Beauty and the Butcher - Winner Best Short Film Wirral International Film Festival 2008 Written and Directed by Johnny Parker Beautiful Beautician loves Hunky Butcher but can she overcome her shyness, her loathing of meat, competition from the cocky Estate Agent and a mountain of cruel obstacles to get to the man she adores? The piece began life as a short story. A patchwork of real-life anecdotes and experiences, stitched together into a tale of modern love. Julie is a Beautician: gorgeous on the outside, meticulous and fussy about her appearance but shy, nervous and lacking inner confidence. She desperately fancies the High Street Butcher but cant pluck-up the courage to ask him out. The local Estate Agent has no such trouble and confidently stalks the object of Julies desires. It doesnt help that she hates the sight of meat and cant bring herself to go into the shop. But she has a plan an idea that will overcome all her self imposed obstacles or so she thinks! Beauty and the Butcher is Johnny Parkers debut as a writer and director. He was ably supported by Belinda Greensmith on Camera and Make-Up. Belinda has worked on productions with $1million budgets and was able to put her considerable experience, and supply of fake blood, to full use in the film. Amy Watkins, as Julie, is also making her debut in short films, having started her career in Theatre and Dance including a range of Shakespeare Productions with the MOPS Theatre Company. Amy took to the part straight away with an instinctive awareness of the comic and tragic feelings of the character. Sam Hudson, as the Butcher, is a very experienced actor, who has starred in Brookside, Born and Bred, and Holby City. His wife Natasha Symms was the Pregnant Woman. The lump is now a bouncing baby boy! Natasha is not only a new mum but also an accomplished actress having starred in Hollyoaks, Crossroads and Casualty. Hayley Taylor-Jones, as the Estate Agent, like all the above, lives on the Wirral and has been in award winning drama, A Mind of Her Own and is another up and coming local actress. Rowe David McLelland, as The Doctor, has been in Corrie and Emmerdale and kept us in stitches the whole time. Music courtesy of The Great Northwestern Hoboes, a fabulous up and coming Liverpool Band. http://www.myspace.com/greatnorthwesternhoboes Thanks also to the wonderful shopkeepers of Bebington; Roy and Les Whieldon, who patiently allowed us to take over their Butchers Shop for the morning, while still serving customers. Also Dot Jones of Pinks Cards and Gifts who allowed us to film in the shop.

Equal Opportunity is a hilarious HBO/U.S. Comedy Arts Festival (Aspen) Official Selection, NBC Comedy Shortcuts Award Winner. Produced by Camille Mana Written by Sameer Asad Gardezi Directed by Howard Duy Vu www.myspace.com/equalopportunityfilm

Gervais - The British Comedy Awards 16 Dangerous Years

Award-Winning feature film written & directed by Chris Jaymes starring Jeremy Sisto, Judy Greer, Monet Mazur, Nicholle Tom, Christine Lakin... Songs by Belle & Sebastian Opening Theatrically in the UK & Australia in Summer 2008 and around the world on DVD shortly thereafter.

Jonny wins a thousand pounds on a scratch card - what will he buy with his winnings? Another free clip from the funny British hit sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, from BBC.

Tina Fey Honors #100 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Australia #96 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Ireland #80 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Hong Kong

VIP and Juhi as South Film Actors Comedy Circus Grand Finale Winning Performance

In this docu-comedy classic, Ieden Wall takes to the streets as "the robin hood of peoples' dreams." He has only three hours to find a prostitute and get her to the hospital to see her Dad. To accomplish his mission, he has to dive head-first, into the volatile Toronto underground. As usual, innocent pedestrians get swept into his web of machinations. The results are utter hilarity and a gripping human story. For more info: www.dreamchasershow.com

Winner: Honorable Best Mention, narrative short, Cinekink Film Festival. Funny and realistic characters prove that hindsight is 20/20 in this trip backwards to the beginning of a well-intentioned open relationship. Bingo, betrayal, and sex toys -- perfect together! Executive producers: Sandra Grace and Teale Failla. Director: Teale Failla. More info (including how to buy the film on the GIRLS VIEW compilation DVD from Alluvial): http://openmovie.tripod.com.

Cannes Short Film Corner (2008) Winner-Remi Award, Worldfest 2008 Winner-Audience Award, Dances w/Films Winner-Best Film, W.Virginia Filmmakers 2007 Winner-People's Choice Taos Shortz 2007 http://threefifty.wordpress.com THREE-FIFTY is the comedy short film about a video store customer's "little white lie" to weasel out of his late fees brings major consequences to his life. This film is a hilarious look at late fees, privacy rights and how much information is available about you at just the touch of a button.

To book please call 202-246-7285 or email: paulsingh36@gmail.com - Paul singh performed at gurus of comedy in Washington DC. Paul singh has performed at all the major venues in USA and Canada. He gets his material from his real life experiences. He Migrated to US in 1977 and since then he has been living life on the edge. He started standup in 2003 after winning humorous speech contest three times at the division level at the TMI. Paul does comedy in 2 languages. Actually he is known to be the best trash talker in punjabi, hindi and Urdu. Try and provoke him sometimes, if you see him. Paul Singh can do 1 hour of squeaky clean material. To book please call 202-246-7285 or email:paulsingh36@gmail.com

A sneak peek into the unknown homelife of your average everyday zombie couple, and the daily trials and tribulations they face in a world run by the living. Best Comedy in the Ocean County Film Festival. Award presented by David Silverman. In response to the many requests: Natalia's website (star of the movie) is www.NataliaDelano.com

Award-winning visual comedian and comedy magician Chipper Lowell performs at the Alex Theater in Glendale, CA. "Comedy Magician of the Year!" for 2004 & 2006 by International Magicians Society. In this portion, Chipper performs a bit from his ukulele routine. WWW.CHIPPER.TV

How to Sleep 1935 Robert Benchley very funny Oscar-winning short comedy film

Award winning comedy group Cynically Tested has a brand new comedy series coming this fall to the emmy award winning Bite TV! For more info add us on youtube and facebook and check back for updates. facebook: "twixters" Link: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7705670931

Normality takes a turn on his head when Mr Average Joe suffers a very unlucky day when he gets up on the wrong side of the bed. Will he manage to get back on the right side of life or will he be doomed to suffer bad fortune for the rest of the day? This film was the winner of 2006 One Minute Wonder Competition.

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This is a clip of Tommy Confrey's winning set from the comic in residence contest at Comix Comedy Club. Thank you very much to all that showed and supported me.

promo of setmax twinkle beauty parlour show.

Klondike bar-crazed Joel Levinson left sunny Los Angeles behind to profile his "polar" trek to the Arctic Circle for one of the tasty snacks - snagging himself a $100,000 grand prize in the "What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?" national video contest. Levinson's "across-this-world" submission, which can be viewed at www.KlondikeContest.com, beat out more than 500 unique entries from fellow ice cream enthusiasts. Klondike launched the humor-driven contest earlier this summer to challenge Americans to showcase their imaginative antics in response to the brand's iconic question -- "What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?"