter, the Northern elephant seal stores vast amounts of food as blubber and also water oxidatively produced in fat stores to prepare for his long fast on land (Ortiz, 1978).
In the summer, elephant seals undergo a "catastrophic moult" that lasts about one month, during which they lose much of their fur and skin. They spend this time on beaches to preserve body heat while they wait for the new fur to grow. During this time, elephant seals can be observed at a number of preserves on the California coastline, such as the Año Nuevo State Park and the Point Reyes National Seashore. Observers must have a permit and be very cautious because over short distances bulls can move faster on land than a person can run, despite their ungainly appearance. Elephant seals have no interest in attacking humans but are oblivious to objects blocking attacks on rival males. Imitating Mating Elephant Seal |
"Soggy biscuit"
by the comedy group Grotesce
translation by Censeo
"If you've ever in a group have thought of playing with your thing
I urge you then to listen to this song I now will sing
A wank with friends I guess won't bother God the father much
But when it comes to his own son, a sin it is as such
Don't play the soggy biscuit when Jesus is around
You really think he'd loose, do you? His powers are unbound
so says every apostel and evangelist who's sound
Don't play the soggy biscuit when Jesus is around
When the devil tempted Jesus in this challange man to man
Unsuprisingly he tried to cheet to fulfill his cunning plan
A clothespin he did fasten, tried to clog the path for Christ
to no avail, it sprung away and Satan payed the price
Don't play the soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
You really think he'd loose, do you? His powers are unbound
so says every apostel and evangelist who's sound
Don't play the soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
Petrus came as third
Marcus got the silver
Judas finnished last
and canceled his ongoing fast
So sing with us of what you've learned from the message of this song
Have biscuits with your coffee, but to spurt on them is wrong
AMEN!
Don't play the soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
You really think he'd loose, do you? His powers are unbound
There are so many ways that's made for Jesus to be found
but none of them includes a scene with naked men around
For Jesus says to force someone to eat cum isn't sound
so don't play soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
so don't play soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around
so don't play soggy biscuit when lord Jesus is around"
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This is made by a comedy group from Sweden called "Grotesce".
I thought I'd give this comedy a more vast audience by translating this scetch to english
ps. clothespin is more known as clothespeg in GB
What is soggy biscuit? I'll quote a part from wikipedia here:
Soggy biscuit, cummy biscuit, limp biscuit, Soggy Sao, sticky biscuit, pass the cracker, seamens biscuit, gross toast or ooky cookie is a male masturbation game reportedly played in typically teenage male-oriented groups. The participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
As much as possible I tried to translate directly and rhime where they rhime at the same time.
On occation it is not a direct translation due to the problems to find rhimes.
Nevertheless, the spirit of what they sing I believe is pretty much there in every phrase ;) Grotesce - Soggy biscuit |
Dumb & Dumber get reaaly stuck after a long trip Dumb & Dumber Great scene |
BANGLA COMEDY! The term Fundamentalist has been extensively misused by the media to refer to terrorists who happen to be Muslim, or who are anti-American Muslims. This is not accurate. Secular Politicians in Bangladesh use this term as a tool against their political rivals who stand for Islamic principals . Fundamentalist Islam is simply the conservative (orthodox) wing of Islam. The vast majority of Muslim fundamentalists are pious individuals who strictly follow the teachings of Muhammad (saws), promote regular attendance at mosques, and promote the teachings of the Qur'an and the concept of Islamic government, in which Sharia (Islamic law) becomes the law of the state. Political Leaders of Banglades |
Haha this is crazy. Its a real life version of tetris... kinda.
More videos at http://www.videoyard.net Crazy asian tetris game show |
my editing reel for winter 2008/2009 (also my graduating project from the art institute of california-los angeles)
employment contact: josephkamiya@gmail.com
scene excerpts, full commercials, and resume are available at www.kamiyamusubi.com
edited with final cut pro 6.0
run time - 1 min, 38 sec
format - ntsc, quicktime h264
song - "three doors" by v.a.s.t.
projects:
1. los angeles asian pacific film fest - event coverage & commercial (visual communications)
2. light at the lighthouse music fest - commercial
3. doritos - spec commercials
4. casa de comedians - pilot webisode for reality show (rooftopcomedy.com)
5. dame darcy's interior visions - pilot webisode for home make-over show
6. the rescue of the lost battalion - short documentary (go for broke national education center)
7. reconstruction - short film, hd editing reel - winter 2008/200 |
Drunk man dancing to a DJ after Vast conference for Sony Vegas User group. Drunk man dancing at NAB Vegas |
Video for Break OUt song from the soundtrack for me, myself and Irene Foo Fighters Break Out |
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The Machinatons make some vast improvements and seek out a sense of civilization.
Take note explorers that the next episode will see the final evolution of the machinima tribe and like wise the last adventure in "Spore Explorer" Spore Explorer - Part 5 |
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