WHAT?!?! I MADE A VIDEO O_O NO WAY! Heh, figures the first video that comes out after 45782039845 months of video block would be something like this XD The audio is actually from Marcus from last comic standing, the show is still going on so I'm not even sure if he's gonna win XD Hope you enjoy! Oh yea! This is my first stand-up comedy lip synch type video I've always wanted to make one but could never find the right bit, I guess this just kinda, idk... fit in a way O_o Oh yea! Oh yea! I spruced up my signature a bit when I was bored, it was a while ago and I've been waiting for myself to get out of this rut of doing nothing so I could put it at the end of a video XD Ok, ok, now I'll shut up. Enjoy!

Yea, SORRY for not having a video up in almost a month, It's just like I've had sats, Finals, and Tennis lately. I was supposed to make a few videos last weekend but random crap came up. Welp yea this session I'm going to be playing through it with my friend Ranjit who is going to be co-commentating. And yea this part is pretty much just me failing to stick a box in haha

A count down to the new year 2010!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA YEA YEA Happy New Year!!!!

Here is a funny little video my dad got of me right after leaving the doctor's office from getting my wisdom teeth pulled. I typed out the dialogue b/ci am kinda hard to understand. I was still "under the influence." ---- Dad: Ok, how you feelin' today? Derek: Awesome... I can't feel my lip. Dad: I like your cheeks, they're puffy- Derek: What is that, is that my lip? Yea. My smile... heh. Dad: That's not a smile. Derek: Yea it is. Dad: Your teeth look nice. Derek: Don't they? I painted em... Dad: You're a little bloody there. Derek: I painted 'em red. Mom: (inaudible nagging) Dad: What? Derek: What's your problem? Dad: Really. Mom: (more nagging in background) Dad: Are you feelin' better? Derek: Yea... I'm startin' to come back, but... I kinda wanna go back to where I was. Dad: You wanna go get some more laughing gas? Derek: Yea... its fun. Mom: (nagging... still) Dad: Alright, say goodbye. Derek: Ehhhhh...

We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady Flight Of The Conchords Series Two - Episode Six - Love Is A Weapon Of Choice I think I've fallen in love with a girl, and it's serious Oh thats great news Bret, tell me 'bout that girl thats so serious Well I don't really know her Oh, that don't sound so serious We're serious, I'm delirious Sounds serious Yea Thats cool, I met a new girl too Have you? Yea One of those girls you met on the net? No, we really met Well thats great news, whats she like? What does she do? All I know dawg, is that she's careless with her dog I'm not sure what she does, except she makes me want her She makes me want to get on top of her Oh that sounds great man, thats sounds great Hey, wait What Maybe I'm crazy, but when did you meet this lady? Just then When? Then Right then? Right then Where? There Over there? Over there Over there there? Over there there there Just now? Just now How'd you meet your lady? I was going for a jog then she lost a dog I was running in the area and she lost a terrier Was this about 20 seconds ago? No, about 23 seconds ago Ooooh No, Oh no Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, no no what? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking So your not thinking what I'm thinking? No, cause your thinking I'm thinking what your thinking Are you talking bout a girl with a beautiful smile? Yea Like strawberry wine? Yea, Yea Blueberry track suit pants? White chocolate skin? And socks? That sounds like her Hang on a minute Stop the ...

One of my favourite songs of all time with the misheard lyrics! Oh yeah... and my stupid drawings. NOTE: I am not making fun of nirvana, in fact nirvana is one of my all time fave bands!!! Enjoy Here are the real lyrics for anyone who is interested =) Load up on guns bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino A mosquito, my libido Yea! Hey! Yea! I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino A mosquito, my Libido Yea! Hey! Yea! And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino A ...

ohhh with a little gravvvyy mp3 download minorcrisis.net lyrics: yea ah-huh yea yea Broke up with my girl last night so i went to Whatadub(so i went to Whatadub) Put on some jeans and a t-shirt man i was ready to grub(i was ready to grub) I'm just lookin for somethin to feel the void of me losin love(of me losin love) If you know what i mean...ah huh! Everybody lookin all hungry cause they probably smoked pot(cause they probably smoked pot) 20 items on the menu all of em served hot(all of em served hot) I want somethin special, what could it be that would hit the spot?(hit the spot) How do you think i feel?... She gave me food, to eat, i ate it..got full and now i know i think im cool... She gave me some fries, i threw em back cause chicken's where it's at, it tastes so good i got a chicken tat! I'm thinkin chicken tenders(ooooh with a little gravy) i want some chicken(ohohoh-ah-huh-ok) I'm thinkin chicken tenders(ooooh with a little gravy) Would you like the 2 or 3 piece?(i think..3 piece..for me...)

Dedicated to my friend symphonyofblood. enjoy! What I am saying: "Yes, yes...very well done, orochimaru-sama. I just need to tell you that your dress is ready, and your date is GRANNY SAKURA!! and the pants...glue the pants to the ceiling billy-jim Naruto baka head...yes thats my pet..do it now! XP Sense i dont own a bed, my sword will stay where it belongs. On my shoulder. Am i Naruto again? Jeez, I have no privacy. STOP TALKING! Oh, yea, well eat it...no thats what brocolli does in the morning after it gets up watering the tree. Its going to die soon, and so is the OROSASU phase that you seem to be going through. No there are no lions, you can come back out...and then we will have some cheese and chedder crackers. Lets all sing the blues about how I, Sasuke Uchiha, killed my brother...wait that was a dream last night I had...No it wasnt! Will you shut up?! NO MAKE ME! You're such a baby, myself. Oh, yea? well Im going to live with I! Oh yea? YEA! FARFENOOGEN is alive and well Alice, that will be 20 bucks. Hand it over, you evil leprican. And that children is why people are called someone with no life. Now...were is that book that Sai wrote...I need to train some more....I am Sasuke? Oh yes, thats me...Maybe? I dont know. I like the strawberries and ichigos hair...PURPLE. Lets all go to Horwards house and sing whose line songs about becoming drunk will ice skating. LOVA YOUA DUDA Sasuke" DISCLAIMER: THIS VIDEO IS NON-PROFIT AND IS IN NOW WAY RELATED TO THE ANIME COMPANY.

Vote for Alex mcadams and Mark Piana for Currier Social Chairs! Voting is open from December 12th through 16th. Turn up the pleasure! Turn up the fun! "AM-PM Forever" Lyrics: Its you and me Runnin for Social Chair Gonna set this house free Tonight Is the night To choose the right one to protect this tree Well be all you need and You know that we will make all your dreams true Your dreams true We will take you there We will take you there So get prepared Dont be scared, get ready We can go anywhere, go anywhere But first, cast your vote Go with Mark and Alex Its like Ive waited my whole life Gonna do right Its gon be Audrey Bruce were working for Well take C-Haus to new heights Turn up the pleasure Turn up the fun And do whatever ev ever Whatev -ev -ever (x6) Whatever you could want us to You know well never let this house down Well keep this house flying high We can be two rebels Breakin the rules Me and you, you and I Making all the formals supreme Keeping all the tailgates extreme C-Haus, need more reasons why? Heaven and helll be so sweet! Currier, you can trust me. Oh, Oh, Oh. Its like Ive waited my whole life Gonna do right Its gon be Audrey Bruce were working for Well take C-Haus to new heights Turn up the pleasure Turn up the fun Were there whenever ev ever Whenev -ev -ever (x6) Whenever you need something new Its the talk of the town Its so fun to get down We be rocking this party From night till dawn Forget whats not yet done This house would be so fun Days when ...

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE !! IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH :) Miley cyrus IS FILIPINA! new song Party in the Philippines LYRICS J-LO Falls at ama's!!! efren penaflorida congrats! piolo pascual and kc concepcion lovers in paris I hopped off the plane at PAL with a drink and my card again welcome to the land of the pound for pound , am I gonna fit in? Jumped in the jeep, Here I am for the first time Look to the right and I think i see boracay This is all so crazy Everybody thinks theyre famous My tummys hurting and I think im little sea sick Too much heat and im nervous , That's when the driver dude turned on theradio and gloc 9 was on and piolo song was on and piolo song was on CHORUS I got my hands down Theyre playing this song, And the lizards crawl away Noddin my head like bless pointin my lips over there I got my hands up, Theyre playin this song I know im gonna be ok Yea, Its a party in the philippines Yea, Its a party in the philippines Get to the club in my pedi cab Everybodys lookin at me now Like whos that dude, that speaks dollar ? he gotta be from abroad So hard with my guys all around me for sure not a richmond party Cause all I see are filipinos I see so many filipinos My tummys turnin and Im feelin little sea sick Too much pressure and Im nervous Thats when the DJ played my favorite show nd then wowowee was on, then wowowee was on I got my hands down Theyre playing this song, And the lizards crawl away Noddin my head like bless pointin my lips over there I got my hands up ...

::::::::::::::(Read first):::::::::::::: Here are the Lyrics: Goomba: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy? Koopa: Him? You mean? Goomba: Yea, the one with the mushrooms Koopa: Yea! Goomba: You know, the one jumping around in the forest Koopa: Yea, yea, I know him, I know him Goomba: Yes? Okay, hey check it out! Super Mario RPG It is the only one just for me When I play the game, I get lost in a phase Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze Mario: Gimme Frog Coins! Bowser: Gimme Mario! Mario: Gimme Frog Coins! Bowser: Gimme Mallow! Mario: Gimme See Ya! Bowser: Gimme Geno! Mario: Gimme Cookies! Magikoopa: Of course, we will get you that Mario Bowser: We need to mute that stupid voice Mario: I need to get those damn frog coins There are many secrets in this game! Many of which drive some peeps insane! Why we try to cheat in a really good game? Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame! Exiting the forest is super simple: All you do is follow these path turns For the rest of your gaming life Speaker: Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya, gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything i need Mario: Wait, wait, wait, who are you? Exor: Hahahahaha. Exor's Verse: My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of A bunch of retarded Joes Fix a Star Road, I don't think so (Geno: Geno Whirl!) I don't blink slow (Geno: Let's do this!) Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I damage my right ...

Oh, Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards flailing around in short shorts with her bra hanging out dancing on an ice cream vendors pole. This is anthem to her and her future endeavors. Pretty much, Hannah Montana will soon be snorting coke. Enjoy the Music Video. I ditched my dad at LAX with some booze and my hot best friend. Welcome to the land of drug excess- no shit, I'm gunna fit in. Jumped in the cab, doing coke for the first time. Looked to my left and the right for another line. My head feels so crazy This is what it's like to be famous My tummy's turnin' so I do some marijuana While making out with Tanya Thats when the taximan turned on the radio and Afroman was on (3X) Chorus: So I put my hands up you go down my thong And I know its that time to play Noddin' my head like yea Movin' my tongue like yea I put my hands up you go down my thong A few std's are okay Yea! It's a party in my pants today! (2X) Get to the club in the taxicab Everybody lookin' at me now Like "Whose that chick that suckin' d*cks and stumblin' all around?" There so hard all these guys all around me Not as fun as my Nashville parties Wheres my dirty sluts and dumb hoes? I guess they never got the memo. My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' pretty damn sick. No one wants to hang with a southern hick. That's when the DJ dropped my favorite tune And Tenacious D was on (3X) Chorus I know I'm just sixteen alright. I sware- I'll just pole dance tonight My instincts scream stop everytime Then the DJ ...

** NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED, ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS** Sooo yea, one of my friends was rereading Breaking Dawn and refreshed my memory of the whole " plot " of the book. the whole honeymoon thing made me laugh so i started writing the script for this... yea, i know, i write scripts for 5 min or less parodies.. pretty sad, lol. I added alittle bit of how Bella acted in Eclipse at the beginning... i mean all she does in that book is begs Ed to do the nasty with her... nasty little Necro lol. I've had a few scattered requests for another twilight parody.. so here ya go... I hope everyone enjoys it.. god knows it took me forever to make . Oh and if you watch all the way till the end you'll see something, that I thought, was pretty funny X). ENJOYYYYYYYYY

yea so I love the T-Pain album (THR33 RINGZ GO GET IT) & being the random person I am.. I always think of ways to totally flip my favorite songs into another concept. So me & my boredom created the Chopped & Skrewed Parody...KISSED A DUDE!..so yea enjoy. DOWNLOAD LINK!!!! way better quality WAV FILE www.zshare.net MP3 FORMAT!!! www.zshare.net

Welp this is the second session of Dead Space, and yea I restarted that first part since I lost a lot of health xp. Ohs yea and we reach the first puzzle of the game xd

Something different for all you wow heads, you actually have to play the game to fully appreciate this song. Oh yea and dont get all pissy on me, this is a comedy :) Enjoy and Merry Christmas! Make sure you sub the talented kirstieanne: www.youtube.com [Chorus] [kirstieanne /Phil] We used to be gladiators (I was a champion) From season 1 to season 4, (but I dont know what happened) But now with all the dk players, (Yea those bitches!) Arenas arnt the same as before, (No! No! No! No! ) We were gladiators (We were gladiators) From season 1 to season 4, (We used to be so good) I hope a new patch will save us, (blizz can you please save us?) 'Cause I can't take losing anymore. (No! No! No! No!) [Verse 1] [Furious Phil] Im reminiscing about how WOW used be The gladiator title was used to describe me Now Im looking at my rank and I hardly can believe That Im a duelist now so fuck the Lich King! and arenas will never ever be the same All these dks wining shit when they have no skill in game And All I wanted for Christmas is the old BG But I dont think Santa clause will deliver it to me Guess Ive been a bad boy, a real Furious Phil If blizzard wont change it then tell me now who I have to kill! Balance changes were brainless survivability? so they could tank better and do more DPS in pve? That made them even more OP blizzards fuckin up completely Allowing them to hit me at the same time theyre healing I used to be so boss now my class is so soft And my gear is so damaged I cant ...

By Peter Shupper and Joran Sequeira, NYMC Class of 2013. To download the song: www.megaupload.com Lyrics: Yea, shorty. What you need to do is just accept the life that you sought You know what I'm sayin' Yea, Look at all those books you just bought Cause studying is the life that you got. Let's give it to 'em Class of 13. Chorus 1: You're preppin to be, a good MD With dirty scrubs, Anatomy-y I got my scalpel, this ain't that hard With Grant's and Netters, oh my god I have no life (ay ay ay ay) Only sleep with my scribes here I have no life (ay ay ay ay) Givin' people high fives here I have no life (ay ay ay ay) And everyone's engaged here We have no life (ay ay ay ay) I gotta turn down that date, dear The med school life What life, This life, No Life Studying's my life What life, This life, No Life The med school life Verse 1: Who cares what second years may say I bought all those books anyway Pre-Test, BRS, and the Larsens Embryology Yesterday, its safe to say, I saved money up on Ebay But money they gon' take away With all this debt I'm made to pay Tony's plan I'll' have to weigh. Today I will not have souffle Instead of dining out I'm just gon' rhyme about the Docs Cafe Ive never been so tired, still I love it in a crazy way And yeah I'm down to celebrate- There aint no class on Labor day. It aint that that black or white Their chest an area a shade of gray Diagnosis is stenosis, x-ray you can take away. The geese here I don't chase away, fryin' up a tasty treat ...

Chapter 14: Just a normal day in the life of a Pokemon Trainer. You catch a squirtle, save what appears to be a boy with a huge head and a bed-wetting disorder, see a charizard, point to it on a card (Yea no shit sherlock! That's a charizard!), meet a really fat, wierd guy bent on turning you into a trophy, and kick his ass using the ancient art of sitting in the backgrond yelling commands to a little blue thing you stuff inside a ball the size of your fist that shrinks to the size of your pinky finger, and to the little bed-wetting pussy with mental powers. Yea. Good times... Gooooooood times....... No that's not me playing. I have to wait like the rest of the world for Brawl :'(. (more)

Thanks for watching my videos everyone! Even to the haters... =P I realize I suck at singing. I had my people contact Chris Brown to sing my version but they never got back to me.... (Parody of With U by Chris Brown) "With Youtube" By: Nam I need youtube I gotta have youtube To the viewers all over the world tonight To the viewers all over the world tonight I need youtube I gotta have youtube To the viewers all over the world tonight To the viewers all over the world tonight I got no money, Just a couple real friends A fulltime student, too much sparetime, why not make everyone laugh I've got no better things to do I'm such a loser, a youtube user I'm so addicted Log on everyday and I never seem to log off I'm on for hours and hours, and I just make vids, so please subscribe And watch them together and it will keep us up all night 'Cause if I got subs I don't need money I don't need friends Just me and my camera And oh, I need youtube and No, Myspace wont do With every comment and every rating You make me so happy And now I know I can't be the only one To the viewers all over the world tonight And the subs in my channel who watch what i do, on youtube, youtube, youtube, youtube, youtube... yea youtube, youtube, youtube, youtube, youtube... Oh yea I need youtube I gotta have youtube To the viewers all over the world tonight To the viewers all over the world tonight I need youtube I gotta have youtube To the viewers all over the world tonight To the viewers all over the ...

Yea, I like to do things like everyone else. Can you blame me? MUSIC: Fusion by Shirobon www.myspace.com PLZ GO TELL HIM HI!!! [btw, I'm gonna be a guest on the channel, 'sevenrandompeople'...go sub to them and you'll see a video from me on that channel on Christmas day! www.youtube.com