Lawrence Superman's Presidential run, Loch Ness Monster caught by Bigfoot, and the passing of Motormouth Winslow are all explored in this inaugural episode of FutureNewsTV for January 18, 2017. FutureNewsTV Episode 1 |
Clips of Steve's famous quotes
"Did I do that?"
"You love me, don't You?"
and "I'm fallen and I can't get up."
Plus a rap by him.
This is only a few things of the great stuff he says and does in this show. Jaleel White is so talented. I love this show! Family Matters - Steve Urkel C |
Theatrical Trailer for "The Rocket Man" (1954) "The Rocket Man" (1954) - Thea |
"The hottest music video ever produced by the five hottest guys in the history of hangin out. So stop being such a filthy animal and enjoy it"
-Carl Winslow DoodSweat, "Intro-Deucing" |
Winslow Bennett reads O' City, My City, Not Your City on the cable access show Literally Speaking. O' City, My City, Not Your Cit |
I was drunk and decided to act like a pleb- and this song fitted it that night the most- i think i was intending to make this into a korn video- or the song was just playing in the back and me was being a pleb with a guitar
Y'all Want a Single- is copyrighted by Korn and all the record companies... no way, shape or form am i claiming that the music used is my own... Y'all Wanna Single? Korn Music |
Her is the first part of my ***Uncut*** video of my support slot for Michael Winslow(Police Academy) In Maynooth in front of nearly 400 people. George Fox-Live In Maynooth*** |
As a senior in college in the spring of 2007, Keith was asked to make a video for his thesis in Journalism. While everyone else did mediocre interviews with local politicians, Keith took the easy way out and interviewed his friends. He then also made up some lies - the mark of any true journalist.
-This video was a blast to do and could not have been done without the help of Marty Farris. Hope everyone laughs.
Music - "Concerning Hobbits" - Howard Shore
"Remember Us" - Tyler Bates The History of Keith Woernle |
Supersalesman at it again! Supersalesman Deal Buster! |
My friend Taryn showing us all how not to look when drunk and spewing..lol...she was soooooooo drunk and having trouble being sick, so we were trying to say things to get her to start chunking...lol..My daughter nailed it when she said about eating your own sick...lol...hilarious.. absolute vclassic....enjoy...lol How not to look good when drun |
STARRING:
-Andy Reid as himself
-Romeo Crennel as himself
CO-STARRING:
-RE96 as Reginald Fairfield
CAMEOS FROM:
-Hank Fraley
-ElPresador
-CARL FUCKING WINSLOW!
-A random McDonald's place
-The most beautiful girls in the NFL.
ENJOY! Romeo and Andy Go to McDonald' |
The Supersalesman has some great deals for you! Supersalesman Xmas Special |
I met my friend Seal ^_^ How I Met Seal! |
The truth of what happened on 9/11. (It had something to do with Steve Urkel) 9/11: The Cover Up (Family Mat |
Familie Winslow gibt eine Party zu Hause wo Stephane auch mit Laura tanzt Alle unter einem Dach Alle lie |
Eagle song set to slide show. Take It Easy |
The Newest Dance Craze Urkel Dance '08 |
A debate between the two main frontrunners for Arizona State University's USG President, Sam Jenkins and Carl Winslow-Douche. Everything in Moderation |
A story about camping in North Jersey's State Park when after a night of semi-wild partying, the state forest ranger kicked us out! It is pretty funny and I hope you enjoy!! Shimmer |
Joe Dante directed this satirical action-comedy about talking tech toys accidentally juiced-up with military microchips.
After the defense industry firm Globotech takes over a small toy company, Heartland Play Systems' CEO Gil Mars (Denis Leary) gives the green light to develop a new line of action figures, requesting an upgrade to more realistic figures from Heartland toy designers Larry Benson (Jay Mohr) and fumbling Irwin Wayfair (David Cross). Mars wants toys that act like the ones in TV commercials. The results are fierce fighting figures, the Commando Elite, programmed to seek out and destroy the kindly alien-like Gorgonites. In an effort to make the toys as natural as possible, Benson inserts Globotech's most powerful military computer chips.
Meanwhile, in quiet Winslow Corners, Ohio, toy-store owner Stuart Abernathy (Kevin Dunn) and his 15-year-old son Alan (Gregory Smith) are stuck in a failing business, so when Heartland truckdriver Joe (Dick Miller) stops by with the Commando and Gorgonite toys, Alan is convinced they will be hot sellers, commenting, "Maybe this store will finally make a little money." With blistering blows to their blister packs, the Commandos burst out, receive orders from their leader Chip Hazard (voice of Tommy Lee Jones) and ready for an all-out assault on the Gorgonites. When the Gorgonite leader Archer (voice of Frank Langella) begins communicating with Alan, it causes the Commandos to perceive humans as another enemy, simply by their association with the "Gorgonite scum," so an attack on the Abernathy house begins.
Unfortunately, the Gorgonites can offer only limited assistance, since they have been programmed to lose. The film combines animatronics, puppetry, and computer animation. The Commando Elite voices include surviving actors from Robert Aldrich's "The Dirty Dozen" (1967), while the Gorgonite voices reunited several "This Is Spinal Tap" (1983) cast members. A dedication to Phil Hartman after the closing credits features a brief Hartman outtake.
MPAA Rated PG-13 for some menacing action/violence and brief drug references.
Special visual effects by Industrial Light & Magic. Produced by Amblin Entertainment (although no logo is shown). Released by DreamWorks Pictures & Universal Pictures, both an NBC Universal company. Small Soldiers (Teaser Trailer |