Golden Chicken (金雞) - Part 9 Starring: Sandra Ng, Eric Tsang, Andy Lau, Eason Chan, Felix Wong, Tony Leung... Genres: Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version A prostitute is held up at an ATM machine. She and her attacker get caught inside the safe area behind glass doors as a storm causes a blackout. She has barely anything in her bank account and ends up telling the robber about how she bacame a prostitute, about her eccentric and mysterious clients, and why she turns up at the ATM machine on the 15th expecting to find a large some of money imported into her account. Its a very funny, warm and uplifting movie. This gives us all joy to celebrate this ancient profession and hope that there really are girls out there who embrace this life wholeheartedly, and love what they do, and who they do. I was feeling down and this movie made me laugh out loud and cheered me up. 4 and a half stars.

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Golden Chicken (金雞) - Part 1 Starring: Sandra Ng, Eric Tsang, Andy Lau, Eason Chan, Felix Wong, Tony Leung... Genres: Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version A prostitute is held up at an ATM machine. She and her attacker get caught inside the safe area behind glass doors as a storm causes a blackout. She has barely anything in her bank account and ends up telling the robber about how she bacame a prostitute, about her eccentric and mysterious clients, and why she turns up at the ATM machine on the 15th expecting to find a large some of money imported into her account. Its a very funny, warm and uplifting movie. This gives us all joy to celebrate this ancient profession and hope that there really are girls out there who embrace this life wholeheartedly, and love what they do, and who they do. I was feeling down and this movie made me laugh out loud and cheered me up. 4 and a half stars.

Beauty and the Breast (豐胸秘ＣＵＰ) - Part 5 Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Reis, Daniel Wu, Angela Tong, Halina Tam, Wong Tin Lam... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Subs English Mario works in an ointment company. He spends most of his time flirting with office girls or sucking up to the boss's son. The moment he catches sight of Yuki, a pretty woman who newly joins teh company, he makes a bet that he will win her heart. Pretending that he has brain tumor and is not long to live, he successfully duped her into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, the boss's son has decided to modernize his family business by replacing the obsolescent ointment with a whole new line of breast enlargement but is actually carcinogenic. He also finds out to the devastation of Yuki that Mario does not have any signs of brain tumor. In a fit of rage, Yuki resigns fm the company. With a truly effective breast enlargement product her father has invented, she has devised the perfect scheme to revenge against Mario and her unscrupulous ex-boss.

Starring: Miriam Yeung, Tony Leung, Ronald Cheng, Cheung Tat-Ming, Alex Fong, Rain Li, Sammy Leung, Chapman To, Willian So Genres: Comedy Year 2003 HK Movies Cantonese Version Miriam Yeung plays Yip Koo-Hung, an incessantly spritely girl who's known as the "Queen of Bad Luck." She's overly superstitious and uses Feng Shui to predict her days, though her success rate isn't especially high. She believes only one man can save her: Lai Liu-Po (Tony Leung), a celebrated Feng Shui master who's also a hit with the ladies. However, his practice has a few important rules, one of which prohibits him from knowing anyone with the surname Yip. It seems that long ago, the ancestors of both Hung and Liu-Po were involved in a Feng Shui disaster which doomed Hung's family and generally made a mess of things. Hung is aware of this rule, and pretends to be named Leung to get around it. She also is immediately smitten with Liu-Po, which is hardly surprising because he's played by Tony Leung.

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Beauty and the Breast (豐胸秘ＣＵＰ) - Part 1 Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Reis, Daniel Wu, Angela Tong, Halina Tam, Wong Tin Lam... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Subs English Mario works in an ointment company. He spends most of his time flirting with office girls or sucking up to the boss's son. The moment he catches sight of Yuki, a pretty woman who newly joins teh company, he makes a bet that he will win her heart. Pretending that he has brain tumor and is not long to live, he successfully duped her into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, the boss's son has decided to modernize his family business by replacing the obsolescent ointment with a whole new line of breast enlargement but is actually carcinogenic. He also finds out to the devastation of Yuki that Mario does not have any signs of brain tumor. In a fit of rage, Yuki resigns fm the company. With a truly effective breast enlargement product her father has invented, she has devised the perfect scheme to revenge against Mario and her unscrupulous ex-boss.

Beauty and the Breast (豐胸秘ＣＵＰ) - Part 9 Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Reis, Daniel Wu, Angela Tong, Halina Tam, Wong Tin Lam... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Subs English Mario works in an ointment company. He spends most of his time flirting with office girls or sucking up to the boss's son. The moment he catches sight of Yuki, a pretty woman who newly joins teh company, he makes a bet that he will win her heart. Pretending that he has brain tumor and is not long to live, he successfully duped her into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, the boss's son has decided to modernize his family business by replacing the obsolescent ointment with a whole new line of breast enlargement but is actually carcinogenic. He also finds out to the devastation of Yuki that Mario does not have any signs of brain tumor. In a fit of rage, Yuki resigns fm the company. With a truly effective breast enlargement product her father has invented, she has devised the perfect scheme to revenge against Mario and her unscrupulous ex-boss.

Starring: Miriam Yeung, Tony Leung, Ronald Cheng, Cheung Tat-Ming, Alex Fong, Rain Li, Sammy Leung, Chapman To, Willian So Genres: Comedy Year 2003 HK Movies Cantonese Version Miriam Yeung plays Yip Koo-Hung, an incessantly spritely girl who's known as the "Queen of Bad Luck." She's overly superstitious and uses Feng Shui to predict her days, though her success rate isn't especially high. She believes only one man can save her: Lai Liu-Po (Tony Leung), a celebrated Feng Shui master who's also a hit with the ladies. However, his practice has a few important rules, one of which prohibits him from knowing anyone with the surname Yip. It seems that long ago, the ancestors of both Hung and Liu-Po were involved in a Feng Shui disaster which doomed Hung's family and generally made a mess of things. Hung is aware of this rule, and pretends to be named Leung to get around it. She also is immediately smitten with Liu-Po, which is hardly surprising because he's played by Tony Leung.

Beauty and the Breast (豐胸秘ＣＵＰ) - Part 4 Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Reis, Daniel Wu, Angela Tong, Halina Tam, Wong Tin Lam... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Subs English Mario works in an ointment company. He spends most of his time flirting with office girls or sucking up to the boss's son. The moment he catches sight of Yuki, a pretty woman who newly joins teh company, he makes a bet that he will win her heart. Pretending that he has brain tumor and is not long to live, he successfully duped her into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, the boss's son has decided to modernize his family business by replacing the obsolescent ointment with a whole new line of breast enlargement but is actually carcinogenic. He also finds out to the devastation of Yuki that Mario does not have any signs of brain tumor. In a fit of rage, Yuki resigns fm the company. With a truly effective breast enlargement product her father has invented, she has devised the perfect scheme to revenge against Mario and her unscrupulous ex-boss.

Beauty and the Breast (豐胸秘ＣＵＰ) - Part 6 Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Reis, Daniel Wu, Angela Tong, Halina Tam, Wong Tin Lam... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Subs English Mario works in an ointment company. He spends most of his time flirting with office girls or sucking up to the boss's son. The moment he catches sight of Yuki, a pretty woman who newly joins teh company, he makes a bet that he will win her heart. Pretending that he has brain tumor and is not long to live, he successfully duped her into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, the boss's son has decided to modernize his family business by replacing the obsolescent ointment with a whole new line of breast enlargement but is actually carcinogenic. He also finds out to the devastation of Yuki that Mario does not have any signs of brain tumor. In a fit of rage, Yuki resigns fm the company. With a truly effective breast enlargement product her father has invented, she has devised the perfect scheme to revenge against Mario and her unscrupulous ex-boss.

Beauty and the Breast (豐胸秘ＣＵＰ) - Part 3 Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Reis, Daniel Wu, Angela Tong, Halina Tam, Wong Tin Lam... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Subs English Mario works in an ointment company. He spends most of his time flirting with office girls or sucking up to the boss's son. The moment he catches sight of Yuki, a pretty woman who newly joins teh company, he makes a bet that he will win her heart. Pretending that he has brain tumor and is not long to live, he successfully duped her into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, the boss's son has decided to modernize his family business by replacing the obsolescent ointment with a whole new line of breast enlargement but is actually carcinogenic. He also finds out to the devastation of Yuki that Mario does not have any signs of brain tumor. In a fit of rage, Yuki resigns fm the company. With a truly effective breast enlargement product her father has invented, she has devised the perfect scheme to revenge against Mario and her unscrupulous ex-boss.

Himalaya Singh (喜馬拉亞星) - Part 5 Starring: Sean Lau Ching Wan, Francis Ng, Cherrie Ying, Ronald Cheng, Cecilia Cheung, Lee Siu Kei, Wong Yau Nam, Tsui Tin Yau Genres: Comedy Year 2005 HK Movies Cantonese Version Singh (Ronald Cheng) is borne and grown up in Himalayas and has reached the ultimate stage in Yoga. He goes to participate the India Beauty's husband-to-be contest. He meets the wanna-be-married Tally (Cherrie In). Tally proposed to induce Singh to be a rotten, so India Beauty has a bad husband. Uncle Panic (Lau Ching Wan) goes traveling to India with his two nephews (Shine). Uncle Brave (Francis Ng) who is one of the tourists has absolutely opposite character. Uncle Panic bumps into several India robbers who hypnotize him and was brought into the Journey Of Illusion by The Peacock (Cecilia Cheung).

Fat Choi Spirit (嚦咕嚦咕新年財) - Part 4 Starring: Andy Lau, Louis Koo, Sean Lau Ching Wan, Gigi Leung, Cherrie Ying, Angela Tong... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Andy Lau as Tak-Wah, a "Mahjong Warrior" whose addiction to mahjong caused the eventual bankruptcy of his family. However, he managed to turn his game around when he was blessed by Wing-Kei (Gigi Leung). Wing-Kei is a sweet girl who'll do anything for Tak-Wah, to the detriment of anyone who gets in her way. Tak-Wah would like to marry her, but only if she cleans up her act, which is tough going. Tak-Wah is reunited with his mom (Bonnie Wong) and brother Tin-Lok (Louis Koo) when Tin-Lok's Internet firm goes belly up. Tak-Wah lets them stay at his opulent mansion while he goes about his usual mahjong ways. However, Tin-Lok hates mahjong because it was the cause of their first bankruptcy, and swears not to be involved with it in any way. Then self-styled "Master of Mahjong" Ching-Wan (Lau Ching-Wan) shows up to swindle the two brothers, but Tak-Wahs' amazing mahjong powers seem to have left him. (...)

Fat Choi Spirit (嚦咕嚦咕新年財) - Part 7 Starring: Andy Lau, Louis Koo, Sean Lau Ching Wan, Gigi Leung, Cherrie Ying, Angela Tong... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Andy Lau as Tak-Wah, a "Mahjong Warrior" whose addiction to mahjong caused the eventual bankruptcy of his family. However, he managed to turn his game around when he was blessed by Wing-Kei (Gigi Leung). Wing-Kei is a sweet girl who'll do anything for Tak-Wah, to the detriment of anyone who gets in her way. Tak-Wah would like to marry her, but only if she cleans up her act, which is tough going. Tak-Wah is reunited with his mom (Bonnie Wong) and brother Tin-Lok (Louis Koo) when Tin-Lok's Internet firm goes belly up. Tak-Wah lets them stay at his opulent mansion while he goes about his usual mahjong ways. However, Tin-Lok hates mahjong because it was the cause of their first bankruptcy, and swears not to be involved with it in any way. Then self-styled "Master of Mahjong" Ching-Wan (Lau Ching-Wan) shows up to swindle the two brothers, but Tak-Wahs' amazing mahjong powers seem to have left him. (...)

Fat Choi Spirit (嚦咕嚦咕新年財) - Part 6 Starring: Andy Lau, Louis Koo, Sean Lau Ching Wan, Gigi Leung, Cherrie Ying, Angela Tong... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Andy Lau as Tak-Wah, a "Mahjong Warrior" whose addiction to mahjong caused the eventual bankruptcy of his family. However, he managed to turn his game around when he was blessed by Wing-Kei (Gigi Leung). Wing-Kei is a sweet girl who'll do anything for Tak-Wah, to the detriment of anyone who gets in her way. Tak-Wah would like to marry her, but only if she cleans up her act, which is tough going. Tak-Wah is reunited with his mom (Bonnie Wong) and brother Tin-Lok (Louis Koo) when Tin-Lok's Internet firm goes belly up. Tak-Wah lets them stay at his opulent mansion while he goes about his usual mahjong ways. However, Tin-Lok hates mahjong because it was the cause of their first bankruptcy, and swears not to be involved with it in any way. Then self-styled "Master of Mahjong" Ching-Wan (Lau Ching-Wan) shows up to swindle the two brothers, but Tak-Wahs' amazing mahjong powers seem to have left him. (...)

Fat Choi Spirit (嚦咕嚦咕新年財) - Part 9 Starring: Andy Lau, Louis Koo, Sean Lau Ching Wan, Gigi Leung, Cherrie Ying, Angela Tong... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Andy Lau as Tak-Wah, a "Mahjong Warrior" whose addiction to mahjong caused the eventual bankruptcy of his family. However, he managed to turn his game around when he was blessed by Wing-Kei (Gigi Leung). Wing-Kei is a sweet girl who'll do anything for Tak-Wah, to the detriment of anyone who gets in her way. Tak-Wah would like to marry her, but only if she cleans up her act, which is tough going. Tak-Wah is reunited with his mom (Bonnie Wong) and brother Tin-Lok (Louis Koo) when Tin-Lok's Internet firm goes belly up. Tak-Wah lets them stay at his opulent mansion while he goes about his usual mahjong ways. However, Tin-Lok hates mahjong because it was the cause of their first bankruptcy, and swears not to be involved with it in any way. Then self-styled "Master of Mahjong" Ching-Wan (Lau Ching-Wan) shows up to swindle the two brothers, but Tak-Wahs' amazing mahjong powers seem to have left him. (...)

Fat Choi Spirit (嚦咕嚦咕新年財) - Part 1 Starring: Andy Lau, Louis Koo, Sean Lau Ching Wan, Gigi Leung, Cherrie Ying, Angela Tong... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Andy Lau as Tak-Wah, a "Mahjong Warrior" whose addiction to mahjong caused the eventual bankruptcy of his family. However, he managed to turn his game around when he was blessed by Wing-Kei (Gigi Leung). Wing-Kei is a sweet girl who'll do anything for Tak-Wah, to the detriment of anyone who gets in her way. Tak-Wah would like to marry her, but only if she cleans up her act, which is tough going. Tak-Wah is reunited with his mom (Bonnie Wong) and brother Tin-Lok (Louis Koo) when Tin-Lok's Internet firm goes belly up. Tak-Wah lets them stay at his opulent mansion while he goes about his usual mahjong ways. However, Tin-Lok hates mahjong because it was the cause of their first bankruptcy, and swears not to be involved with it in any way. Then self-styled "Master of Mahjong" Ching-Wan (Lau Ching-Wan) shows up to swindle the two brothers, but Tak-Wahs' amazing mahjong powers seem to have left him. (...)

Fat Choi Spirit (嚦咕嚦咕新年財) - Part 2 Starring: Andy Lau, Louis Koo, Sean Lau Ching Wan, Gigi Leung, Cherrie Ying, Angela Tong... Genres:Comedy Year 2002 Hong Kong Movies Cantonese Version Andy Lau as Tak-Wah, a "Mahjong Warrior" whose addiction to mahjong caused the eventual bankruptcy of his family. However, he managed to turn his game around when he was blessed by Wing-Kei (Gigi Leung). Wing-Kei is a sweet girl who'll do anything for Tak-Wah, to the detriment of anyone who gets in her way. Tak-Wah would like to marry her, but only if she cleans up her act, which is tough going. Tak-Wah is reunited with his mom (Bonnie Wong) and brother Tin-Lok (Louis Koo) when Tin-Lok's Internet firm goes belly up. Tak-Wah lets them stay at his opulent mansion while he goes about his usual mahjong ways. However, Tin-Lok hates mahjong because it was the cause of their first bankruptcy, and swears not to be involved with it in any way. Then self-styled "Master of Mahjong" Ching-Wan (Lau Ching-Wan) shows up to swindle the two brothers, but Tak-Wahs' amazing mahjong powers seem to have left him. (...)