Top 8 at Eight 10/5 This week the cast rants and raves about the VP debates, Cough Medicine abuse, Kim Kardasian voted off, chihuahua on crack, Bloomburg's 3rd term, Da' Cubs ... LAST WEEK's EPISODE TOP 8 at EIGHT September 28, 2008 www.youtube.com Check out these hilarious outtakes www.youtube.com www.youtube.com NYC Comedy Troupe attacks the weekly headlines from politics to the economy to odd news. Combining Sketch Comedy with VH1s BEST WEEK EVER style reporting. NEW EPISODES POSTED WEEKLY. Directed by Laurice Fattal & Walt Frasier Produced by SGF Productions, LLC THE CAST OF EIGHT IS NEVER ENOUGH: Walt Frasier, Laurice Fattal, Spero Chumas, Keisha Zollar, Jeff Nathan, Travis Stroessenreuther, Patrick Benedict, Chris Catalano, Christiane (Chrissie) Amorosia, Daryl Ray Carliles, Tyler Foltz, David "DMG" Green, Noel Hunter, David Ingber, Rob King, Gary Lee Mahmoud, Caitlin Sams, Chris Smalls, Marcia Sofley, Sasha Weiss More at www.eightimprov.biz Hilarious LIVE Improv Comedy in Times Square and touring nationwide Top 8 at Eight Episode 102 |
Consider defaulting on your college loans. FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD at www.mattkresling.com Is this fruition of my college years, arriving in an envelope, business-size, Sallie Mae Corporation letterhead? This is to inform you that you havent made a payment on your loan since the winter of, italicized, 1997. If at this time you cannot make the monthly payment we set, youll be required to remit to us the balance in full. You know, I dont think Ill pay— what kind of fool would feed the beast that swallows its young? Would feed the beast that swallows its young? Clearly, eightteen isnt old enough to drink but old enough to sign a promissary interesting. Military? Sure, join up. And who can put a pricetag on a top-notch education? How about $50000? $80000? Well, thats just for the textbooks. But what exactly is the consequence should I refuse to pay? Is there still a Dickensian debtors prison? Oh, there isnt? Well If at this time you cannot make the monthly payment we set, well be required to revoke what every citizen fears: your card for digging your hole deeper in debt to the beast that swallows its young, to feed the beast that swallows its young. Everyone must go to university. Without a good degree, how will you pay the lenders who staked you while attending university? And everyone must grow the university. This is to inform you that Ill never make a payment. This is to inform you that Ill never make a payment to the beast that swallows its young. The Beast That Swallows Its Yo |